MSR Fic List: Substitution

As the famous song goes, if you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with find a substitute.  This is something our favourite agents tend to do often.  Whether it’s porn, a prostitute, or a look-alike love interest it doesn’t matter.

This is the substitution list, as requested for the Discord XF Book Club for a bit of light reading.  Sorry it’s taken me so long to get it happening. And although the request was for Mulder, I thought Scully deserved a little bit of the action too.

On with the list. This one has an extra column with the category the fic falls into.  You’ll need a bit of a key for those:

S = Stripper
V= Porn Video
P= Prositute
Ph = Phone Sex Operator
M = Porn Magazine
O = Other
L = Look-alikes

Table last updated 2020-05-19 14:21:49 by i-dont-wanna-wrestle.

Author/sTitleWordsCommentsRated 
akaJakeThe Repeat
Customer
1860“What’s your pleasure tonight, Marty?” Post-Ep for “The Host” MP
Amber
Hunters Moon
Series
14958Scully goes on a girl's night out.MS, L
AndreaPreferences3655Scully needs to do more research after watching some of Mulder's tapes that aren't his.MV
AndreaWoman Enough5116Alcohol induced confessions.
MS
BanluDancer1065Watching the watcher.
 
NS, L
Beduini
& MTaylorHarrison
An Alluring Indiscretion72658A working girl, a senator, and murder.
NP, L
BidieMcCuchollCinnamon Calling4284Mulder receives a free phone call as a “valued customer” from his favorite 900# phone sex service. When the conversation takes a turn toward the erotic, Mulder reveals some intensely intimate feelings about Scully to a perfect stranger, plunging himself into a whirlwind of decadent fantasies about his sexy FBI partner.
MPh, L
BidieMcCuchollMandrake's
Message
13960Sequel to “Cinnamon Calling".
MPh
BidieMcCuchollSpooky Says10075The finale of a three-part trilogy which includes “Cinnamon Calling” and “Mandrake’s Message”.MPh
Brekke
Temporary
Stresses
2785Tensions are high. Something is going to blow.
MV
Carrie-Leanne
The Tale Of Dana
ScullyÂ’s Bored/Board
7472Scully has a secret order to pick up from a mysterious shop. Mulder being nosy is determined to find out what it is. Fun and smut ensues.MO, L
CM
Caught Red Handed815"He had been waiting for this
all day..."
MV, L
DashaKMusings Of A Professional Girl2680 A professional girl talks about her life and the most curious client she ever had.TP, L
DashaK
& PlausibleDeniability
The Professional56266A woman from Mulder’s past returns, desperately needing his and Scully’s help. NV, L
DHearneRotten
Influence
1584My favorite moment in “Hell Money” is when Scully makes a bad joke during an autopsy and Mulder smiles while wincing at the same time. This story is kind of an expansion on that moment.
TV
DonnileeP is for Perverted31481During the course of an emotional investigation, Scully discovers a huge secret of Mulder’s, realizing she doesn’t know as much about him as she thought she did.MP, L
FatCatLeaning I & II 46350Leaning & Leaning 2: The Seduction

i A series of misunderstandings step in to enlighten Mulder and Scully
ii The relationship that was exposed in Leaning I continues to develop, despite a non-X-File case and an outside threat to their commitment.

MV
FindingFijiCuriosity8889“Mulder, why are men so attracted to pornography?” He smirked before he realized that I was asking in earnest. “That’s a loaded question, Scully.”  “I know.” I replied.
MM, L
Fran HartmanWicked7978Scully has been hiring a faux Mulder to fulfil certain duties.  Real Mulder finds out and sends himself in as a replacement…NP, L
ImpossiblePrincessA Professional2727Scully hires a professional to help her out.  He becomes addictive.NP
JelynaSweet
Torture
8398A ‘women’s survival seminar’ sends Scully on a power trip ….MV
JennaToomsGirlX18139A bored Mulder makes an interesting phone call … and discovers the value of what’s on the other end of the line.NPh, L
JessicaTaylor
Red I & II22663i Mulder's new girlfriend bears a striking resemblance to Scully. Meanwhile, Scully is sad and lonely since he is spending his time with someone else.
ii A continuation of the events in "Red". Fearing more miscommunication, Mulder turns to Scully when she's sleeping to help fix their relationship.
ML
JHallmarkDamage Wrought by a Trip to Philadelphia28878Mulder reacts to the events in "Never Again."  NV, L
KatherineBentonExploring
Desires
101775When Mulder and Scully work with a new agent, his entry into their lives causes months of intense angst for everyone involved.  !non-con-S/otherMV
KeroseneCorner at Fourteenth & Arlington969Where does our favourite G-Man go when he needs some Comfort of the physical kind?NP
KristelOxleyJohnsAphrodisia150000Mulder and Scully explore trust and control issues as they embark upon a D/s relationship. [This is a seven part series, but the relevant fic for this list is in part 1.]NV
LisaIntimate
Deception I - IV
6020i Fantasy: Mulder indulgences his fantasies in an unusual way. 

ii Betrayal:  Fantasy and reality come together, much to Mulder’s dismay.

iii Disclosure:  Mulder decides to confess to Scully. 

iv Reality:   Mulder learns reality is better than fantasy.
NP, L
LovesFoxMistakes7941“Mistakes are the portal of discovery”RL
MarieEndresAn Immodest Proposal1883Scully finds a video and wants to know why Mulder still has them.PGV
MoJoGirl 775867Resolving sexual tension…summer smut…

Mulder's favourite dancer has been murdered
NS
MysticSex
Offenders
2149Thought I’d go off the deep end, do something I’ve never done before, and write one that uses the word sex a few times (which I’m sure will attract many people to the story :). No, the characters will not be having any...TV
OneMillionandNineAll
The Lies That Are My Life
8926Our heroes work a few things outMP
OneMillionandNinePrestidigitation1786The missing scene from Per Manum, where Scully asks Mulder THE BIG QUESTIONNV
OnlyTheInevitableWords of
Lust
134555Their attraction to each other is something that can't be ignored. A compilation of Mulder and Scully's desires through one-word prompts. MSR. The video/substitute fic is Chapter 10: Join. EV, L
PiperSargassoTempestuous15574While investigating a case in Southern Indiana, Mulder and Scully are brought together under unusual circumstances.MV, L
PMEpiphanyVideo Cupid1790Rated P for very porny
indeed. A cupid leaves them videos.
MV
Rachel
Anton
Three Months I & II14677i A story about self-doubt and
desperation.

ii Mulder faces the consequences of his actions and they are not
what he expects

It was February already. Almost Scully's birthday again. Three months had
passed. Three months since Scully's cancer had miraculously and mysteriously
gone into remission. And four months since Fox Mulder had made a promise to
himself. A promise he'd been sure he would have the guts to keep.
MP, L
Rachel
Howard
Show1997Scully bails Mulder out aftermhe's arrested in a gentlemen's club watching a 14yo stripper.  TS
ReddyMulder
& His Free Fucking Porn
1416Sex. f/f? kinda,.. voyeurism ? slightly .... erotic?  Semi Scully SlashEV
SatinaOutfoxed14653Scully has a new boyfriend. Mulder doesn’t like him. Not all is what it seems. Smut ensues.NL
ShinkaiMeeting The Invisible Man16591Pre X-Files A 20 year old Dana
Scully on vacation in London meets Fox Mulder, an Oxford Ph.D. Candidate. A
platonic relationship develops that takes a serious detour when she is
brutally raped just before returning to the States. Graphic violence and sex
Part 2-8 years later, they meet again as partners….

Carries on as part of a series: The IM Series

!! rape, miscarriage, domestic violence
NV,M
Singing_ViolinAnother
Boring Day at the Office
981Oops...Scully inserted the wrong
videocasette.
TV
Sister
Zooey
Redhead
Dancing Girl
2529GirlyScully. We all know it's in
there and it's so damn **nice** to bring it out. I promise you won't require any fillings after reading this, though.  [Scully's thoughts after the Millennium kiss. It's the first in a series which is all available at the link.]
MS, L
Spooky66Surprises1267Mulder discovers that Scully has interesting taste in movies.TV
TenThe Scene785On a whim, Scully watches one of Mulder’s videos and makes an interesting discovery…
RV, L
Tokyo Shapiro90013413Mulder sublimates his sexual attraction to Scully by calling 900 numbers.
NPh
TrinityX/AngXRole Play2741Diana Fowley takes her best shot, Mulder tries to take hisMV
WildafoxMaking It Carnal2232“Scully, you’re making this personal”NV, L
WildwingSuzSex and
Flexibility or, Not Sense and Sensibility
5700Mulder trusts Scully with one of his fantasies.EV
WylfcynneConvalescing3674After Brand X... M & S have some confessionsMV, L
wynterscafeCaught1550Scully catches Mulder during a private moment.EV

There’s another list for Those Videos That Aren’t Theirs which may have more smut.

A Fourth Fifty Favourite First Times List

I thought since I haven’t been around much that I’d better leave you another of the big lists.  Although this is the fourth list, it still contains some of my all time favourite first time fics.

As usual, these stories are a mix of various things.  The fact that it’s a favourite could be for reasons other than the smut factor.  I’ve tried to pick 50 fics that haven’t appeared on any lists before, and limit to one story per author this time.  You might notice that there aren’t any really new fics… that’s not an indictment on current fics, that’s an indictment on the updating of tags in my library.

These stories have also been added to the Fascicle of First Time Fics with the others, but I thought they deserved their own post for a while.  I’ve also tidied up and found replacement URLs where necessary for the first 100 recs, and it’s now in table form rather than a pdf.

A reminder that where I can only find a fic on Gossamer, the link will go to their search page.  The author ID number for those ones is included in the name column so you can find them easily, as I do abbreviate some names for privacy reasons.  Otherwise you can search by title.

Due to time constraints, there are leftover Âs etc from the conversion from excel to HTML that i normally try to edit out.  Sorry but you’ll have to try to ignore them and read around them this time.  They’re a real PITA to fix, but I’ll try to get to them at some stage.

Author/s
+ GossID
TitleWordsCommentsRated
AbracadabraMaybe I'm Amazed14098New Year’s Eve redux. A 14,000 word PWP.M
AmySmarkuskyAn Alternate Ending To Ice4267As the title suggests....
[Checking each other for the parasite gets out of hand.]
M
anonstarbuckSweat & Margaritas6710It wasn't an x file, so he's getting them drinks.   E
AnubisKV5 - 16201Fox
Mulder's Big Blues
7788Sometimes, it was a real bitch
to be an F.B.I. agent. Or Fox Mulder, for that matter. Actually, when he
thought about it, Fox Mulder decided it was a bitch to be Fox Mulder pretty
much all of the time. In fact, most of the time it just downright sucked. Big
time. Post ep for Quagmire.
M
CheriGoodmanBeginning From The Beginning6137ScullyÂ’s not too happy after the
office scene, and starts to leave again. Can Mulder change her mind?
M
ConspiracyWe Meet Again4390Mulder visits Scully two years
after she's left the FBI and moved away.
N
CybillRespecting The Journey [VSS1]4100Sometimes a journey leads
to more places than one. ItÂ’s Season One smut! What more could you ask
for?
N
DFantumAloha, Puttytat2464Mulder, Scully and a wild
Halloween party.
N
DianaBattisCatalytic
Converter
14278Mulder plays Good Samaritan.M
DiehardAbsolute Beginners42706Our heroes finally decide to do
the dirty deed. Sex, love, all the rest. What might have occurred before the
last two thirds of Season 7. Continues in

BOOK TWO: BETTER WITH PRACTICE and

BOOK THREE: COMES THE MORNING
M
DonnaBlind
Date
26320Pre XF, M & S are set up on
a joke blind date and hit it off.  things go well until maggie
interferesÂ…
PG
DonnileeChange Of Venue10543Scully and Mulder finally
confront their feelings after a harrowing case is resolved.
M
EmilySimTilt and Dream5678Boggs may be dead and gone but
Scully is still experiencing problems related to the case and her
father's untimely death. Her solution to solve her sleep problem
is a little unorthodox. 
N
Eponine119One Shameless Night3304The party was really boring her.
It was the annual fancy dress ball given by the FBI. Scully didnÂ’t know why
they had such a thing or what purpose it was supposed to serve, any more than
the office Christmas party or Halloween bash, but on it went, every year.
M
EvieLouiseTootsie Pop I, II & III42775After returning from an
assignment where Mulder inadvertantly caught sight of Scully in her
underwear, a cliched evening of boring paperwork was made more interesting by
Mulder seeing even more of Scully. Continues in Tootsie Pop II & III.
N
FlynnMore Than A River Complete69148What would it take for Scully to
admit some things to herself?  How would Mulder take the news? 
M
GerryHillTremors And Aftershocks19417Scully and Mulder not only face
a monster of a killer, but, even more horrible, must confront their own
relationship.
M
GillianinChainsLove In An Elevator3033Mulder and Scully. A Freight
Elevator. Hot Action. 
M
JamieTanquaryLittle Girl Lost28662Scully and Mulder investigate a
murder while trying to deal with a certain turn of events in their
relationship.
M
Jess MSpoken5604Mulder and Scully have friends!
No, really. They go bowling. They witness a break-up. Soul-searching ensues
(of course). 
N
KarenRaschJustification5954Mulder and Scully at last
consummate their relationship. The catalyst is nothing any of us had ever
considered. 
N
KatieHarrisFeeding The Beast2060An amative revision of the
highly anticipated, much speculated, first time coadunation of bodies meeting
in importunate thrust-- or -- Mulder and Scully have sex for the first time.
M
KelsoA Helping Hand14795Ice Queen? Check. Gratuitous
mention of bees? Check. Puppy face? Check. Celine Dion? Check [don't let that
put you off]Â….   Response to a challenge (elements at end). 
M
K BerglundSecond Skin Satin14133[Seductive Scully Smut. S invites Mulder to meet her at a club. They barely make it back to Mulder's place before it's on. ]M
LauraShapiroBeatitudes4195The Great Mystery is solved.
What will become of Scully and Mulder?
M
LokisgameEnjoy The Silence9403The horizon paled on the other
side of the house, they fell asleep again, waiting for words to come back.
E
MishNo Quarter Given I: Abstinence7648 She wants to feel alive.
Serious angst ahead. This is not a pretty one, folks.  [Post Never Again
but not on that list]
M
MoJoTarnished Halo3397Mulder delves into ScullyÂ’s
religious morals.  *This link will download a word doc.  If you
prefer to read it on Goss, the author ID is 13205*
M
NicoleEnough I & II5583Post Gethsemane angry sex and
the aftermath. 
M
NicoletteYin and Yang6483A long weekend gives Mulder and
Scully a chance to ponder their complex relationship. 
N
OneMillionandNinePremature Ejaculation1667An exercise in possibilities;
exactly what has kept M and S apart all these years?
M
PenumbraParabiosis46667Science and Mysticism conjoin. 
A detailed look at season 7.
M
randomshoes42So,
am I forgiven?
1130This is a PWP, written from Mulder's POV. M
ScullyGolightlyRunning2388What if Mulder and Scully fucked in the pilot episode? (version 2). [I'm sure the others will make it onto
another listÂ…]
E
ShandaWeeks - 14615Batting
Practice II
2990This is a companion piece to
“Batting Practice” by Cassie. It's not necessary to read that first, the
frist story really just follows canon for the baseball lesson and this one
picks up after that.
M
ShannonKA Stiff One10326Summary: ItÂ’s my first crack at
a first time story! *cue scary music*
M
Sheryl Nantus (Martin)Air3614 After a hard case, Scully
and Mulder decide to forget about it by drowning themselves in each other.
N
SpearmntXPHide And Seek146906Scully's departure causes Mulder
to make some hard decisions.  A
novel-lenth mytharc story with lots of twists and turns.
M
Spooky66Getting Familiar853Mulder and Scully go out to get to know each other season one.E
storybycoreyJust Shut the Hell Up1901She hums in response, realizing with sudden clarity this is it.  
IT.  This is the rest of her
life right here, smelling his sweat in a rented Ford Taurus, listening to him
talk instead of shutting him up. 
Perpetually tired, perpetually horny. 
Eating Doritos and Twinkies then going to bed after, coming
frantically against motel sheets while trying her hardest not to think.
E
TeaGirl42Just Fine63031When Scully's world is derailed
without warning she is the only person in her life who is surprised by
Mulder's reaction. 
M
The G Women - 11201Work
Out
7962Summary: Scully and Mulder go to
the gym late one night to work out their frustrations.
M
Twilight - 16261A
Moment Of Passion
4650A lot can happen in a moment.
Set around the second season.
T
VivAfter Aubrey [VSS2]4127Scenes and post-ep for Aubrey
Written for FandomoniumÂ’s “A Virtual Season of Smut - Season Two” 
M
WillaBroken5964Scully decides she canÂ’t forgive
Mulder for his actions in TF/OS, but her decision leaves her feeling bruised
and battered.
M
writing2savelivesWhat She Needs4906He'll be anything, do anything she needs, but what she asks is almost too easy for him to give. Almost.E
XenithRaining Sleeping Bags3808Mulder and Scully take shelter
in a snow storm and discover–each other.  Smut.
M
Xenoprobe - 10125Until
Theres Nothing Left To Say
10180After Mulder rejects Scully's
findings on Agt. Fowley's possible duplicity, Scully nurses her emotional
wounds with some bourbon.
M
XPhanCaptive9583Mulder and Scully are held
captive together with an amusing twist courtesy of their good buddy the
one-armed man.
M
XRaePeaks of Insanity15429Deeply affected while profiling
a difficult case, Mulder reaches the limit of his mental endurance. How far
is Scully willing to go to bring him back from the edge?
E

MSR Fic List: 7.19 Hollywood AD

This episode was in the Sunday Night tumblr rewatch this week, and as usual we got to discussing fanfic from this episode.  There are some fabulous fics inspired by Hollywood AD, as Mulder and Scully go on some fun-filled romps through California at the taxpayer’s expense.  All ratings are included.

I realised when i finally got this list prepared that I’d already done a list without summaries, but this one includes a lot more fics, and the summaries allow you to zone in on the juiciest fics.

Given the state of my brain at the moment  I haven’t specifically listed or linked to the rest of the stories if the fic is part of a series as I like to do.  But I’d hate to cripple you by doing everything for you.  I’m thoughtful like that 😉

On with the list.  There are only a few goss links, and they’ll take you to the search page where you can enter the 5-digit author ID (given after the author name).

Author/sTitleWordsCommentsRated 
a_january_girlHollywood
Sunset
6176What happened after Mulder and Scully left the empty movie set...E
Agent
Leki
Mulders Worst Fear1615What if Scully found out Mulder's worst fear and almost died laughing?PG
AgentSpooky
- 15161
Elevator Ride735Mulder, Scully, security guards and an elevatorR
Angel BCalifornication2759What happened after the movie?N
aRcaDIaNFall$Hungry1817Missing scene from Hollywood AD. Mulder, Scully, one bathtub and an icecream sundae. Who is seducing
who? 
M
ArtemisX5Succumbing2745Post Hollywood ADM
ATTHS_TWICEAfter The Credits11938Mulder and Scully spend the night after Hollywood A.D. putting Skinner’s credit card to good use. Fun times and hijinks ensue. Also, sex! Delicious wonderful sex!E
Audrey_RogetEnivrez-vous2554Mulder, Scully, a bottle of Champagne and a house in the Glen. M
Baroness_BlixenA Night Out1016So, what did Mulder and Scully
do with the FBI credit card after the end of Hollywood AD? It's not what you think.
T
BeduiniA Complicated Fable14766A very smutty romp through Los Angeles.N
BugsYour
Tax Dollars At Work
5954"We're alive, Mulder, we're relatively young, we’re in Hollywood for the evening, and Skinner was so tickled by the movie, he gave me a bureau credit card for the night, Uncle Sam’s treat...”T
CovertOpsMore than
Happy
1504Post Hollywood AD - first timeM
Darkalley29Hopelessly
Yours in Hollywood
7264Post-ep for Hollywood A.D.M
David
Hearne
They
Can Mess You Up
1633Post ep Hollywood AD (the Leno fic).PG
EPurSeMouveMagic in the
Making
2975Lights. Camera. Action.PG
EralCSimultaneous1967Skinner hears more than he should….R
FoxMuldersBitchA Moment Of
Closeness
5650Mulder and Scully do some stuff…M
Gina RainStyle
and Substance
2254We interrupt the angst—for a simple tale of two agents experiencing the Hollywood nightlife.T
hallwaypersonLike This3587What did Mulder and Scully do with the bureau credit card at the end of Hollywood A.D.? My answer? They
didn't do anything. (You'll have to read this to find out why)
E
icedteainthebagSocially
Inept
2517Their beverage of choice was vodka, and a lot of it.E
icedteainthebagThe
Durability-Tested Bathroom Stall of the Darryl Zanuck Theater
1432"That was a better ending than the movie by far." Originally posted as author "suchreverie" on LiveJournal.E
Jacquie
LaVa
Hollywood
Bathtime
1332Bath-time fun for our fave, now-famous Agents...R
JeriHollywood PM2144A night on the town.PG
KaseyMiller
& AimeeMoore - 15206
Relative
Anonymity
8017Requisite post-ep fic
for Hollywood A.D.
M
KhyberThe Waterskiers12731Missing scenes from Hollywood AD. Part of Kyber Vs Season 7.M
KristelOxleyJohnsHollywood Nights11285Mulder’s reaction to the events in "Hollywood A.D.” in light of the events that transpired in my earlier fanfic “Hegira.” It’s not going to make much sense to you unless you’ve read
“Hegira.” 
N
lateBloomer04Believe Again17455Here's a series of shipper oneshots about Mulder and Scully in celebration of the upcoming movie, IWTB! (Four - Flashlight). Warning: These can get pretty silly!T
leiascullyNo
Reservations
980Mulder and Scully don't have a
restaurant reservation, but Mulder has a plan.
G
Michelle
Kiefer
Diamonds
on the Soles of their Shoes
1616The problem with getting what you want is that it can be taken away from you.PG
MishIdaho
Shoes
5962Summary:  Who needs glass slippers when there are Idaho shoes?T
Octavian/TaverlSomewhat
Normal Life
9195While it wasn't idyllic, he had to admit he was happier now with his somewhat normal life than he had been in many years.E
onpaperfirstMaps2947Even Mulder, with his unerring sense for choosing the wrong, most circuitous route, would not drive into the Pacific. She was 95% sure.PG
PattieMrs
Spooky Gets Even
1630It’s about time to get even with the rumor mill at the Bureau.PG
PeggyThe
Rise and Fall of AP Skinner
12337Skinner learns the hard way that most household (or hotel) accidents occur in the bathroom. A “what if” fill-in for Hollywood A.D.T
Pita1013Skinman
Unleashed
2054When good parties go bad…PG
Randi -
12185
Baby Blue Eyes
Turned Dark Again
867With a credit card on hand, who knows what the intrepid duo can do! T
scullywolfHollywood
A.D.
2191That ";No ifs, ands, or bees" line in The Lazarus Bowl means that someone had to have told the story of the near-kiss to someone on the film crew.T
ShoshanaHollywood
Home Run
1173Post ep for Hollywood AD.PG
Sister
Moon
Charge
It
2444Mulder & Scully have some fun with the Bureau's credit card.R
somekindofseizureIn the
Bathtub
2231Fulfillment of that Hollywood AD Mulder and Scully in the bathtub prompt, as promised.E
ssullivan87Night Out2229Mulder and Scully's night out following the Hollywood A.D. movie premiere.M
StarLushHollywood Afterhours5063Just what kind of trouble did our duo get into while out in Hollywood?M
SueBeeSo
Right
4909Apres MovieM
SueBeeRight
Now
2274Summary: Sequel to “So Right.”M
TarynCrowLove, Hollywood Style2523This is in response to a spoiler from Hollywood A.D. I haven't seen the episode, obviously, but it's LOOSELY
based on the premise of that episode.
N
TenLA
Story
6014Two special agents loose in Los Angeles with a credit card… But some things don’t require a charge card.R
ThexInvisiblexGirlWill You
Still Love Me Tomorrow
2914Scully is worried about the future. Mulder is optimistic. How it all played out eventually?T
thexxitThings That Make Mulder Wonder or The Enigma That Is Dana
Scully
57620A whole pile of post-eps for episodes in season 6 and 7 (not necessarily every episode), revolving around Mulder's thoughts, particularly about Scully. 
Rated: Fiction  T - English -
Romance -  F. Mulder, D. Scully -
Chapters: 42   - Words: 59,665 -
Reviews: 269 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published:
10/19/2014 - Status: Complete - id: 10767392
T
WildwingSuzIn the End919And in the end...T
WildwingSuzCalifornia
Here We Come
579Little post ep vignette for Hollywood AD; a couple days after all things.T

MSR Fic List: Undercover – Adult Industry

For agents who work in the X-Files division, Mulder and Scully get to go undercover in the adult entertainment business quite a bit.  This is a list of fics I’ve read where they’ve had to go undercover as strippers, prostitutes/escorts and phone sex operators.  Naturally a lot of smut results.

I’ve marked this as an Adults only list despite there being one PG-13 (T) story.  Pick and choose your ratings according to your age and preference.  There are a couple of stories that aren’t straight MSR so read descriptions if that bothers you.

If you see a 5-digit number after the author’s name, memorise it before you click on the link to Gossamer to search, it can make the fic easier to find.

Author/s
- GossID
TitleWordsCommentsRated
Andrea - 10189An Eyeful15780Scully agrees to act as a decoy prostitute to catch a serial killer. M
anonstarbuckFavourite Things11610Five times Mulder and Scully shared a favourite something with the other for the first time. [Chapter 3 of 3 because it's incomplete, but they're 3 complete stories.]E
Ary GHRuby33187Mulder and Scully have to face the friendly neighbourhood psycopath... be warned, plenty of adult material in here.M
CrossedBeamsVice7354A weekend assignment gets out of control with Mulder undercover. Things come to a head, dragging Scully into the picture with unexpected consequences.E
Cybill - 16023Call Girl9437Mulder and Scully act as bait to a serial killer who preys on redheaded call girls.N
DonnaTrust6089Can he trust her when she wants
to grow her own way? Important men are being murdered. Scully goes undercover as a high-priced escort to find out.
R
DonnileeScene of the Crime6484SUMMARY: Mulder reacts to a Scully outfit and starts an emotional avalanche.M
Donnilee & FatCatSomething Wicked88205Once again Mulder’s hidden talents get them an undercover assignment. They are assigned to expose a serial killer after several drug land-style executions. But, are things really as they seem? Mulder and Scully hope to figure it out before it’s too late. !trigger warnings: read header.M
Donnilee & XRaeCachot Desirer52000Mulder and Scully go undercover in a bizarre murder case at the request of their old friend, Senator
Matheson, and nothing is as it seems. BDSM and D/s themes, along with FemDom themes and male penetration.
N
ESimmeringDouble Post Punishment1129PWP. He wondered how long it was going to be before he lost control.M
Guera MexicanaFoxy2930Our three favorite characters find themselves in a very uncomfortable situation.T
Jay - 16273The Dare |The
Test |The Challenge
7502It begins as just another case but ends with a challenge. N
JOeyTricky Business6943On a normal assignment, Scully is called upon to go undercover. [complete despite in-progress status on
FF.net]
T
KooG-String Diva4040Several murders of patrons at a strip club in DC put Mulder into the most...ahem...interesting uncover
assignment he has ever had.
R
LovesFoxBad & Bad II: Reprisal23016Scully works undercover without Mulder, but he has to show up. Smut ensues.M
Mimic117Devil To Pay6553When she gets her hands on him, there's going to be the devil to pay.M
MocomabDepravity8452Scully goes undercover. [Scully/Krycek/Mulder - Some slash.]M
mommieburgerTotal Smut Biscuit - Volume 2 - Deep Red11745Scully goes undercover as a stripper, but keeps Mulder in the dark. Mulder's new temporary partner finds out and the hunt is on. Skinner gets a little touch/feely with Stripper!Scully and Mulder may have to confront his boss and several other men over the delectable Agent. Who knows how this will end? Only time will tell.M
OnlyTheInevitableWords of Love 66457The FBI handbook has rules against relationships between partners, so they would just have to get creative in showing their love to each other. A compilation of Mulder and Scully's love through romantic one-word prompts. MSR [Undercover as Prostitute story is chapter 2 - Breathtaking. This is a WIP but it's ok to read if you're WIP-shy because it's a compilation of stories rather than a series.]T
Pete - 12431Scully Becomes A Stripper6700Due to a special assignment, Scully turns to stripping. Humor.T
PywacketRisqué3615An undercover stint as a working girl really turns Scully on.  PWPM
Red ValerianThe Caveat Emporium14771For reasons of her own, Scully insists on going undercover at a telephone sex establishment. In the process, she drives the surveillance team to distraction - said 'team' consisting of her partner and a certain Assistant Director. She also manages to exorcise some ghosts and to catch a serial killer at the same time. All with one hand tied behind her back. [MSR + S/Sk. Although I personally can't stomach Skinner/anyone and consequently this story gives me nightmares, it's here if you want it.]N
SkylarkingShimmy3558Skinner sends Mulder undercover, though not very much of it… M
somekindofseizureBlack Tie Affair - No.22628Mulder and Scully get dressed up once again and play spies as they try to catch some elusive bad guys.  This time Scully acts as a paid escort, and Mulder wants to make sure she's safe. [This is number 2, but the series is a lot of fun and you can access it from the link.
E
spookie-foxWhisper Softly Sweet, Dana65811After an undercover operation goes terribly wrong, a serial killer nearly rapes and murders Scully. Mulder shows up in the nick of time and rescues her. But what he doesn’t realize is that death is not the end for evil. [Abandoned WIP and I can't remember how complete the stroy is.]M
storybycoreyWe're Just Partners8363He’s grinding himself against you, right there, right where he knows you like it best. You grind right back, there's no way you can’t, and your eyes close as you fall against his chest. "Just partners,” you gasp, your lips sliding down his neck to suck at his clavicle, "Remember we’re just partners…"E
virtue_flutteringNot/Think Series7034Scully receives an unexpected and long overdue call while working undercover a racy phone line.M
WendiaeBehind the Looking Glass48003After returning from Philadelphia Scully is unsure of her reaction to Mulder's anger and takes an assignment away from him unintentionally placing herself in grave danger. [only vaguely relevant to the theme but a good story]M
WildwingSuzTiny Dancer6337Withheld at author’s request. [but the category might give it away a little.]E

22 First Times by Trope: Jealous Mulder

Jealous!Mulder is usually an intense, brooding creature, making for some rather dramatic first times.

This is only a fraction of the Jealous!Mulder fics I’ve read. I have more to sort through tag-wise for this category so I’m hoping to combine this with a more general jealous Mulder list as well, a la the Jealous!Scully list. 🙂

Author/s -
Goss ID
TitleWordsCommentsRated
AndreaUnder Heaven11172There is a time for every purpose under the heavens.M
BeduiniGoing Home13987Mulder and Scully encounter each other after two years apart and are forced to deal with their unresolved
feelings.
M
CybillCreep8522Mulder spends some time evaluating himself and his relationship with his partner. He thinks heÂ’s lost
her to another man. Was he right? I think not
N
Dianora & MD1016Sal From 4C12244After a low dirty fight, Scully goes out to pick up and Mulder gets drunk and waits for her.M
DKSculderFor Better, For Worse13123Mulder accompanies Scully as a surprise wedding date.M
DonnaKey To Understanding3652Just a little misunderstanding …M
DonnileeAll or Nothing9241Jealous Mulder finally reaches the end of his rope and flips out on Scully.M
EBESo Long23617Tracking a serial killer brings an old acquaintance of MulderÂ’s into the picture, a friend whose attraction
toward Scully causes tensions to rise.
M
FatCatLeaning I
& II: The Seduction
46350Leaning I: - A series of misunderstandings step in to enlighten Mulder and Scully & Continues in Leaning II - The Seduction: The relationship that was exposed in Leaning I continues to develop, despite a non-X-File case and an outside threat to their commitment. M
GillianinChainsLove In
An Elevator
3033Mulder and Scully. A Freight Elevator. Hot Action. M
Kelly MorelandUncaged3263Scully is dating someone, and Mulder… Well, he’s being Mulder… M
Madeleine PartousFloaters22623Mulder and Scully investigate a case in Florida.  Season 3.M
mommieburgerMulder and
the Green-Eyed Monster
18471Mulder and Scully get sent to Calqueq, Alaska to hunt possible vampires. The duo find out that Scully is a target and no one is who they seem. Mulder, tired of waiting for Scully to
surrender to him decides to make a move only to be thwarted by an old flame.
Will Mulder succeed in turning Scully away from the darkside?
E
neednotOuroboros1807"Why were... why were you with him?"
The hurt in his voice is plain. Aching, and it just makes her angrier. She arches an eyebrow. "I thought you could figure that out, Mulder."
E
Rachel AntonVolition Unbound23375The return of a man from Scully’s past forces her to make some decisions. M
SaraMageeBlack
Leather Redheaded Siren I
& II
7343Black Leather Redheaded Siren I:
Scully gets an interesting offer from an old friend...and has to decide if she'll do it or not...all counting on Mulder's reaction of course...

Black Leather Redheaded Siren II: Scully decides to take up her friends
offer...will Mulder "handle" it well?
M
ScullystarEverything You Want6860Mulder has to deal when Scully becomes involved with an old lover.N
Spooky66Another Man2302"What’re you jealous or something? " - "They had their hands all over you, of course, IÂ’m
jealous. " 
E
Taffy NorthwoodLet No Star Shine50373As the bard said, the course of true love never did run smooth
https://web.archive.org/web/20100501003251/http://x-files.bytewright.com:80/arcLe/LetNoStarShine2.html
N
TeslaAches and Pangs2899After convincing Scully to date someone else, he ends up sick and Scully looks after him.R
Trifan Clueless7498Mulder just can’t seem to figure out what Scully’s problem is.N
wtfmulderChantilly
Lace
2298Scully is a vision in chantilly lace.E

 

20 First Times by Trope – Inappropriate Locations Edition

When the UST gets out of control, smut happens.  And sometimes it happens in rather inappropriate places.

This list contains 20 fics selected from the less-than-ideal places Mulder and Scully chose to do the wild thing for the first time.

This is an adults only list.  As usual, to protect the identity of the innocent and not risk removal of the stories, author’s real names on this list might differ slightly and it’s important that you use the Gossamer ID number given after the name (or story name) in the Gossamer search page that’s linked to the story, as even linking to the author’s page can cause issues.

Author/s
+ Goss ID
TitleWordsCommentsRated
AKNolan -
16271
Aquatic Dreams4499Speedos, tankinis, andprimordial ooze.[FBI Pool]M
AnnK -
15547
Three's a Crowd4384"But, hell. The whole damn week had been foreplay. Their entire professional relationship had only been a preamble to this very moment." [charity function.]M
CaroBertaudRecipe for
Bitching out Bill at a Get-Fucking-Well Party
11184Trapping Scully into a get-well-soon party — a surprise get-well-soon party, ’cause, hell yeah, let’s make things even worse than they would already be — was such a bad idea. He hated to be a part of the plot. [At a party at Maggie's...]M
Carrie-Leanne
- 14895
A Blue Wedding4806Scully’s feeling blue at a family wedding. Mulder finds a way to cheer her up. [outside the church at Scully's mother's wedding.]M
CrossedBeamsVice7375A weekend assignment gets out of control with Mulder undercover. Things come to a head, dragging Scully into the picture with unexpected consequences. [Risky undercover situation]E
DesFull Circle To The Truth50695Special Agent Diana Fowley. Special Agent Dana Scully. What do they mean to Fox Mulder? Does he know? If not, how far do you have to go to find the truth? I thought it was time to find out. [against a car in the street outside the Hoover Building]M
DKSculderMiracle47759Scully finds out there's one more vial of ova, her real last chance. The problem is, she took the transfer and moved to Salt Lake City after the x-files was shut down. Will she tell Mulder? [Open house]M
DonnileeD is for Dangerous20215Mulder reacts to the comments of some less than friendly police once he gets Scully alone while investigating a case. [During a raid on a warehouse.]M
ErinMBlairMidnight Love1961SUMMARY: Mulder and Scully enjoy a midnight swim in the Quantico Pool during the episode "Duane Barry". [FBI Pool]M
Exley_61Beyond the Invisible3639Surveillance at a nightclub [a storeroom at the club.]M
JenniferLyonResolution3999This is my version of what*might* take place after the end of the episode “Paper Clip.” [Melissa's empty hospital bed]M
KyselyeaBad Blood2216Missing scene from Bad Blood [in the cemetery]M
MD1016The Rarity of The Human Connection and Several Months Missed34347Dark, angsty angst. Scully in jeopardy, Mulder in mourning, and their connection. “You fucked your partner, Mulder! In front of fifteen witnesses! In front of a goddamn post office, for crying out loud!" [sidewalk - dodgy consent]M
Ms AM -
10088
Working The Ticket Counter1364Mulder and Scully are undercover in costume at the Phantom Menace premiere. Darth Vader is quite impressed with Leia's Slave costume. [A back room at the cinema on duty]M
N Mason
- 10391
Nebraska1037They were in the sheriff'’s office, arguing over something, when he finally did ~it~. [Sheriff's office]M
SoodohnimhMove The Body Over2624An emotional reunion after another bomb scare at a chemical factory... [Skinner tells them to take it somewhere else as they're making a scene, so they head off to the restroom]M
sunflowerseedsandscienceJailhouse Rock3754Summary: Another trip to Texas, another opportunity for Mulder to end up accidentally drugged and make a complete idiot of himself. Written in response to an anonymous prompt:
M/S having sex in a jail cell. Any era or time period.” Enjoy!
[Jail]
E
TBishop
& Keleka
In the Heat of the Night6354Scully is caught speeding and doesnt endear herself to hicksville cops, with Mulder trying to defend her...
they're both locked up for the night.Scully gets hot, and bored. [Jail]
M
T HorneFramed Emotions I & II:
Don't Take Off Your Glasses &
What a Spectacle
2475Don't Take Off Your Glasses: After a moment of watching Mulder working while wearing those glasses of his,
Scully decides that itÂ’s time to take their relationship a bit further.
What a Spectacle: Picking up where “Don’t Take Off Your Glasses” left off, Mulder and Scully manage to get down to the parking garage before… well, let’s just say some glasses are fogging up, and theyÂ’re not mine ;D
N
YonadaNot The Call They Were Waiting For3086SUMMARY: Two agents, a small
room and phone sex. Wire tap duty gets interesting. [Wire tap room]
N

MSR Fic List: Skinnydipping

When I was desperate to get my mind off what CC did to the loves of my life, I knew I needed some carefree MSR from before all the crap was heaped on them.  I knew just the trope to turn to.  This is the list that saved what little remaining sanity I have.

I’ve tried to make it a multi purpose list.  It has a lot of smut, particularly first time ‘we’re naked we may as well’ smut, and some high level UST and some that cut off right at the good spot.  I’ve tried to categorise them accordingly in an extra tags column.

These are predominently stories where they usually intend to swim naked, I’m sure I have more where they end up that way, but I’ll save those for another list.

So here’s my not-a-medical-doctor prescription to cure you of Chris Carter induced melancholy and help you remember that you love these beautiful characters no matter what he does.

This one has one special fic that I’ll probably only offer for a limited time as it’s not available on the internet and I’m really bad at remembering to check my emails.  It’s usually better to bug me on tumblr.  You just have to promise not to put it online anywhere.

LEGEND:
@ = Undercover UST
# = UST/ATTHS
& = 1st Time Smut
% =Smut
? = Beats me

Gossamer links will take you to the search page where you can use the author ID I’ve put after the author name.

Author -
Goss ID
TitleWordsCommentsRtd 
2plumsandagherkinPondering on the Thirteenth3133“Mulder, before this gets too out of hand, I need you to know that we are not having sex in a pond.”E#
A Kelley
Nolan - 16271
Aquatic Dreams4499SUMMARY: Speedos, tankinis, and primordial ooze.M&
AndreaOld Growth Forest101716While following up a case of disappearing homeless, Mulder and Scully are pulled into the mystery. [Skinnydipping/Bathing Same/Same]M%
AnjouBeating The Darkness Back41302Summary: Where do we go from here, now that we are free?M%
Audrey_RogetEnivrez-vous2554Summary: Mulder, Scully, a bottle of Champagne and a house in the Glen. M%
Aurora
Jordan - 12557
Somewhere
Poseidon Is Smiling
2902Summary: A night at the beach.M#
DavidSI'm Rubber You're Glue24695Summary: Mulder and Scully find the fountain of youth and discover it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.M%
DaydreamerMoonlight
Swim
3144A stressful case, a sleepless night, the sultry south, and a swimming pool. Oh, and a surprising lack of bathing suits.M%
drfangirlRow Boats,
Black Bikinis, and the Caribbean Sea
1286Post IWTB. All About the Row Boat and the DestinationM%
EllieSiren
Song
2119 It's been a long, hot day on a case in Alabama. PWP.M%
GinaRainMerrily Merrily2945Nursery rhyme fic.M?
in luv
& svu & sg1
Lost In the
Woods
1300"Come on, Scully. What are you afraid of?" "Are you seriously suggesting this?"
"Yeah. It's not like we can go anywhere until the sun comes up, no use getting even more lost tonight." She tried to think of a good reason to say no. "You have seen a naked man before, correct?" "Of course but-" "And men have seen you naked before?" "Not for some time now." She mumbled to herself
T%
Jamie
& Nichole
Island
of Hell
20883Mulder and Scully investigate mysterious disappearances on a deserted island off the coast of South
America. -They end up finding more than what they expected to. [UST, innuendo
and interruptions to CC levels while they're stranded on an island with Scully's
ex.]
M#
JamieTanquaryThe
Lake
2734Summary: Ok. OK...so maybe I was in the mood for a little Smut...well not completely. It is a little
sappy as well. 
N&
JennaAtomic Love7760SUMMARY: Physics 101-taught
Mulder-style. [M takes Scully out for a night out after a difficult case.
Note: Author went to the CC school of Obstetrics & Gynecology after
completing a course in Timeline Construction at the 1013 School of Nothing's Beyond Impossibility so it works best if you assume there are typos in all the numbers. i read it a few times because I thought i'd misread but just go with it.]
M&
JessPoconos18026SUMMARY: Mulder and Scully
looking into a series of mysterious deaths (do they ever do anything ELSE?) in that honeymoon capital of the world, the Poconos.
M&
JeylanThe
Awakening
22654SUMMARY: Mulder & Scully,
younger and less world-weary, make an unplanned journey to a remote ocean beach. Forget the relentless way series TV has ground them down, this story
is an invitation to turn back the clock. For incurable Romantics only. 
M#
JMBrazil -
10837
Spontaneity Just
Isn't My Thing
2741SUMMARY: Scully becomes bored with her life and enlists Mulder to make it a little more exciting.
PG#
KaseyMiller
& AimeeMoore - 15206
Relative
Anonymity
8017SUMMARY: Requisite post-ep fic for Hollywood A.D.
M&
Kirsten
Kerkhof
A Complicated Game14775 SUMMARY: A little trip into the forest (that goes right for a change) leads to long-overdue revelations M&
KirstenKerkhofSkinnydipping2594SUMMARY: Moose and Squirrel go skinny-dipping. T%
Kit -
12267
Swim1445Summary: The ocean, a thunderstorm and skinny-dipping PG#
LisaBirthright
I & II
31986SUMMARY: Mulder and Scully
travel to Louisiana to investigate two young people who have been seen in
conjunction with a white light'.  They are forced to confront their
personal beliefs and feelings for each other under the influence of the
mysterious teens. Part II: Mulder and Scully are trying to deal with their
experience in Louisiana while attempting to solve a case that includes a
town where all children born in 1988 are either deaf, blind or retarded, and
the only healthy child has suddenly become vegetative.  I've linked to the page where you can find
both parts.
M&
MaryKleinsmithGetting Out of the Kitchen5389Summary: When a heat wave hits the east coast, working in the basement isn't always the most comfortable
place to be.
T#
MaryKleinsmith
- 10144
Well Dressed
Agent
3535Summary: The trip to Blessing, Tennessee treats Mulder to several pitfalls along the way [an explanation for the way Mulder is dressed in S&W.]T%
MD1016Erlona's
Heart
79234Summary: Mulder takes Scully on her dream vacation but things don't quite go to plan.M&
Mel J -
13675
Sisters Advice
III
1895SUMMARY: Scully invited Mulder to go with her on vacation.. He agreed, and now here we are.[All parts are at
Goss. I don't think part 4 ever happened.]
PG#
Mimic117Carried Away3350Some people just can't help getting carried away.

Smack dab in the middle of the Away universe, which means Season 6 or
7-ish.  This story is another sequel to Blown Away, Washed Away and
Driven Away.  You *must* read those in order to understand this
one.  [And you should read them because
they're smutty little delicacies.]
M%
Missy
Pennington
Tempest42997Mulder and Scully survive a plane crash to find themselves injured and stranded in the Appalachian
wilderness. [You have to read the rest of the series if you want your UST
resolved.]
M#
mldrgrlHeat1891What to do to beat the heat one
late night on a case - set end of season 6ish [leadup to 1st time]
T#
mommieburgerTotal Smut
Series Volume 3 - The Game
19085PURE FLUFF & SMUT - Mulder
and Scully solve a major case and get a few days off in Florida. They decide to go to the beach and have a night out, but Mulder decides to progress the relationship. He entices her to play a game of Truth or Dare. Smut ensues. 
E&
MountainphileMiraculous Manifestation10139Mulder and Scully, while in pursuit of a miracle, uncover the one that already exists between them.  [Then read the rest of the series.]M&
Samantha
Caldwell
Champagne
High
5834Summary: “He was enchanted by
this woman, this beautiful siren who looked up at him through long eyelashes, smiled in that twinkling way, lifted her arms to the heavens and laughed like
she was crazy.” Featuring Flirty!Happy!FunLoving!Smiling!andCarefree!Scully. 
M&
ShalimarPlaying Goddess5048Mulder & Scully go camping. Fluffy smutmonster.M&
SlippinMickeysA Drive to Distraction2325SUMMARY: Mulder looking sweaty and tanned. Scully in the passenger seat,totally hot and bothered. Six years of UST. You do the math.[ends just when things get interesting...]R#
Steven
Wagner - 10453
Swim in the Dark825SUMMARY: Mulder catches Scully skinny dipping in a motel pool.T#
TarshNightswimming4507For some utterly incomprehensible reason, I decided to put something vaguely resembling a plot
(insofar as I understand plots) in this one. It must have been a moment of insanity. That's my only excuse.
PG@
Terma99Atoll6505This vacation fic makes you want to chuck it all and go find yourself a deserted island -- and a Mulder or Scully to share the fun.N%
ThaliaD'MuseSpeedo
Optional
8570Summary: A string of bizarre murders send Mulder and Scully to a secluded clothing-optional resort in
Florida.
M#
T SearsChilmark Light - SEE COMMENTS10925Mulder's mother asks him to housesit for the long weekend and he invites Scully to join him. [This one's just a reading suggestion.  You won't' find the fic online.  But I'm sure if you asked someone nicely they could find you a copy as long as it remains offline. 😉 😉 ]R&
WindsingerRevelations III: The Vacation76248SUMMARY: Angst (of course), developing M/S relationship. Occurs towards the middle of the first season. This story can be read separate from the rest my REVELATIONS series but most closely follows The Box and precedes The Abductee. There is even a tiny bit of foreshadowing of the seventh season here. [You have to read further into the series for the smut from memory.]PG#