This one is a bit of fun smut, a missing scene from Folie a Deux.
From: Laura Castellano <firstname.lastname@example.org> Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2003 21:29:06 GMT
Subject: New: One in Five Billion NC-17
Just for fun…actually it’s not new. It’s old. Very old. I think I wrote it in 1998. I’ve changed a couple of the words, but that’s all.
Extreme thanks to Deirdre, who helped me locate this totally obscure fic again!
This story is what my Mama would call “pure-dee trash”, and it is definitely NC-17. So if you are under 18, leave NOW, or your monitor will explode in your face while you’re reading it.
SPOILERS: Oh yeah, all over the place. This is a missing scene from Folie A Deux, the one the Fox censors wouldn’t let CC show us, but take it from me, this is what REALLY happened.
DISCLAIMER: yeah, yeah, yeah, I know they don’t really belong to me, they belong to Chris Carter and Fox Broadcasting and 1013 and all those other lucky entities, but if they were mine I’d let them have this kind of fun all the time. You know they want to!
FEEDBACK: sure, why not…just be nice, I’m very fragile. Send your comments to email@example.com. Flames will be discarded immediately, or Julie will use them to line her cat-litter box, whichever she chooses.
THANKS to Julie for reading all my stories and helping me make sense of them.