Are you sensing a theme here? This image was inspired by Swirling Water by Para8dice.
Are you sensing a theme here? This image was inspired by Swirling Water by Para8dice.
This image was inspired by Terma99’s Atoll.
When I was desperate to get my mind off what CC did to the loves of my life, I knew I needed some carefree MSR from before all the crap was heaped on them. I knew just the trope to turn to. This is the list that saved what little remaining sanity I have.
I’ve tried to make it a multi purpose list. It has a lot of smut, particularly first time ‘we’re naked we may as well’ smut, and some high level UST and some that cut off right at the good spot. I’ve tried to categorise them accordingly in an extra tags column.
These are predominently stories where they usually intend to swim naked, I’m sure I have more where they end up that way, but I’ll save those for another list.
So here’s my not-a-medical-doctor prescription to cure you of Chris Carter induced melancholy and help you remember that you love these beautiful characters no matter what he does.
This one has one special fic that I’ll probably only offer for a limited time as it’s not available on the internet and I’m really bad at remembering to check my emails. It’s usually better to bug me on tumblr. You just have to promise not to put it online anywhere.
@ = Undercover UST
# = UST/ATTHS
& = 1st Time Smut
? = Beats me
Gossamer links will take you to the search page where you can use the author ID I’ve put after the author name.
|2plumsandagherkin||Pondering on the Thirteenth||3133||“Mulder, before this gets too out of hand, I need you to know that we are not having sex in a pond.”||E||#|
Nolan - 16271
|Aquatic Dreams||4499||SUMMARY: Speedos, tankinis, and primordial ooze.||M||&|
|Andrea||Old Growth Forest||101716||While following up a case of disappearing homeless, Mulder and Scully are pulled into the mystery. [Skinnydipping/Bathing Same/Same]||M||%|
|Anjou||Beating The Darkness Back||41302||Summary: Where do we go from here, now that we are free?||M||%|
|Audrey_Roget||Enivrez-vous||2554||Summary: Mulder, Scully, a bottle of Champagne and a house in the Glen.||M||%|
Jordan - 12557
Poseidon Is Smiling
|2902||Summary: A night at the beach.||M||#|
|DavidS||I'm Rubber You're Glue||24695||Summary: Mulder and Scully find the fountain of youth and discover it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.||M||%|
|3144||A stressful case, a sleepless night, the sultry south, and a swimming pool. Oh, and a surprising lack of bathing suits.||M||%|
Black Bikinis, and the Caribbean Sea
|1286||Post IWTB. All About the Row Boat and the Destination||M||%|
|2119||It's been a long, hot day on a case in Alabama. PWP.||M||%|
|GinaRain||Merrily Merrily||2945||Nursery rhyme fic.||M||?|
& svu & sg1
|Lost In the|
|1300||"Come on, Scully. What are you afraid of?" "Are you seriously suggesting this?"|
"Yeah. It's not like we can go anywhere until the sun comes up, no use getting even more lost tonight." She tried to think of a good reason to say no. "You have seen a naked man before, correct?" "Of course but-" "And men have seen you naked before?" "Not for some time now." She mumbled to herself
|20883||Mulder and Scully investigate mysterious disappearances on a deserted island off the coast of South|
America. -They end up finding more than what they expected to. [UST, innuendo
and interruptions to CC levels while they're stranded on an island with Scully's
|2734||Summary: Ok. OK...so maybe I was in the mood for a little Smut...well not completely. It is a little|
sappy as well.
|Jenna||Atomic Love||7760||SUMMARY: Physics 101-taught|
Mulder-style. [M takes Scully out for a night out after a difficult case.
Note: Author went to the CC school of Obstetrics & Gynecology after
completing a course in Timeline Construction at the 1013 School of Nothing's Beyond Impossibility so it works best if you assume there are typos in all the numbers. i read it a few times because I thought i'd misread but just go with it.]
|Jess||Poconos||18026||SUMMARY: Mulder and Scully|
looking into a series of mysterious deaths (do they ever do anything ELSE?) in that honeymoon capital of the world, the Poconos.
|22654||SUMMARY: Mulder & Scully,|
younger and less world-weary, make an unplanned journey to a remote ocean beach. Forget the relentless way series TV has ground them down, this story
is an invitation to turn back the clock. For incurable Romantics only.Â
Isn't My Thing
|2741||SUMMARY: Scully becomes bored with her life and enlists Mulder to make it a little more exciting. ||PG||#|
& AimeeMoore - 15206
|8017||SUMMARY: Requisite post-ep fic for Hollywood A.D.||M||&|
|A Complicated Game||14775||SUMMARY: A little trip into the forest (that goes right for a change) leads to long-overdue revelations||M||&|
|KirstenKerkhof||Skinnydipping||2594||SUMMARY: Moose and Squirrel go skinny-dipping.||T||%|
|Swim||1445||Summary: The ocean, a thunderstorm and skinny-dipping||PG||#|
I & II
|31986||SUMMARY: Mulder and Scully|
travel to Louisiana to investigate two young people who have been seen in
conjunction with a white light'. They are forced to confront their
personal beliefs and feelings for each other under the influence of the
mysterious teens. Part II: Mulder and Scully are trying to deal with their
experience in Louisiana while attempting to solve a case that includes a
town where all children born in 1988 are either deaf, blind or retarded, and
the only healthy child has suddenly become vegetative.Â I've linked to the page where you can find
|MaryKleinsmith||Getting Out of the Kitchen||5389||Summary: When a heat wave hits the east coast, working in the basement isn't always the most comfortable|
place to be.
|3535||Summary: The trip to Blessing, Tennessee treats Mulder to several pitfalls along the way [an explanation for the way Mulder is dressed in S&W.]||T||%|
|79234||Summary: Mulder takes Scully on her dream vacation but things don't quite go to plan.||M||&|
|Mel J -|
|1895||SUMMARY: Scully invited Mulder to go with her on vacation.. He agreed, and now here we are.[All parts are at|
Goss. I don't think part 4 ever happened.]
|Mimic117||Carried Away||3350||Some people just can't help getting carried away. |
Smack dab in the middle of the Away universe, which means Season 6 or
7-ish. This story is another sequel to Blown Away, Washed Away and
Driven Away. You *must* read those in order to understand this
one.Â [And you should read them because
they're smutty little delicacies.]
|Tempest||42997||Mulder and Scully survive a plane crash to find themselves injured and stranded in the Appalachian|
wilderness. [You have to read the rest of the series if you want your UST
|mldrgrl||Heat||1891||What to do to beat the heat one|
late night on a case - set end of season 6ish [leadup to 1st time]
Series Volume 3 - The Game
|19085||PURE FLUFF & SMUT - Mulder|
and Scully solve a major case and get a few days off in Florida. They decide to go to the beach and have a night out, but Mulder decides to progress the relationship. He entices her to play a game of Truth or Dare. Smut ensues.
|Mountainphile||Miraculous Manifestation||10139||Mulder and Scully, while in pursuit of a miracle, uncover the one that already exists between them. [Then read the rest of the series.]||M||&|
|5834||Summary: “He was enchanted by|
this woman, this beautiful siren who looked up at him through long eyelashes, smiled in that twinkling way, lifted her arms to the heavens and laughed like
she was crazy.Â” Featuring Flirty!Happy!FunLoving!Smiling!andCarefree!Scully.
|Shalimar||Playing Goddess||5048||Mulder & Scully go camping. Fluffy smutmonster.||M||&|
|SlippinMickeys||A Drive to Distraction||2325||SUMMARY: Mulder looking sweaty and tanned. Scully in the passenger seat,totally hot and bothered. Six years of UST. You do the math.[ends just when things get interesting...]||R||#|
Wagner - 10453
|Swim in the Dark||825||SUMMARY: Mulder catches Scully skinny dipping in a motel pool.||T||#|
|Tarsh||Nightswimming||4507||For some utterly incomprehensible reason, I decided to put something vaguely resembling a plot|
(insofar as I understand plots) in this one. It must have been a moment of insanity. That's my only excuse.
|Terma99||Atoll||6505||This vacation fic makes you want to chuck it all and go find yourself a deserted island -- and a Mulder or Scully to share the fun.||N||%|
|8570||Summary: A string of bizarre murders send Mulder and Scully to a secluded clothing-optional resort in|
|T Sears||Chilmark Light - SEE COMMENTS||10925||Mulder's mother asks him to housesit for the long weekend and he invites Scully to join him. [This one's just a reading suggestion. You won't' find the fic online. But I'm sure if you asked someone nicely they could find you a copy as long as it remains offline. 😉 😉 ]||R||&|
|Windsinger||Revelations III: The Vacation||76248||SUMMARY: Angst (of course), developing M/S relationship. Occurs towards the middle of the first season. This story can be read separate from the rest my REVELATIONS series but most closely follows The Box and precedes The Abductee. There is even a tiny bit of foreshadowing of the seventh season here. [You have to read further into the series for the smut from memory.]||PG||#|
It took me a long time to dig up these stories so I had to share them. The four stories in the series are humourous little smut pieces based on the above photo of David Duchovny wearing those leather pants.
Read all four stories below. Total words: 15,737
A missing scene from Detour that I can’t find again. This may have been for a good reason. I’m assuming it was intentionally written as badfic.
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Title: In Flagrante Delectable
Authors: Alex Hirst (email@example.com) and Sam Wain (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Summary: A missing scene from Detour that was filmed, but ultimately cut (we wish!!!)
Archive: Any/everywhere, just let us know where so we can visit and be all proud!
Disclaimer: I made this!