A Fowley Bouquet: Fics where the scent of Eau de Fowley permeates

It’s ironic that CC’s attempts to get the focus off MSR arguably made their relationship more of a focus than if he hadn’t interfered.  Having Diana hanging over the entirety of Season 6 made it hard to enjoy.  Back in the day I leaned towards being a noromo, because I loved the relationship Mulder and Scully had and didn’t want to lose that, but I started to beg for MSR in Season 6 because ruining their dynamic by having them at odds was a million times worse. 

Thankfully fan fic authors have been there to pick up the pieces and put things back together again.  CC taught me that noromo is bad and I’m up there at the helm of the ship now, blasting the foghorn.  Admittedly I don’t like it when the MSR feels forced (cough-Babylon-cough) – I just want them to be themselves and have natural interactions that bring back the essence of what they had in the earlier seasons; the banter, the gazing, and the “us against the world” feeling.

Anyway I’m straying from the point, as usual.  This list is about Fowley.  Well, to be honest, it’s more about the effect she had on my beloved Moose and Squirrel.  I personally love some good angst over Diana, but I can’t say I’m that fond of fics that either paint her as some sort of saint or just fantasise over her death.  There may be a few in here because I don’t want to risk accidentally re-reading them by deleting them, but since my personal library is MSR focused the list contains mostly fics about how the presence of Agent Fowley impacted MSR.  

On with the list.  This list is only available in PDF format (706K) and MS Excel xlsx format (118K & slightly more mobile friendly), because it has about 650 entries and would take me weeks to link everything up.  I’d rather get on with sharing more fic.  If there’s something you can’t find, contact me and I should be able to dig it up for you. 

Unless you have extremely good eyesight, you’ll need to click in the top right corner to open them in Google Drive or an app of your choice.

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This next file is the Excel spreadsheet.  If opens the URL when I double click on it and select ‘search’, so I hope that works for everyone.

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MSR Fic List: Being caught by the Scully family

This request was for Maggie Scully getting more than she bargained for, but I don’t have enough of those so I’ve included the whole Scully Family.  I’ve added a column to show who gets an eyeful.

Author/sTitleWordsCommentsRatedInterrupter
akaJakeConfessions of a Prying Mother1899Summary: Maggie Scully inadvertently interrupts an intimate moment between her daughter and Fox Mulder.
GMaggie
Amorfati32Caught in the Act2482MSR prompt: M&S get caught being intimate at Maggie's house by Bill Jr.
MBill
Anonymous & XfilesLizzie
Author ID: 15462
If You Believe21592SUMMARY: Mulder plans a trip to Aspen for Scully and her family for her birthday

MThe entire Scully Family
FrangipanidownunderFine3028 (total)Scully's staying at her Mom's when Mulder comes to check on her...
TMaggie
Breakfast for Three
Must Be Love
FrangipanidownunderPlain and Simple3023> This is a NSFW, fluffy smut Christmas tale. I know, I know, it’s only September, but I saw mince pies in the shops …
>Written for the prompts: Must be a coincidence and Excuse me for falling in love with you.
EBill
greekowl87Brownies1960> Written for this week's @txf-promp-box on Tumblr. Mulder brings Scully some special brownies during the cancer arc.
PGMaggie
KaylaArievComing To Terms1567Summary: Bill sees something he didn’t want to … 
PGBill
Mrs_PepperpotBending Spoons3833Set sometime after season 7's All Things this one-shot contains references to First Person Shooter and The first Matrix movie. Mulder reveals a little bit more about himself than he intended and Scully quits being such a clean-freak.Maggie
MuldersLadyIf Things Were Perfect6670SUMMARY: What if Scully still had cancer? Part of the ‘What if’ Universe, a group of stories that ask the ever intriguing question, What if...
MMaggie
NicolevanDamAbridged New Addition6271Summary: Someone gets their holiday wish…  Smut
MMaggie
noifsandsorbeesChristmas at Bill's1957Prompt: that mentioned pullout bed at Bill'sEBill
PDThe Move5801For the most part, all aborted sexual encounters aside, moving day for Scully was proceeding relatively well. There had been no major injuries, it wasn't raining, and the guacamole hadn't stained. Of course, the day was only half over. Constant interruptions.MMaggie Lone Gunmen & a pigeon
sunflowerseedsandscienceSchool Night1651Scully forgot she had dinner plans with her mother....
MMaggie
TBishopBest Friends 6 Blood & Water7112Part of the Best Friends series which you really should read if you like some angst - they're all at the Goss link.
MBill
ihavefeministbonesJust Another Day2979Mulder and Scully are running very late for work, and they weren't expecting Maggie to drop around.MMaggie
SamiamSixteen Again2076"I guess what they say about sex making you stupid is true because we were so preoccupied with each other that we both failed to notice the car pull into the driveway or the sound of keys and the front door opening until it was too late."RMaggie
DMOne Simple Kiss2059 “No one ever told me that getting ONE simple kiss would be this
hard. But, with Scully, nothing is ever imple. She’s wonderfully
complicated.” Third in a series which is all at the link provided.
TMaggie

There’s one I read fairly recently where Maggie and Ahab walked in on them, but I can’t find it now.  Please let me know if you know the fic, and I’m always happy to get suggestions of ones I’ve missed.

The Lace-Up Fly Series by Jacquie LaVa

It took me a long time to dig up these stories so I had to share them.  The four stories in the series are humourous little smut pieces based on the above photo of David Duchovny wearing those leather pants. 

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The Lace-Up Fly series by Jacquie LaVa

  1. Lace-up Fly [R]
  2. Night Train [R]
  3. Leather and Lake Water [NC-17]
  4. Hook and Eye [R]

Read all four stories below.  Total words: 15,737

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Cabinets and Desks and Chairs, Oh My! – Xangel

Another story I must have dredged up from the depths of archive.org.  I’ve tried searching for it again to no avail.  If you can get past Scully’s jealous histrionics (and her wearing crotchless underwear to work), there’s some first time office smut to be had.

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Title: Cabinets and Desks and Chairs, Oh My!

Author: xangel

Rating: NC17

MSR/RST

Summary: creative use of office furniture, written especially for Tali who said she’d share with Banlu! Happy Birthday to you both!

Thanks to: xdks who did a kick-ass beta job and fixed all those pesky tenses and commas I seem to abuse. And thanks to Deirdre – who helped me figure out how to format!

Feedback: thankfully accepted @ [email protected]

Disclaimer: Still don’t own them, I’m only borrowing them. I don’t have any money, so don’t sue.

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A Further Fifty Favourite First Time Fics for a Fast Fic Fix

This collection of fifty first time fucking fics contains fics of under 10,000 words for when you feel the need for a quick fics fix.  This is for those people who need  a short smut break throughout their day to get through the holiday season with their sanity intact.

This list ranges from intense angsty smut through regular smutty smut to a bit of fun and silly smut to hopefully cover all your smut needs.  

The ratings are starting to get a bit complicated looking, but you can check A note about ratings  for an explanation.  It’s probably sufficient to say that all fics on this list are rated R to NC-17.

AuthorsTitleWordsCommentsEp/seasRated
AllyinthekeyofXBlurring the Lines9580‘I’d agreed with him that the world hadn’t ended. So why do I now wish it had?
Scully needs more than she thinks Mulder is prepared to give.
7.04M
audrey_cooperAbandon2556Summary: Conflagration in a motel roomM
BanluBare
Footin'
2588Summary: The beach, bare feet, and RST7.04M
BanluAn Amazing Thing1514Summary: Smutty post-ep for “Miracle Man”. [Yes, really.] Written for the Fandomonium Season of Smut Challenge - Season One1.18M
Baroness_BlixenShared Space2255The age-old trope: There's only one room and only one bed. Can Mulder and Scully share?M
BeduiniFrustration9342I have issues about “Why don’t they?” and “What’s stopping them?” - Other than, “Because Chris says so.” I want answers, damn it!
M
CheyBurgessSouls Embracing3455Summary: Early morning, rain on the roof, warm partner - who wouldn't take advantage? Mulder POV.M
CindyETAcquitted9029Summary: "Somehow, I always pictured the circumstances would be a little more romantic, but you know what they say about beggars. Besides, cabin in the woods, a roaring fire, only one bed... Hell, even with the dust and cobwebs, it's more romantic than my apartment. I'm thinkin' I'm gonna get to make my move at last -- Scully's bound to be feeling sorry for me after she sews my leg back together and I'm not too proud to accept a pity..."
There's also a sequel:
Encore
7M
ClairJust Once4171The annual team building conference has come round again and lets just say Mulder and Scully take team building much more serious than the other FBI agents only they also break bureau protocol. Very Hot, serious smut.
6N
CybillBending2842SUMMARY: Scully is still feeling the effects of the brethren. Mulder helps her through it. Smut ensues.
1.14M
dana_katherine_scullyJust a game1256Scully has lost a bet and now has to bear the consequences.  Strip blackjack.M
DashaKFrozen9634Summary:  The end of a case, and a stay in a log cabin during a blizzard, lead Scully to take the biggest risk of her life.M
DianaBattisOne Ordinary Day5256Summary: One ordinary day, with fortune cookies. 
6.2M
DianaBattisThe Game4804Summary: Learning to play can be dangerous.
M
DreamshaperOther Options4117SUMMARY: Arcadia was a good smut vehicle, as many of you know. I used it shamelessly for my own romantic ends 6.15M
EdieroneShoved; Then Jumping2489Oh shit, she thinks, forehead resting against the bare skin of his back, inhaling his scent, her traitorous body anticipating more — when she’s reasonably certain he’ll never be able to look her in the eye again.
7.11M
EilunedHeartland I: Delta4948SUMMARY: Things get hot in New Orleans. Stakeout at the cemetery. Also sequel Heartland II: Deserts Dry
M
EvieLouiseLittle Black Dress3982SUMMARY: All the other writers came up with serious, soul-searching post-“En Ami” fics. I wrote smut. Go figure. While watching that scene in the restaurant, I really wished Mulder could see Scully in that black dress…
Also LBD II at the same link.
7.15M
FatCatHero Dancing Backwards In Heels8279Summary: Sometimes a woman has to Cowboy Up and take what she wants.

M
FialkaBackstop3036Summary: smut biscuit Spoilers: eh, not really, unless you have no idea what happened at the  end of The Unnatural 6.19M
GeorgiaWaking Up Twice3747Summary: Frank said it, not me…we saw Scully wake up not once but twice in Mulder’s apartment last season.
7.17, 7.10M
HeathersProof6683Summary: Post-Small Potatoes story. 2 months have passed since Mulder caught Scully & Van Blundht in a.Compromising position. Now it’s time to deal with the repercussions and get a little closer.
4.20M
icedteainthebagThree Letters; Ten Points3308Mulder and Scully play Scrabble on a Saturday night.E
JamieTanquaryThe Lake2734Summary: Ok. OK...so maybe I was in the mood for a little Smut...well not completely. It is a little sappy as well. As a challange to a friend who wanted nothing more than a little impromtu SMUT. N
JenniferLyonFire and Ice7957Just as Mulder was about to close the office door, FBI Assistant Director Skinner looked up from the file he was studying, "By the way, Agent Mulder, I expect I will see you and Agent Scully at the Bureau dinner and dance tomorrow night."
M
JessAnniversary8088SUMMARY: Scully reaches a turning point in her relationship with Mulder.
M
JesseIcing6179Summary: Smut, smut, and more smut. Sequel to ONE WORD, also at link.
FTFM
JoriCalendar Girl I: Blue Light Special7245This is the first story in the Calendar Girl series, which covers a years worth of holidays (from memory) which goes through a heap of tropes.
I've used the web page from archive.org as it has all fics included.
M
JoriGoing Once4421Summary: A savory proposition is presented to Scully. 
M
Jori & MoJoLessons XIV: Bringing it Home8178Summary: Months after their first ‘lesson’ together on the baseball diamond, Mulder and Scully try to bring it on home.
This is the final story in the series. You really should read the entire series, it's a heap of fun with them trying to teach each other riduculous things and quite a few false starts, foreplay fumbles and with interruptions before the final event. All stories are at the link.
6M
KellyMorelandFighting Words1177At that exact moment, Mulder snapped.E
LydiaBowerMid-Winter Thaw5936Summary: How far will Scully go to save Mulder from the mind of a madman?M
MD1016Cheapened Things7387Summary: Basically sex and angst. Lots o` angst. 
M
MD1016Eyes Shut809Scully wants to enjoy the sensations.
M
MelodyAgainst the Wall6337While out of town at a partnership seminar, the agents are asked to take a look at some strange rooms found in an old warehouse — with surprising results.6E
Mimic117False Assumptions2879Mulder’s been thinking about Scully’s “oh brother” at the hospital for the last week. The more he thinks, the madder he gets. It’s time to show her he wasn’t joking.
6.03M
MishNo Quarter Given I: Abstinence7648 Summary: She wants to feel alive.  Serious angst. This is not a pretty one, folks.   Post Never Again There are 3 stories in the series, all at the link.4.13M
mizdizShe Tastes Like Candlelight8814"I’d say,” she says slowly, after a long moment, “that we’ve already gone past that which we can’t undo.E
MustangSallyAll the Children are Insane3919SUMMARY: The Fan-Fiction Writer's Union (NJ Local #527) required post 'End' vignette.
5.2M
neednotPower Lines607She wants to reach over to still his hands but she knows if she touches him they won’t be able to stand it.
She reaches anyway, Pandora opening the box that’s long been closed to her.
M
NicknocLoser Takes All6213 Post Arcadia and they’re undercover again. But don’t worry about the thin excuse for a plot. You just need to know they get it on. No plot, no redeeming value. Just smut.
6M
NoelleLeithe (shannono)What a Way1516PWP
7M
PBBurksTIckled Fancy8288SUMMARY: Into the Woods With Mulder and Scully, or How to Exorcise a Demon on a Full Moon.  Danu & Cernunnos celebrate Beltane.  
6M
RachelHowardWithout Reason3496Summary:  Post-Kitsunegari angst-o-rama which descends pretty quickly into pure mind candy.5.08M
ScullysfanEvidence of Things Unseen2657Summary: Scully contemplates the ethereal made real in her relationship with Mulder.
N
SoodohnimhMove the Body Over2624M & S have an emotional reunion after another bomb scare... Skinner tells them to take it somewhere else and they do.
M
SuzanneSchrammSeven Year Itch6919Summary: Sequel to "Dividends." Another late night conversation as Mulder and Scully sort through their feelings. I adhere to the *original* dates of the show - Mulder and Scully started working together in March 1992 so this March marks seven years together. This story will make more sense if you read "Dividends" first.
6.15R
WildwingSuzHeads or Tails5664What happens between the time they go to their room and the next morning. (Rain King)6.08M
wtfmulderChantilly Lace2298Scully is a vision in chantilly lace.6M
ZuffyClinical Detachment7764Summary: Scully’s injury tests our agents’ self-control 
M

I figured out where I pressed the wrong button so the table has returned.  I’ll leave the PDF file here since it’s here now.

Fifty Fast Favourite First Time Fucking Fics – PDF

 

One in Five Billion by TexxasRose

This one is a bit of fun smut, a missing scene from Folie a Deux.

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From: Laura Castellano <[email protected]> Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2003 21:29:06 GMT

Subject: New: One in Five Billion NC-17

Source: atxc

Just for fun…actually it’s not new. It’s old. Very old. I think I wrote it in 1998. I’ve changed a couple of the words, but that’s all.

Extreme thanks to Deirdre, who helped me locate this totally obscure fic again!

Laura

This story is what my Mama would call “pure-dee trash”, and it is definitely NC-17. So if you are under 18, leave NOW, or your monitor will explode in your face while you’re reading it.

SPOILERS: Oh yeah, all over the place. This is a missing scene from Folie A Deux, the one the Fox censors wouldn’t let CC show us, but take it from me, this is what REALLY happened.

DISCLAIMER: yeah, yeah, yeah, I know they don’t really belong to me, they belong to Chris Carter and Fox Broadcasting and 1013 and all those other lucky entities, but if they were mine I’d let them have this kind of fun all the time. You know they want to!

FEEDBACK: sure, why not…just be nice, I’m very fragile. Send your comments to [email protected] Flames will be discarded immediately, or Julie will use them to line her cat-litter box, whichever she chooses.

THANKS to Julie for reading all my stories and helping me make sense of them.

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In Flagrante Delectable by Alex Hirst & Sam Wain

A missing scene from Detour that I can’t find again.  This may have been for a good reason.  I’m assuming it was intentionally written as badfic.

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Title: In Flagrante Delectable

Authors: Alex Hirst ([email protected]) and Sam Wain ([email protected])

Spoilers: Detour

Category: MSR

Rating: 18

Summary: A missing scene from Detour that was filmed, but ultimately cut (we wish!!!)

Archive: Any/everywhere, just let us know where so we can visit and be all proud!

Disclaimer: I made this!

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Late Night Encounter by XxareogirliexX

A bit of mindless PWP which I can no longer locate online.

Note: After sharing this fic it came to my attention that the author was the subject to some controversy. I have no idea where I found this fic, so if this is your work and you would like it removed, please contact me.

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Title: Late Night Encounter

Author: XxaerogirliexX

Rating: NC-17

Category: MSR, Smut

Spoilers: None.

Summary: Mulder is working late and Scully finds him doing something private. Hehe. 😉

Disclaimers: Don’t own em, just on loan out for a short period of time.

Posting: Gossamer, Ephemeral and anywhere else is fine.

Author’s Note:  The idea came to me very suddenly actually, I had just finished reading a few office fics in which the pair get down and dirty and decided that I wanted to try one for my own.  I hope you all enjoy!

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