The Ultimate MSR Office Smut List

Close to 250 fics that I’ve tagged as office smut in my library.

***Now containing summaries, but still few links to related fics.***

This is a list of fics only, without specific recommendations.  Some stories are better than others. Some things may not be as they appear (dreams etc),  and occasionally the smut is disappointingly of the ATTHS variety or is interrupted just when things are going well, but to tell you which are which would be a massive spoiler, so just read them all. 😀

Author/sTitleWordsCommentsRated
2momsmakearightThe Delicacy
of Scully
817Mulder's thoughts while he
consumes Scully... in the best way possible.
E
admiraltyFirst Time
For Everything
120186Mulder and Scully experience
some "firsts" in their ever evolving relationship. This story
begins in their late S7 just-started-fucking days and continues throughout
the course of the series. Not gonna lie, it’s mostly sex, but I love MSR
angst so there’s a fair amount here. Canon-compliant.

This is definitely the smuttiest stuff I've ever written. First time for
everything, indeed. You've been warned 😉

As a side-note, this story runs in tandem with my stories
[Culmination](https://archiveofourown.org/works/14748734/chapters/34100159)
and [This Woman's
Work](https://archiveofourown.org/works/15619893/chapters/36268020). I'll
link to the chapters relevant in each chapter here, but reading these is
beneficial to completing the story. Feedback is always welcomed, thanks for
reading!
E
AdrienneClick Here5040Office sex!N
agoodwomanIn The
Office
1821Inspired by one of
@msrafterdark's drawings
E
agoodwomanPlanes,
Trains and Automobiles
67101Getting home proves to be
challenging for our favourite agents. Set during Season 7, after
Millennium.
E
agoodwomanThe Basement1498I got a prompt for first time in
the office sex
E
agoodwomanMarshmallow
World
89017Christmas 1998, set Season 6, our beloved agents are working under AD Kersh. Mulder and Scully get into the holiday spirit.E
akaJakeOink Oink3025Mulder gets what Mulder
wants. 
N
akaJake/CindyETEncore8815There are dozens of fanfic
stories about Mulder and Scully's first time. Haven't you ever wondered what happens during the all-important second encounter? Sequel to Acquitted
N
AKBowermanScreensaver656Mulder (lovingly) seduces Scully at work one day.N
AlisiaKSleeping
on the Job
2846Mulder's caught taking a quick nap.N
AllikizmeSkinner's
Dilemma
2567Poor Skinner keeps finding his golden pair in compromising positions, and it's getting a little out of hand.M
AllThingsXScenic
Route
4799Mulder goes to check on his partner who has been spending many hours at the lab trying to discover
answers about the virus she was exposed to.
N
AllThingsXMidnight Sinderella Series16635Not everything turns into a
pumpkin at midnight! Pure fluff-not big on plot, but smut abounds!!!!!!!
N
alwaysforyouscullyHot and
Humid
3082Set after Dreamland. AU since this takes place in the basement instead of the bullpen. Since this would
have been awkward in the bullpen, for sure.
M
amanda.jane.graceAfter Tonight2987Scully surprises Mulder late at night in the office, in more ways than one. The fic is incomplete,
but the important part is there.
M
Amorfati32Desk Job3137Mulder and Scully are back in
the basement office. (Revival)
E
Amorfati32Desk Bound781Dana Scully is going to hell.E
Amperage
& Livengoo
Colors28008Round robin craziness - Scully wants Mulder but they keep getting
interrupted and Mulder keeps getting hurt
N
AmyMcClureExpense
Account
1709Our lovable agents get a little carried away in their basement office, and face an untimely interruption.E
AnarchyX-PhileOffice Work5072Scully and Mulder are back in their office tying up loose ends from the Jersey Devil Case. Scully has some
weaknesses when it comes to Mulder and she's finally decided to do something
about it.
M
AndreaAgent Scully's Miracle Cure3042Fine, if you can't loosen my back, you have to give me a blowjob. E
AndreaBaggage2404Scully is dating a widower.N
AndreaWords Of Advice2848Mulder asks Scully's advice on
women.
N
AngelA
Day in the Life
6436An interactive choose your own story story, so you only get office smut if you choose it 😉N
Annette
Gisby
Letting Go1884Relieving some tension.N
Annette
Gisby
Distracted905Mulder livens up a boring meeting. N
anonymouslyme8A Much Needed
Break
2461Scully is finishing up a report for Skinner, but after staring at it for hours she needed a break. Mulder needs it too.M
AnubisKV5The
Accidental Spy
2569You know, they NEVER make these stalls completely private and there was a gap in the corner joint, so I could
see. I’m not a voyeur by nature. *I* don’t like to be watched, but,
I admit I was intrigued.
N
Ashleigh
K
Sexual
Games
2704Being close friends for over 6
years doesn't seem enough.
N
AvalonOffice
Play
5712Scully receives an anonymous
email that heats up the office for her and Mulder.
N
BasementboyAlone Time1193They finally get some alone
time, even if it is in the office.
E
bluebunny100A Moment of
Embarassment to a Moment of Passion
4641Scully cant miss that
bulge.
M
BrandywyneOffice
Games
1279Mulder/Scully battle over who
will look away first.
T
BunnyGumScully
& Mulder
9109When Mulder has another failed attempt at trying to find Samantha, he turns to Scully for comfort and they
realise their love for eachother. Smut/ fluff
M
C SousaPersuasionTechniques4069How exactly did Mulder convince Scully to drop everything and get on the first plane to Los Angeles?
 (The Amazing Maleeni)
E
C SousaNoticing7625Scully notices Mulder and Mulder notices Scully noticing.N
CatwomanRecovering The Satellites3901It's way past Mulder and
Scully's bedtimes... 
N
CerulianSweet
Revenge
3913Mulder is happy. He has a date. [But he's a slimeball.] Scully is not happy. She takes revenge.N
ChaosticVentilationSplinterwood3034Scully gets a splinter.N
CherAOffice
Space
4451PWPN
ChrisCDesktop
Rendezvous
3855 A desk is a terrible thing
to waste! 
E
cmonlauraweremarriednowBirthday
Interruptus
1808Scully and Mulder's plans for
birthday sex go awry. 
T
cmonlauraweremarriednowX-Rayted944For @wtfmulder? @perplexistan
and @frangipanidownunder? who so kindly encouraged me to emerge from lurking
in the shadows and write this based on my 1 AM anon response to @wtfmulder?‘s
ask prompt: where do Mulder and Scully get it on?
M
cmonlauraweremarriednowBare
Witness
1678Mulder and Scully get spooky in
the basement during Sleepless, but they're not alone.
M
coldheartscoldersongsMoment of
Weakness
868Scully refuses to let her cancer
get to her. When it does, Mulder is there to help her through it.
E
CrashQuick
Fix
9221Scully catches Mulder taking
matters into his own hands.
N
CrossedBeamsClose9967Sometimes it takes a little
while to get the ending you want... Inspired by a fellow writer who pointed
out how Dana Scully is queen of speedy orgasms I decided to write something
to shake that up a bit! Post Millenium, NSFW. Utter smut but with a poetic
edge.
E
CultureisDarkBeerRooted in Friendship354596This follows MSR beginning with
"The End" in season five until life leads me in another direction.
I will attempt to be canon compliant. The continuity in the storylines always
bothered me and I always thought MSR deserved more than for it to become an
x-file. This is a result of that nagging, my first attempt at fanfic, and a
labor of love. [There are office tidbits here and there, but I've linked to
Chapter 31 for your enjoyment.]
E
Cybill
& Xfilesopus
Comfortable
Tension
27584 Mulder and Scully are
always filled with tension … this story deals with it.
E
dana_katherine_scullyMulder's
addiction
3695Mulder has an addiction, the
temptation of which he is unable to resist
E
danascullliesMake Me1772Mulder kisses Scully out of
frustration…
N
DashaK
& Gwendolyn
In The
Closet
5230What? You mean we need to have a
plot? Oh, crud. A closet, some smut, a surly man and a morning meeting. Kind
of a sequel to Gwen’s “Crawl Space.” 
N
DavidSThe Painting7592“Mulder,” she said softly,
caressing the syllables, “If you buy that painting, you will not get any for
one month.” “Is this a challenge?” he said, a smile forming.
N
Deana PThe
Date
9958Scully wants to experience a
normal family life before she dies.
T
Debbie
Cullen
When
Scully's Bored
2172Mulder & Scully are called
to a meeting in Kersh’s office — PRONTO! Scully gets bored & a bored
Scully can be trouble! 
M
Deborah
Wells
Walking
the Cage
49293A strange sequence of events are
put into play after a heated argument between Mulder and Scully. 
R
DeiaTerritorial4515With much more confidence, Mulder walked out of his office with every intention of showing Queequeg his place.N
DesFull Circle To The Truth50695Special Agent Diana Fowley. Special Agent Dana Scully. What do they mean to Fox Mulder? Does he know? If
not, how far do you have to go to find the truth? I thought it was time to
find out.
N
Devout2DavidOops1634Mulder and Scully get carried
away in the office.... and find they have an audience.
T
Diadem
& IsaHunter
Will
You Still Love Me? III: From This Moment On
20509How far are you willing to go, and how much will you have to sacrifice, just to learn the truth?Ssequel to
“Will You Still Love Me?” and “Never Tear Us Apart,” and it is necessary to
have read those stories first. [They'll be at the link]
N
DianoraWine
Complete Series
28474Different alcoholic beverages
have different effects. [Have a sip of Wine III for office smut.]
N
DKSculderTime62109Scully moves to Salt Lake City following their trip back from Antarctica. Something tragic happens and Mulder comes back into her life, but is she ready for him?M
dkscully0223Bad Mood2265Mulder is in a bad mood. In a very bad mood. And takes it out on Scully, in more way than one. WARNING:
contains initially non-consensual sex
M
doggettfannScully's
Gift
2824Mulder buys Scully a new gift
that leaves her completely under his control
E
DomParkerPrecious
Things
14811Mulder, as usual, screws things up for him and Scully. But will she forgive him once he realizes what he's done? Does he need to feel sorry in the first place? And why does he act like such a crybaby anyway?N
DonnileeH is for Hot
Blooded
15320Scully babbles during a daydream prompted by a friend, and Mulder responds.E
DonnileeF is for Foreplay13648 Scully gets hit on by a
rude fellow pathologist and spills the beans to Mulder, prompting him to try
to make it all better.
N
DonnileeForeplay With
Results
14076Scully's take on the events of
"F is for Foreplay"
N
DonnileeYule Vibrations7631Scully get a remote control toy for xmasN
DrAmbuguousIsosceles8633Mulder puts on his shining
armor, but his plans are upset when he finds out about what happened in the elevator [in Triangle]!
N
DrDanaScullyMulderForbidden
Fruit
14622Does an Apple a day really keep the doctor away? Mulder hopes not.E
DreamshaperClaimed3263This is the hardest part of
writing—summarizing. Suffice it to say that there’s fluff, sex, and expense
reports 😉
N
DryadClicheville:
Office
2416Scully's got great gams.M
EleanoreCatalyst3834Scully has a date, and takes
advantage of the situation to shake Mulder out of their static relationship.
E
EmmaDFalling,
An Exerpt (Ch 39)
1736This is part of a chapter from a longer fic on Goss, but I thought this scene worked well as a standalone. You can find the full fic and its predecessor on Goss.N
Eponine119Locale1389I wrote this one mainly as a
response to Sarah Stegall’s suggestion that the romance stories could use some fresh locals. So enjoy, people - and remember it’s supposed to be amusing. It is also appropriate for all readers.
PG
EvieLouiseTootsie Pop I, II & III42775After returning from an
assignment where Mulder inadvertantly caught sight of Scully in her underwear, a cliched evening of boring paperwork was made more interesting by Mulder seeing even more of Scully.
N
FalconerSynthesis3841Scully finally can't ignore her loneliness and forces Mulder to recognize his own and their mutual need.R
FatCatThe
Urge To Merge
15308The relationship that culminated in marriage in Scully's Pride is remembered by Dana Scully-Mulder. N
FlynnX
Post Facto
7783[No summary - just the warning:
PLEASE NOTE: RAMPANT SILLINESS ABOUNDS. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.]
E
FlywomanMute Persuasion3623A little springtime MSR
interlude set just before “Patient X.” What’s the catch, you ask?
N
ForteJust Desserts3950When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. N
FoxDesks
and Dust
3261A late night at the office and Mulder's usual apathetic behavior forces he and Scully to confront their
demons of anger in a *physical* way, where a violent release escalates into
something more...  
N
Foxhunt2blueCandy
Coating
2214M&Ms and seduction, need I say more?R
FrangipanidownunderWalking
the Tightrope
7946Scully and Ethan are together.
But for how long?
M
FrangipanidownunderOpen Door399Prompt: Diana walks in on Mulder going down on Scully E
GenieVBKick
Ass
6164If Scully and Mulder got into a fight, a real fight, with some actual physical contact, who would win? (Based on an idea found during a random X-Files 'Net surf). sex-comedyM
GeorgiaThe Dice3645I should stay out of Mulder's
desk drawer
E
GillianinChainsSex
Happens
3390Events that happen over a set
period of time in which M&S have slips of morality 
M
GillianinChainsFlirting6244Scully is angry about some
slides, and a fight turns physical.   [This might be missing the start].
N
GilliansDavidIn Flagrante Delicto1155Mulder and Scully are early for a meeting with Skinner and pass the time in his office until he gets there.M
gillovnyafIt's been
a long week
5907Thinking of having a little fun with Mulder at work, Scully decides to use the gift she got from Monica.M
Girlie_Girl7A
Story They Won't Be Telling Their Grandkids
2905“How could this happen. How could something like this happen to me! What if this gets back to the bureau.
Oh, how embarrassing!” Dana Scully stepped from her shower for the third time
today. “Shit this stuff is never gonna come off. I swear I’m going to kill
Mulder!”
N
h0ldthiscatChristening1113"Why haven't we ever had sex at work?"E
hallwaypersonPrompt:
Will you look at me?
1517Angry angst with a hint of
hotness.
T
HayleyMcBBail2077Scully gets a 3am call to bail
Mulder out of jail. 
N
HaywardeEros759MSR smut prompts from Tumblr. [sorry i haven't marked the appropriate chapter]M
HazmatThe
Tempest
8279On their way home Mulder and Scully have a rather unexpected encounter that changes their relationship
completely...
N
HipsBeforeHands1987Office Days
of Yore
628I have this head canon that our favorite agents did the deed once in the office during the season of secret
sex. Scully, being ever so professional, swore Mulder to never speak of it.
Mulder does not obey. 
M
icedteainthebagA Little
Higher
1576He's so glad her office door
locks.
E
icedteainthebagReflection1508There was no turning back.E
IfMulderCouldSeeMeNowBack in the
Saddle
918Scully checks on Mulder after he doesn't come home.E
i-gaze-at-scullyIkke Uten Deg745Unsexy Files - dod kalmE
IrenaThe Untold Story2527Jose Chung - what happened the night they ended up in the room together.N
IsaHunterSo Cruel | So Cruel: To Be So Kind7125Scully gets some long-awaited revenge.N
Jacquie
LaVa
Broom Closet5350They had a rule: no sex in the *office*N
Jacquie
LaVa
The
Foot to Johnson Ratio I
8655 A bathroom, gossiping
women and a 'need-to-know'
N
Jacquie
LaVa & TBishop
One-Upmanship44341To keep a great relationship
going requires imagination and creativity - and our erstwhile FBI agents
become a little too successful for their own good
N
Jacquie
LaVa & Tess
Morning
Basement Frolic
8342He came in late and forgot the latte Mulder's a doomed man. Or is he?N
Jada
Rene
Desk
Job
1386PWP office smutN
Jada
Rene
Payback's a Redhead748Sequel to “Work For It.” Smut.N
JadeBlueAfterglowHeatwave2072Mulder and Scully and Ice cream need I say more 😛N
Jamie
Tan
Fair
is Fair
3032The air conditioner in the
office is broken.
N
JennaI Need
You
4517Who knew Mulder liked the music of Paula Abdul?N
Jess MMutual
2: Son of Mutual
4291Back by popular demand, Mulder and Scully continue to prove to each other that the feeling is... you got it,
Mutual.
N
JGCaught in the Act | So Busted1138Mulder and Scully get a talking to about ...well you'll see.T
JHallmarkThis Is Heaven8338After working on a case similar
to the Kindred, Mulder finds Scully taking sexual advantage of him everywhere
he turns. He gives in, they get it on, and then the sexual stimulant wears
off. They deal with the feelings and situations that have arisen.
N
JohnieExpiation3472Mulder demands a confession from Scully after Never Again.N
Joke An
Alien Reindeer
M & S Have Wild Passionate Intercourse562Mulder and Scully Have Wild
Passionate Intercourse. Badfic.
N
Jori
& MoJo
Drive Away7146After sitting through a 'guy
flick,' a slightly drunken Scully grants Mulder three wishes and fun ensues.
 Post episode for Je Souhaite 
N
JrcmuffyMulder's
Love Muscle
1012Post FPS therapeutic massageN
K RaschWords to Live By19508The Smoker and his buddies are on to our heroes' relationship.  In order to save Mulder, Scully must
leave him. But will she be strong enough to do either? Part of the Words series.
N
Katherinexx1Office4429Just an ordinary day at the
office.
M
Katrinka
& Gssphantom
Rohelisse
Soitma
5631Mulder and Scully go away for a company get together. Mulder walks out, and Scully later follows. Things then
get very intresting from there.
N
K RochRight Now2028Office smut [You might notice some obvious disguising of this author's name. This is because they don't want their original name shared]
R
KellyMorelandBreaking
Point
1378Anger, passion, and grief are
related, remember that.
N
KellyMorelandFighting
Words
1177At that exact moment, Mulder
snapped.
N
KellyMorelandWillow
Park Aftermath
2208Post X-Cops - Scully gets ticked at the way Mulder acted in Willow Park.N
KirstenKAutopsy Fun Aftermath2599Time to pay the piper N
LaurieCabPunishing
Agent Phillips
4701Another federal agent just can’t
seem to stop harassing Mulder.
N
leiascullyIn flagrante960They were fucking in the back section of the office when Skinner knocked on the door.M
Leyla
Harrison
Pizza
And A Beer
3889Mulder and Scully decide to find out if there’s any chemistry between them.N
Leyla
Harrison
Recovery3339Post-Memento Mori, Scully
suffers some serious angst over her diagnosis.  A
little conversation between her and Mulder in the office leads to much
more.
E
lilbexiBreathless4798Scully decides to turn the
tables on Mulder and see how he reacts to sexual innuendo. His reaction is oh
so much better than she expects.
N
LilithFlavors Series8535Scully receives a series of
disturbing birthday surprises.
R
Lilith84Release2427Post-Millennium one shot. Mulder can't stop thinking about the New Year's kiss and decides to do something
about it. Shameless PWP.
M
liveonthesunUnexpected929It isn't exactly what he is
expecting to see when he walks into the office, but that doesn't make it any
less wonderful. There she is, Dana Scully, lounging back in his chair with
her feet propped up on his desk, wearing nothing but a black lace bra, black
lace panties, black lace thigh highs, and black four-inch stilettos. Her hair
is curly, mussed around her face.
E
liveonthesunJust Another
One of Those Days
666There are days when Scully walks into the office and immediately knows she isn't going to be able to
concentrate on anything. Today is one of those days.
M
LizziWarehamBirthday Treat3043It's Scully's birthday, and what
Scully wants, Scully gets!!
N
Madeleine
Partous
Ode
To Paula Graves' "Sleep is Sweeter"
3074Forget Jose Chung, fake alien autopsies and sweet potato pie. The real X-File? What actually happened in
the motel room that night…
N
MichaelaHurry2191it was the name of the game. Find a situation where time was of the essence, then go at it like a couple of sailors on shore leave before the time ran out. Extending it as long as
possible. If there was any danger of getting caught, so much the better.
N
Mimic117Process of
Elimination: Desk Jockey
3643Mulder shows Scully a thing or two about being adventurous.E
Mimic117Play Back4715Maybe it just takes something
going wrong at the crucial moment to set the cosmic video recorder on rewind.
  A couple of scenes we didn’t see toward the end of Monday. Written for
the Fandomonium Virtual Season of Smut, Season 6
N
MirandaPowellThree
Years Coming
777Things heat up in the officeN
mldrgrlLet Bygones
Be Bygones
2530Post En Ami/Chimera smut. Mulder's still just a wee bit mad about
Scully running off and Scully's just angry that he can't let it go.
M
MoJoTarnished
Halo
3397Mulder delves into Scully’s
religious morals.  Post Field Trip.
N
MoniNothing
To Do In A Basement???
2147Scully finds something
interesting to do in the basement
N
MonikaFileFanThe
Eleventh Hour
11747Mulder and Scully are stuck in an elevator together with a possible threat looming in the Hoover Building.E
MonikaFileFanSeed Of
Burning Obsession
3034Scully's secret obsession
finally manifests itself.
E
msrafterdarkOffice Bliss [from Ficlets (Tumblr Prompt)]11259Miscellaneous ficlets I have
written from prompts I have been sent on Tumblr. Link will go to Chapter
18-19: Office Bliss: Prompt: Can you do a fic about Scully going down on Mulder in the office while he's on an important work-related phone call?
E
Mulderist1013Another
Day At The Office
1110You take me to the top, I'm
ready for Whatever it takes 'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins -
"Whatever It Takes", Imagine Dragons
E
muldertxf...You
didn't knock.
526Scully's latest clash with
Deputy Director Kersh is immediately forgotten as she walks in on Mulder
being, well...Mulder.
T
MultipleOooh
Baby (A Collaboration for Char)
17599A birthday gift for Char, a
group of fics by various authors which all include Mulder calling Scully
'Baby.' [The office is in part 14]
R
MyOwnSuperintendentSix Ways To
Warm Up A Cold Basement
4563It's February, and the heat in the X Files office is broken. Mulder and Scully try to find ways to deal with
the problem.
M
Narida
Law
Worth Breaking90727Mulder and Scully embark on a relationship neither is able to handle, and the question of what is or isn’t
worth breaking must be answered.
N
neednotOuroboros1807"Why were... why were you
with him?" The hurt in his voice is plain. Aching, and it just makes her angrier. She arches an eyebrow. "I thought you could figure that out, Mulder."
E
NicholeDirty Woman2545Written in Mulder’s POV. Mulder is inspired to fantasize about his partner while listening to a song. -That
is until his fantasies finally come true
N
NicoleEnough I
& II
5583Post Gethsemane angry sex and the aftermath.N
NikkiCBugs888Eavesdropping on someone else’s fun.R
NYShippersUnderstand2323Mulder and Scully deal with the trust and Fowley issues that arose in The Beginning in their own special way.
Picks up where the episode ended. (Yes, it's mind candy.)
N
Obfusc8erDifferential
Diagnosis
4740PWP, Scully has an accident in
the office
N
OKayValRamp
IV: From Every Angle
5381Mulder can't wait, as usual.
Fourth story in the "Ramp" series.
N
OKayValThe Joy of Spam2050How to liven up a slow morning at the FBI N
OKayValInner Light4234 "A nice trip to the
forest, my ass." Scenes and post-ep for Darkness Falls
N
OKayValUnder A Wolf Dog Moon2007Don't underestimate a woman.” Scenes and post-ep for Alpha.N
OneMillionandNinePrestidigitation1786The missing scene from Per
Manum, where Scully asks Mulder THE BIG QUESTION
N
Orphan
account formerly known as markwatneyandensemble
Fucking in
Skinners Office
1014[spoiler alert] They fuck in
skinners office.
M
Para8diceSkin Against Skin1735Post Never Again, Scully gives Mulder a piece of her mind and he has to grow up a little and do what we've all been waiting for.N
PDRed Bulb Diaries
(or My Kingdom For A Photomat)
2668Scully gets really, really - no, mean really mad. Mulder gets a facelift, manually. Walter Skinner gets an
eye-full. And somewhere, a Photomat attendant is in a fetal position in the
corner of his booth.
T
peacenik0Oral Exam
in the Office
1686Prompt: Can you please write something sweet and soft about mulder eating Scully out. Some oral sex in the office, that's pretty much it.E
PhilePhreakCaught in the Act3735Mulder and Scully are going to
get caught in the act in various places and positions. Definitely MSR and
NC-17. These are all vignettes that are intended to be humorous, therefore
each chapter can stand alone yet some are continuous.
E
PiecesOfScullyNot Today1698Scully doesn't want to do the
paperwork.
E
PiecesOfScullyManual Labor2489It's Season 7 smut. That's it.E
PlausibleDeniabilityIced
Tea
3220Mulder fantasizes, with
apologies to James Thurber.
N
PMEpiphanyVideo
Cupid
1790Rated P for very porny
indeed. A cupid leaves them videos.
N
Rachel
Howard
Without Reason3496Post-Kitsunegari angst-o-rama which descends pretty quickly into pure mind candy.N
Rachel
Wilder
Happy Birthday Baby2400Scully helps Mulder celebrate
the birthday he missed.
R
randomshoes42So, am I
forgiven?
1130This is my first foray into the world of fan fiction, so please be gentle with me! This is a PWP, written
from Mulder's POV. It doesn't fit anywhere in the storyline really.
M
RedValerianPick Any
Number
4184Scully is about to discover what Mulder has been hiding on his hard-drive.E
SassSexandSmutTwo Spooky
Agents Get It On Over Some Redwood
2679It's a normal day in the office and Scully wants him now... Mulder and Scully get it on in the office.E
SatinaOutfoxed14653Scully has a new boyfriend.
Mulder doesn’t like him. Not all is what it seems. Smut ensues.
N
SatinaIf I Were Him653Man I can tell you what I'd do
if I were Mulder.
E
SatinaIf I Were Her962Mmmm...I can tell you what I'd do if I were Scully.E
SatinaNot Everything is About You3982You know, this is unacceptable.
If he’s going to treat me like I’m his slave, he’s gonna learn to do it
right.
N
scapegrace74Desk1366Mulder and Scully have a dirty fight in the office. It gets dirtier.M
Sculder
(Philer4Ever)
A Penny
For Your Thoughts
3278One partner is thinking impure thoughts about the other.E
scully-eats-sushiComing Out of It1064 xfpb prompt no.78: Hurt/comfort, nipple sucking, breast worship, the officeM
ScullyGolightlyThat's What
He Said
4642Some not so idle chit chat in
the office.
E
ShannonK107742Skinner has a bad week but is rewarded in ways he could not even have hoped for.N
ShannonKJust Fine4392In the aftermath of the big
first time, Mulder and Scully figure out that it’s really okay.
E
ShannonoFirst Day Back1566Season 8 MSR, humor of sorts, reunionfic of sorts, but mostly just your standard PWPN
ShinkaiMulder's
Message
9378Mulder accidentally hits record on the office answering machine.  scully punishes him. A sequel,
Scully's Response, is available at the same Gossamer link.
N
Singing_ViolinAnother
Boring Day at the Office
981Oops...Scully inserted the wrong videocasette. Mulder walks in on Scully enjoying herself to one of his videos
he left out.
T
somekindofseizureSubterranean
Pool
6748Mulder and Scully in their
office - Season 7 vs. Season 10.
E
somekindofseizureSecond Desk5134After Scully gets out of the
hospital in "Never Again," Mulder gets to see Scully's tattoo, and Scully gets a desk.
M
SoodohnimhTwo Steps
Forward
3255Post Never Again with
ILikeItRoughScully.
E
SoodohnimhSlow Drag3523SmutE
soulgyrlOne Night In
The Basement
7392Mulder and Scully have been back at it for about three months, working, once again, out of their beautiful,
basement office. The couple get stuck there for a night due to a freak,
late-winter snow storm. Silliness and hormones eventually take over...okay
helped along by a little hootch.
M
Spooky66Late Night
at the Lab
1865Mulder and Scully have been sleeping together for a little less than a week when Mulder reveals a fantasy
he has always had about her.
E
Spooky66Prompt 24/28425“It’s your first day back,
you’re in remission, and we need to celebrate.” 
M
Spooky66Punishment1533SO! I threw around the idea that Mulder likes to be spanked and was asked to write it! E
StarLushShortcomings2258Scully is tired of Mulder's
insults. This and the next two stories are part of the same fic series but
each link goes to the relevant chapter.
M
StarLushTruth or Dare2292A bored Mulder talks Scully into a game of Truth or Dare in the office.
M
StarLushCaught1893Skinner sets up a 7:30 meeting. Mulder and Scully arrive early and make good use of their time…M
TarynCLove, Hollywood Style2523This is in response to a spoiler from Hollywood A.D. I haven't seen the episode, obviously, but it's LOOSELY
based on the premise of that episode.
N
TarynCKnow
Thy En Ami
3391It takes place before, during
and after En Ami.  
N
TBishopTouch Me Again2392Sequel to ‘One Touch’. It’s all about sex boys and girls.N
TBishopThe
Storm Has Broken
2670Smut circa all things.N
TBishop
& Jacquie LaVa
Cashmere
Sweater
4638It was the cashmere sweater that
did it.  I've always had a thing for cashmere, so soft and warm and
inviting - kind of like Scully.
R
TeaGirl42Life Begins26829Scully is fed up and irritable
because her life doesn't seem to be going anywhere... Mulder is just waiting
for a hint... 
E
TeaGirl42Melting the
Ice Queen
15116Overheard conversations, tipsy confessions, an office liaison, plastics mistletoe AND Happily Ever Afters!
It's time for some fluffy festive fun…
M
TeresaHorneFramed
Emotions I & II
2475Don't Take Off Your Glasses: After a moment of watching Mulder working while wearing those glasses of his, Scully decides that it's time to take their relationship a bit further.
What a Spectacle: Picking up where “Don’t Take Off Your Glasses” left off,
Mulder and Scully manage to get down to the parking garage before… well,
let’s just say some glasses are fogging up, and they’re not mine ;D
PG
TexxasRoseLoose Ends5414Scully is dying, but before she goes, she’s going to tie up some loose ends in Mulder’s life, !character
death
T
thefallfilesOffice
Mishap
2140Suddenly he was standing right next to her, towering over the smaller FBI agent. His hands pressed to the
back of his chair, arms now resting on either side of her head. “What are you
doing, Scully?” He asked quietly, a pointless question considering he knew
exactly what she was doing.
M
ToateVoyeuristic
Tendencies
1079Work, love and voyeurism in the basement.N
tryceeOffice Sex2530One Saturday morning, Mulder can't resist.M
TwilightWaltersForever And
Always
5161After the events of ‘Never
Again’ Agent Scully decides she really needs to get a life. 
M
untapdtreasureForever
and Always Again
1060The elevator door slides open, and just as I'm about to step inside, I hear him.M
veredgfA Brief of
Fresh Air…
1310Avoiding Friday debriefing
meetings was a mission.
M
VivAfter Aubrey4127Scenes and post-ep for Aubrey.N
WhiteRaevynBreaking
The Iron Curtain
5040In this story, Scully and Mulder receive a little help breaking down the barriers from a friend they didn't
know they had, which means, yes, they do have sex in this story.
N
WickdzootThe Sweet Smell of X-Cess48737[There's no summary but this should give you an idea: RATED NC-17 for bad language, explicit and unusual
sexual situations, and general subversiveness and depravity.]
N
WinkBlack Boxers & Strawberry Hair1314Parody. A little on the
silly side.
N
Wishful13Musings
of an FBI Elevator
3979Third person point of view of
Mulder and Scully.
N
WitchBabyStakeout Series3943Mulder gets some eye candy while on a stakeout. R
writer_tempWake Up1877K, um, this is just 100% pure smuttage. Frisky Scully? Puh-leese. Don’t even bother looking for a plot. If
you find one, see a shrink
N
wtfmulderOver the
Knee and Back With You
1598Tumblr prompt: Office sex.
Scully wants to help Mulder fight ennui.
M
wtfmulderfile it
under x 1-20 + extras
13220NSFW prompts & drabbles. I swore to myself I'd never do the whole "xxx" pun but I did.
 For office smut, try chapters 1, 17 and 19.
E
wtfmulderThe Grunt Work1589Scully's on a mission to kill
Mulder's ennui. 
M
wtfmuldertrapped in
the closet
2994Scully and Mulder are trapped in Kersh's closet -- how do they pass the time?E
wtfmulderoral
thesis on ontology
1978Mulder escapes the office party to appreciate his partner.E
wtfmuldertoo
crowded in the basement
1353Mulder and Scully spend another
Saturday in the office. Prompts: Diana walks in on Mulder going down on
Scully, Scully nervous during first time oral.
E
XAngel
(Emily Sim)
Cabinets & Desks & Chairs, Oh My!6965Scully is sick of watching
Mulder lap up the attention given to him by other women.
N
XTeaserAmong Papers4308Mulder realizes one of his
fantasies by taking Scully to a secret place.
E
XxareogirliexXLate Night Encounter2969Mulder is working late and
Scully finds him doing something private. Hehe. 😉 
N
YonadaNot
The Call They Were Waiting For
3086Two agents, a small room and
phone sex. Wire tap duty gets interesting.
N
YonadaPenny
For Your Thoughts
2755After Tunguska/Terma, Scully
tells Mulder her fear that he wouldn't come back.
N
YvonneRichardsThrough Your Eyes15167Mulder begins to see a little
more clearly than before. 
N

I hope they all fit the bill. I discovered when I was trying to add tags from my scrawlings I jot down in the dark that my shorthand might need some revision. At the moment I have three very similar circular tags: O = office, 0 = Diana Fowley, and ○ = wedding, so if you find any mistagged fics please let me know.

MS Office is a PITA. I might need to try a different spreadsheet program. Even after I bulk edit a lot of the superfluous html, it still adds stupid line breaks and I get really tired of removing them manually, so you’ll have to overlook a lot of those in this list.

Hurry by Michaela

Another mystery fic from the archives written by Michaela.  This is a very tasty little smut cookie that I’ve collected at some point, but I have no clue where I got it from, hence its posting here.    Enjoy

Title: Hurry
Author: Michaela
Category: V
Rating: NC-17
Keywords: MSR
Spoilers: None. It’ll be fairly obvious why. 😉
Summary: A summary would just be gratuitous.
Disclaimer: CC is welcome to take this story and run with it. Make my day! The characters are his, of course, to do with as he wishes.
Author’s notes: For the Screamers, with whom all smut is possible.
______________ Continue reading Hurry by Michaela

Falling, an excerpt

This is Chapter 39 from Falling by EmmaD.  I’ve uploaded this chapter on its own for the office smutlist as it works as a one-shot.  The original fic is available at Gossamer.  It’s the third fic in the Quantum series which consists of:

  • Book One: Quantum (unavailable)
  • Book Two: The Road Less Traveled
  • Book Three: Falling

If anyone has a copy of Quantum, I’d be really grateful if you could forward it my way.
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Falling
Author: EmmaD
E-mail: CarolinaXfiles@hotmail.com

Distribution: Archive, just let me know!
Rating: R to NC-17
Setting: Probably 7th season-ish

Summary: Mulder knew why he was losing her. But to admit it would make it true. And he sure as hell wouldn’t do that.

Continue reading Falling, an excerpt

Flirting by gillianinchains

Title: Flirting
Author: gillianinchains
Rating: necessary NC-17
Categories: MSR RST H
Summary: casual office flirting goes way too far. Smut ensues.
Spoilers: not really
Timeline: season seven, after the whole Samantha thing finally died.

Disclaimer: The characters of Mulder and Scully DO NOT Belong to me (der-hey, unless the creator of the “X-Files” is actually a party girl from Minnesota and not a surfer god from California), they do belong to Chris Carter, 1013, etc. etc. and if I *were* getting paid for this, I would never have to eat McDonald’s ever again. But I’m not, so I do. Now, on with the show.

Continue reading Flirting by gillianinchains

A Story They Won’t Be Telling Their Grandkids by Girlie_girl7

Date: 9 Nov 2001 00:52:06 -0000
Subject: A Story they won’t be telling their Grandkids by Girlie_girl7
Source: direct
Reply To: FoxfireX@hotmail.com

Title: A Story They Won’t be Telling Their Grandkids
Author: Girlie_Girl7
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: The entire season 9 smells like it’s spoiled, other than that, none.
Summary: The title says it all.
Notes: Thanks to the Whirlpool Chix at the Mulder chat!Disclaimers: I don’t own them but I like to take them out and play with them once in awhile.

Continue reading A Story They Won’t Be Telling Their Grandkids by Girlie_girl7

22 First Times: Office Edition

Welcome to the new domain.  The plan is to update the existing lists and and repost them on tumblr, but real life keeps inserting itself into my fun time, so a quick First Time list will have to do for now.

I didn’t notice until I compiled this list how often they fight in the office before their first sexual encounter, so expect a little rough stuff.

I’ve decided to try a new system with the Gossamer links.  I’ve gone back to linking to the author page, and I’ve added a directive that should stop the spiderbots from following the links. I’m just doing it with obvious pen names for now  while I see how it goes. OK, on with the smut.

Author/sTitleWordsCommentsRated
alwaysforyouscullyHot and Humid3082Set after Dreamland. AU since this takes place in the basement instead of the bullpen. Since this would have been awkward in the bullpen, for sure.M
AndreaBaggage2404Scully is dating a widower.N
AndreaWords Of Advice2848Mulder asks Scully's advice on
women and things progress.
N
bluebunny100A
Moment of Embarassment to a Moment of Passion
4641Scully cant miss that bulge.M
ClaudiaSNoticing7625Scully notices Mulder and Mulder notices Scully noticing.E
dana_katherine_scullyMulder's
addiction
3695Mulder has an addiction, the
temptation of which he is unable to resist
E
DonnileeH is
for Hot Blooded
15320Scully babbles during a daydream prompted by a friend, and Mulder responds.E
FalconerSynthesis3841Scully finally can't ignore her loneliness and forces Mulder to recognize his own and their mutual need.R
Foxhunt2blueCandy Coating2214M&Ms and seduction, need I say more?R
GenieVBKick Ass6164If Scully and Mulder got into a fight, a real fight, with some actual physical contact, who would win? M
HayleyMcBeyBail2077Scully gets a 3am call to bail Mulder out of jail.N
JamieTFair is Fair3032The air conditioner in the office is broken.N
lilbexiBreathless4798Scully decides to turn the
tables on Mulder and see how he reacts to sexual innuendo. His reaction is oh
so much better than she expects.  
N
MoniNothing To Do In A Basement???2147Scully finds something
interesting to do in the basement
N
neednotOuroboros1807"Why were... why were you
with him?" The hurt in his voice is plain. Aching, and it just makes her angrier. She arches an eyebrow. "I thought you could figure that out, Mulder."
E
OKayValUnder
A Wolf Dog Moon 
2007“Don’t underestimate a woman.” Scenes and post-ep for Alpha.N
Para8diceSkin Against Skin1735Post Never Again, Scully gives Mulder a piece of her mind and he has to grow up a little and do what we’ve
all been waiting for.
N
ScapegraceDesk1366Mulder and Scully have a dirty fight in the office. It gets dirtier.M
TwilightWaltersForever
And Always
5161After the events of 'Never Again' Agent Scully decides she really needs to get a life. M
untapdtreasureForever
and Always Again
1060The elevator door slides open, and just as I'm about to step inside, I hear him.M
XAngel
(Emily Sim)
Cabinets & Desks & Chairs, Oh My!6965Scully is sick of watching Mulder lap up the attention given to him by other women.N
YonadaPenny For Your Thoughts2755After Tunguska/Terma, Scully tells Mulder her fear that he wouldn't come back.N

MSR Fic List: Elevator Smut

I’m such a sucker for tropes.  Elevator smut fics usually fulfil a number of favourite tropes – stuck fic, tight quarters, risky/semi-public locations, and office-based locations, making them extra special.

From memory a couple of these might just begin in the elevator but end elsewhere, but for the most part they should contain elevator action.

As usual, it’s not an exhaustive list, it’s just what i have tagged in my database.  Any fic with a number after the author name is linked to the Goss search page, where you can enter the number to locate the author’s page.  Feel free to let me know of any I’ve missed. 🙂

I’ve been MIA while I’ve been moving house and had real life stuff to get done, but I’m hoping things will settle down soon and I can get back to sharing the smut.  I miss wasting hours of my life on MSR trash. 🙂

Enjoy.

Author -
Goss ID
TitleWordsSummaryRating
13starbuck42Going Down890This certainly stands on its own, though it as started as a morning-after sequel of sorts to You Broke My Heart.E
a_january_girlGreat Timing3787Stuck in an elevator
M
AgentSpookyElevator Ride735Mulder, Scully, security guards and an elevator  (hollywood AD)R
Cybill
& Xfilesopus
Comfortable
Tension
27584 Mulder and Scully are always filled with tension… this story deals with it.E
Cyra -
14287
Semper Ubi Sub
Ubi (I & II)
4331Close encounters in small, dark
spaces cause Scully’s wardrobe to dwindle.  The elevator is in part II
but it's worth reading both.
N
Dan
Pearce
Going Down AKA A Scene in an Elevator1074This was written in response to
the challenge issued about what went on in the elevator. This has Sex and all
sorts of bad stuff in it. It is written a bit tongue in cheek. I hope you
enjoy it.
N
DebbieCullen
- 15354
When Scully's Bored2172Mulder & Scully are called
to a meeting in Kersh’s office — PRONTO! Scully gets bored & a bored Scully can be trouble! 
M
EowynEvenstar
- 12245
Welcome Home3574Post ep blessing way/paper clip.
R
FrangipanidownunderDisplay of Affection784PDAs anyone?T
GillianinChainsLove In
An Elevator
3033Mulder and Scully. A Freight Elevator. Hot Action. N
Hope Libby - 13388Love In An
Elevator
3379Mind candy… Mulder and Scully go on a date, and get stuck in an elevator.N
icedteainthebagElevator
Challenge
521Mulder, Scully, quick elevator ride. R
Kimogen - 15992Elevator
Resolutions
2762Just sex. Angry sex. N
MNTierskyGoing
Down 1: Scully's POV
2165Here is my meager attempt at the Going Down challenge. This story takes place during Operation Paperclip at the beginning, as they head into the elevator.N
MNTierskyGoing
Down 2: Mulder's POV
1991This is concurrent with the original story, from Mulder’s perspective.N
MonikaFileFanThe
Eleventh Hour
11747Mulder and Scully are stuck in an elevator together with a possible threat looming in the Hoover BuildingE
Ms BrooklynGoing
Down (or Pressing the Buttons)
4580Another in the Going Down challengeR
Pam FiedlerGoing Down1117Another Paper Clip 'missing scene'.N
PhilePhreakCaught in the Act3735Mulder and Scully are going to get caught in the act in various places and positions. Definitely MSR and
NC-17. These are all vignettes that are intended to be humorous, therefore
each chapter can stand alone yet some are continuous.
E
R
Passanisi - 13159
Love In An
Elevator
2322Summer's Paper Clip Elevator challengeN
Shannon
Lynch
Going
Down
1966Okay, Summer made a challenge in her story “Strange Grace” - "While I have your attention, I dare someone
to write an NC-17 story set on the elevator titled (oh, wait for it) “Going
Down”. "
N
The
Idiosyncratic Stanwyck
Of Elevators and Onions3059Written for Fandomonium's Season
of Smut - Ghost in the Machine. Going down while going down. 
R
Wishful13
- 14832
Musings of an FBI
Elevator
3979Third person point of view of
Mulder and Scully.
N

 

Cabinets and Desks and Chairs, Oh My! – Xangel

Another story I must have dredged up from the depths of archive.org.  I’ve tried searching for it again to no avail.  If you can get past Scully’s jealous histrionics (and her wearing crotchless underwear to work), there’s some first time office smut to be had.

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Title: Cabinets and Desks and Chairs, Oh My!

Author: xangel

Rating: NC17

MSR/RST

Summary: creative use of office furniture, written especially for Tali who said she’d share with Banlu! Happy Birthday to you both!

Thanks to: xdks who did a kick-ass beta job and fixed all those pesky tenses and commas I seem to abuse. And thanks to Deirdre – who helped me figure out how to format!

Feedback: thankfully accepted @ redartangel@yahoo.ca

Disclaimer: Still don’t own them, I’m only borrowing them. I don’t have any money, so don’t sue.

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Continue reading Cabinets and Desks and Chairs, Oh My! – Xangel

Late Night Encounter by XxareogirliexX

A bit of mindless PWP which I can no longer locate online.

Note: After sharing this fic it came to my attention that the author was the subject to some controversy. I have no idea where I found this fic, so if this is your work and you would like it removed, please contact me.

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Title: Late Night Encounter

Author: XxaerogirliexX

Rating: NC-17

Category: MSR, Smut

Spoilers: None.

Summary: Mulder is working late and Scully finds him doing something private. Hehe. 😉

Disclaimers: Don’t own em, just on loan out for a short period of time.

Posting: Gossamer, Ephemeral and anywhere else is fine.

Author’s Note:  The idea came to me very suddenly actually, I had just finished reading a few office fics in which the pair get down and dirty and decided that I wanted to try one for my own.  I hope you all enjoy!

Continue reading Late Night Encounter by XxareogirliexX