As the famous song goes, if you can’t be with the one you love, honey,
love the one you’re with find a substitute. This is something our favourite agents tend to do often. Whether it’s porn, a prostitute, or a look-alike love interest it doesn’t matter.
This is the substitution list, as requested for the Discord XF Book Club for a bit of light reading. Sorry it’s taken me so long to get it happening. And although the request was for Mulder, I thought Scully deserved a little bit of the action too.
On with the list. This one has an extra column with the category the fic falls into. You’ll need a bit of a key for those:
S = Stripper
V= Porn Video
Ph = Phone Sex Operator
M = Porn Magazine
O = Other
L = Look-alikes
Table last updated 2020-05-19 14:21:49 by i-dont-wanna-wrestle.
|1860||“What’s your pleasure tonight, Marty?” Post-Ep for “The Host”||M||P|
|14958||Scully goes on a girl's night out.||M||S, L|
|Andrea||Preferences||3655||Scully needs to do more research after watching some of Mulder's tapes that aren't his.||M||V|
|Andrea||Woman Enough||5116||Alcohol induced confessions.||M||S|
|Banlu||Dancer||1065||Watching the watcher.||N||S, L|
|An Alluring Indiscretion||72658||A working girl, a senator, and murder.||N||P, L|
|BidieMcCucholl||Cinnamon Calling||4284||Mulder receives a free phone call as a “valued customer” from his favorite 900# phone sex service. When the conversation takes a turn toward the erotic, Mulder reveals some intensely intimate feelings about Scully to a perfect stranger, plunging himself into a whirlwind of decadent fantasies about his sexy FBI partner.||M||Ph, L|
|13960||Sequel to “Cinnamon Calling".||M||Ph|
|BidieMcCucholl||Spooky Says||10075||The finale of a three-part trilogy which includes “Cinnamon Calling” and “Mandrake’s Message”.||M||Ph|
|2785||Tensions are high. Something is going to blow.||M||V|
|Carrie-Leanne||The Tale Of Dana|
|7472||Scully has a secret order to pick up from a mysterious shop. Mulder being nosy is determined to find out what it is. Fun and smut ensues.||M||O, L|
|CM||Caught Red Handed||815||"He had been waiting for this|
|DashaK||Musings Of A Professional Girl||2680||A professional girl talks about her life and the most curious client she ever had.||T||P, L|
|The Professional||56266||A woman from Mulder’s past returns, desperately needing his and Scully’s help.||N||V, L|
|1584||My favorite moment in “Hell Money” is when Scully makes a bad joke during an autopsy and Mulder smiles while wincing at the same time. This story is kind of an expansion on that moment.||T||V|
|Donnilee||P is for Perverted||31481||During the course of an emotional investigation, Scully discovers a huge secret of Mulder’s, realizing she doesn’t know as much about him as she thought she did.||M||P, L|
|FatCat||Leaning I & II||46350||Leaning & Leaning 2: The Seduction|
i A series of misunderstandings step in to enlighten Mulder and Scully
ii The relationship that was exposed in Leaning I continues to develop, despite a non-X-File case and an outside threat to their commitment.
|FindingFiji||Curiosity||8889||“Mulder, why are men so attracted to pornography?” He smirked before he realized that I was asking in earnest. “That’s a loaded question, Scully.” “I know.” I replied.||M||M, L|
|Fran Hartman||Wicked||7978||Scully has been hiring a faux Mulder to fulfil certain duties. Real Mulder finds out and sends himself in as a replacement…||N||P, L|
|ImpossiblePrincess||A Professional||2727||Scully hires a professional to help her out. He becomes addictive.||N||P|
|8398||A ‘women’s survival seminar’ sends Scully on a power trip ….||M||V|
|JennaTooms||GirlX||18139||A bored Mulder makes an interesting phone call … and discovers the value of what’s on the other end of the line.||N||Ph, L|
|JessicaTaylor||Red I & II||22663||i Mulder's new girlfriend bears a striking resemblance to Scully. Meanwhile, Scully is sad and lonely since he is spending his time with someone else.|
ii A continuation of the events in "Red". Fearing more miscommunication, Mulder turns to Scully when she's sleeping to help fix their relationship.
|JHallmark||Damage Wrought by a Trip to Philadelphia||28878||Mulder reacts to the events in "Never Again."||N||V, L|
|101775||When Mulder and Scully work with a new agent, his entry into their lives causes months of intense angst for everyone involved. !non-con-S/other||M||V|
|Kerosene||Corner at Fourteenth & Arlington||969||Where does our favourite G-Man go when he needs some Comfort of the physical kind?||N||P|
|KristelOxleyJohns||Aphrodisia||150000||Mulder and Scully explore trust and control issues as they embark upon a D/s relationship. [This is a seven part series, but the relevant fic for this list is in part 1.]||N||V|
Deception I - IV
|6020||i Fantasy: Mulder indulgences his fantasies in an unusual way. |
ii Betrayal: Fantasy and reality come together, much to Mulder’s dismay.
iii Disclosure: Mulder decides to confess to Scully.
iv Reality: Mulder learns reality is better than fantasy.
|LovesFox||Mistakes||7941||“Mistakes are the portal of discovery”||R||L|
|MarieEndres||An Immodest Proposal||1883||Scully finds a video and wants to know why Mulder still has them.||PG||V|
|MoJo||Girl 77||5867||Resolving sexual tension…summer smut…|
Mulder's favourite dancer has been murdered
|2149||Thought I’d go off the deep end, do something I’ve never done before, and write one that uses the word sex a few times (which I’m sure will attract many people to the story :). No, the characters will not be having any...||T||V|
The Lies That Are My Life
|8926||Our heroes work a few things out||M||P|
|OneMillionandNine||Prestidigitation||1786||The missing scene from Per Manum, where Scully asks Mulder THE BIG QUESTION||N||V|
|134555||Their attraction to each other is something that can't be ignored. A compilation of Mulder and Scully's desires through one-word prompts. MSR. The video/substitute fic is Chapter 10: Join.||E||V, L|
|PiperSargasso||Tempestuous||15574||While investigating a case in Southern Indiana, Mulder and Scully are brought together under unusual circumstances.||M||V, L|
|PMEpiphany||Video Cupid||1790||Rated P for very porny|
indeed. A cupid leaves them videos.
|Three Months I & II||14677||i A story about self-doubt and|
ii Mulder faces the consequences of his actions and they are not
what he expects
It was February already. Almost Scully's birthday again. Three months had
passed. Three months since Scully's cancer had miraculously and mysteriously
gone into remission. And four months since Fox Mulder had made a promise to
himself. A promise he'd been sure he would have the guts to keep.
|Show||1997||Scully bails Mulder out aftermhe's arrested in a gentlemen's club watching a 14yo stripper.||T||S|
& His Free Fucking Porn
|1416||Sex. f/f? kinda,.. voyeurism ? slightly .... erotic? Semi Scully Slash||E||V|
|Satina||Outfoxed||14653||Scully has a new boyfriend. Mulder doesn’t like him. Not all is what it seems. Smut ensues.||N||L|
|Shinkai||Meeting The Invisible Man||16591||Pre X-Files A 20 year old Dana|
Scully on vacation in London meets Fox Mulder, an Oxford Ph.D. Candidate. A
platonic relationship develops that takes a serious detour when she is
brutally raped just before returning to the States. Graphic violence and sex
Part 2-8 years later, they meet again as partners….
Carries on as part of a series: The IM Series
!! rape, miscarriage, domestic violence
Boring Day at the Office
|981||Oops...Scully inserted the wrong|
|2529||GirlyScully. We all know it's in|
there and it's so damn **nice** to bring it out. I promise you won't require any fillings after reading this, though. [Scully's thoughts after the Millennium kiss. It's the first in a series which is all available at the link.]
|Spooky66||Surprises||1267||Mulder discovers that Scully has interesting taste in movies.||T||V|
|Ten||The Scene||785||On a whim, Scully watches one of Mulder’s videos and makes an interesting discovery…||R||V, L|
|Tokyo Shapiro||900||13413||Mulder sublimates his sexual attraction to Scully by calling 900 numbers. ||N||Ph|
|TrinityX/AngX||Role Play||2741||Diana Fowley takes her best shot, Mulder tries to take his||M||V|
|Wildafox||Making It Carnal||2232||“Scully, you’re making this personal”||N||V, L|
Flexibility or, Not Sense and Sensibility
|5700||Mulder trusts Scully with one of his fantasies.||E||V|
|Wylfcynne||Convalescing||3674||After Brand X... M & S have some confessions||M||V, L|
|wynterscafe||Caught||1550||Scully catches Mulder during a private moment.||E||V|
There’s another list for Those Videos That Aren’t Theirs which may have more smut.