The Ultimate MSR Office Smut List

Close to 250 fics that I’ve tagged as office smut in my library.

***Now containing summaries, but still few links to related fics.***

This is a list of fics only, without specific recommendations.  Some stories are better than others. Some things may not be as they appear (dreams etc),  and occasionally the smut is disappointingly of the ATTHS variety or is interrupted just when things are going well, but to tell you which are which would be a massive spoiler, so just read them all. 😀

Author/sTitleWordsCommentsRated
2momsmakearightThe Delicacy
of Scully
817Mulder's thoughts while he
consumes Scully... in the best way possible.
E
admiraltyFirst Time
For Everything
120186Mulder and Scully experience
some "firsts" in their ever evolving relationship. This story
begins in their late S7 just-started-fucking days and continues throughout
the course of the series. Not gonna lie, it’s mostly sex, but I love MSR
angst so there’s a fair amount here. Canon-compliant.

This is definitely the smuttiest stuff I've ever written. First time for
everything, indeed. You've been warned 😉

As a side-note, this story runs in tandem with my stories
[Culmination](https://archiveofourown.org/works/14748734/chapters/34100159)
and [This Woman's
Work](https://archiveofourown.org/works/15619893/chapters/36268020). I'll
link to the chapters relevant in each chapter here, but reading these is
beneficial to completing the story. Feedback is always welcomed, thanks for
reading!
E
AdrienneClick Here5040Office sex!N
agoodwomanIn The
Office
1821Inspired by one of
@msrafterdark's drawings
E
agoodwomanPlanes,
Trains and Automobiles
67101Getting home proves to be
challenging for our favourite agents. Set during Season 7, after
Millennium.
E
agoodwomanThe Basement1498I got a prompt for first time in
the office sex
E
agoodwomanMarshmallow
World
89017Christmas 1998, set Season 6, our beloved agents are working under AD Kersh. Mulder and Scully get into the holiday spirit.E
akaJakeOink Oink3025Mulder gets what Mulder
wants. 
N
akaJake/CindyETEncore8815There are dozens of fanfic
stories about Mulder and Scully's first time. Haven't you ever wondered what happens during the all-important second encounter? Sequel to Acquitted
N
AKBowermanScreensaver656Mulder (lovingly) seduces Scully at work one day.N
AlisiaKSleeping
on the Job
2846Mulder's caught taking a quick nap.N
AllikizmeSkinner's
Dilemma
2567Poor Skinner keeps finding his golden pair in compromising positions, and it's getting a little out of hand.M
AllThingsXScenic
Route
4799Mulder goes to check on his partner who has been spending many hours at the lab trying to discover
answers about the virus she was exposed to.
N
AllThingsXMidnight Sinderella Series16635Not everything turns into a
pumpkin at midnight! Pure fluff-not big on plot, but smut abounds!!!!!!!
N
alwaysforyouscullyHot and
Humid
3082Set after Dreamland. AU since this takes place in the basement instead of the bullpen. Since this would
have been awkward in the bullpen, for sure.
M
amanda.jane.graceAfter Tonight2987Scully surprises Mulder late at night in the office, in more ways than one. The fic is incomplete,
but the important part is there.
M
Amorfati32Desk Job3137Mulder and Scully are back in
the basement office. (Revival)
E
Amorfati32Desk Bound781Dana Scully is going to hell.E
Amperage
& Livengoo
Colors28008Round robin craziness - Scully wants Mulder but they keep getting
interrupted and Mulder keeps getting hurt
N
AmyMcClureExpense
Account
1709Our lovable agents get a little carried away in their basement office, and face an untimely interruption.E
AnarchyX-PhileOffice Work5072Scully and Mulder are back in their office tying up loose ends from the Jersey Devil Case. Scully has some
weaknesses when it comes to Mulder and she's finally decided to do something
about it.
M
AndreaAgent Scully's Miracle Cure3042Fine, if you can't loosen my back, you have to give me a blowjob. E
AndreaBaggage2404Scully is dating a widower.N
AndreaWords Of Advice2848Mulder asks Scully's advice on
women.
N
AngelA
Day in the Life
6436An interactive choose your own story story, so you only get office smut if you choose it 😉N
Annette
Gisby
Letting Go1884Relieving some tension.N
Annette
Gisby
Distracted905Mulder livens up a boring meeting. N
anonymouslyme8A Much Needed
Break
2461Scully is finishing up a report for Skinner, but after staring at it for hours she needed a break. Mulder needs it too.M
AnubisKV5The
Accidental Spy
2569You know, they NEVER make these stalls completely private and there was a gap in the corner joint, so I could
see. I’m not a voyeur by nature. *I* don’t like to be watched, but,
I admit I was intrigued.
N
Ashleigh
K
Sexual
Games
2704Being close friends for over 6
years doesn't seem enough.
N
AvalonOffice
Play
5712Scully receives an anonymous
email that heats up the office for her and Mulder.
N
BasementboyAlone Time1193They finally get some alone
time, even if it is in the office.
E
bluebunny100A Moment of
Embarassment to a Moment of Passion
4641Scully cant miss that
bulge.
M
BrandywyneOffice
Games
1279Mulder/Scully battle over who
will look away first.
T
BunnyGumScully
& Mulder
9109When Mulder has another failed attempt at trying to find Samantha, he turns to Scully for comfort and they
realise their love for eachother. Smut/ fluff
M
C SousaPersuasionTechniques4069How exactly did Mulder convince Scully to drop everything and get on the first plane to Los Angeles?
 (The Amazing Maleeni)
E
C SousaNoticing7625Scully notices Mulder and Mulder notices Scully noticing.N
CatwomanRecovering The Satellites3901It's way past Mulder and
Scully's bedtimes... 
N
CerulianSweet
Revenge
3913Mulder is happy. He has a date. [But he's a slimeball.] Scully is not happy. She takes revenge.N
ChaosticVentilationSplinterwood3034Scully gets a splinter.N
CherAOffice
Space
4451PWPN
ChrisCDesktop
Rendezvous
3855 A desk is a terrible thing
to waste! 
E
cmonlauraweremarriednowBirthday
Interruptus
1808Scully and Mulder's plans for
birthday sex go awry. 
T
cmonlauraweremarriednowX-Rayted944For @wtfmulder? @perplexistan
and @frangipanidownunder? who so kindly encouraged me to emerge from lurking
in the shadows and write this based on my 1 AM anon response to @wtfmulder?‘s
ask prompt: where do Mulder and Scully get it on?
M
cmonlauraweremarriednowBare
Witness
1678Mulder and Scully get spooky in
the basement during Sleepless, but they're not alone.
M
coldheartscoldersongsMoment of
Weakness
868Scully refuses to let her cancer
get to her. When it does, Mulder is there to help her through it.
E
CrashQuick
Fix
9221Scully catches Mulder taking
matters into his own hands.
N
CrossedBeamsClose9967Sometimes it takes a little
while to get the ending you want... Inspired by a fellow writer who pointed
out how Dana Scully is queen of speedy orgasms I decided to write something
to shake that up a bit! Post Millenium, NSFW. Utter smut but with a poetic
edge.
E
CultureisDarkBeerRooted in Friendship354596This follows MSR beginning with
"The End" in season five until life leads me in another direction.
I will attempt to be canon compliant. The continuity in the storylines always
bothered me and I always thought MSR deserved more than for it to become an
x-file. This is a result of that nagging, my first attempt at fanfic, and a
labor of love. [There are office tidbits here and there, but I've linked to
Chapter 31 for your enjoyment.]
E
Cybill
& Xfilesopus
Comfortable
Tension
27584 Mulder and Scully are
always filled with tension … this story deals with it.
E
dana_katherine_scullyMulder's
addiction
3695Mulder has an addiction, the
temptation of which he is unable to resist
E
danascullliesMake Me1772Mulder kisses Scully out of
frustration…
N
DashaK
& Gwendolyn
In The
Closet
5230What? You mean we need to have a
plot? Oh, crud. A closet, some smut, a surly man and a morning meeting. Kind
of a sequel to Gwen’s “Crawl Space.” 
N
DavidSThe Painting7592“Mulder,” she said softly,
caressing the syllables, “If you buy that painting, you will not get any for
one month.” “Is this a challenge?” he said, a smile forming.
N
Deana PThe
Date
9958Scully wants to experience a
normal family life before she dies.
T
Debbie
Cullen
When
Scully's Bored
2172Mulder & Scully are called
to a meeting in Kersh’s office — PRONTO! Scully gets bored & a bored
Scully can be trouble! 
M
Deborah
Wells
Walking
the Cage
49293A strange sequence of events are
put into play after a heated argument between Mulder and Scully. 
R
DeiaTerritorial4515With much more confidence, Mulder walked out of his office with every intention of showing Queequeg his place.N
DesFull Circle To The Truth50695Special Agent Diana Fowley. Special Agent Dana Scully. What do they mean to Fox Mulder? Does he know? If
not, how far do you have to go to find the truth? I thought it was time to
find out.
N
Devout2DavidOops1634Mulder and Scully get carried
away in the office.... and find they have an audience.
T
Diadem
& IsaHunter
Will
You Still Love Me? III: From This Moment On
20509How far are you willing to go, and how much will you have to sacrifice, just to learn the truth?Ssequel to
“Will You Still Love Me?” and “Never Tear Us Apart,” and it is necessary to
have read those stories first. [They'll be at the link]
N
DianoraWine
Complete Series
28474Different alcoholic beverages
have different effects. [Have a sip of Wine III for office smut.]
N
DKSculderTime62109Scully moves to Salt Lake City following their trip back from Antarctica. Something tragic happens and Mulder comes back into her life, but is she ready for him?M
dkscully0223Bad Mood2265Mulder is in a bad mood. In a very bad mood. And takes it out on Scully, in more way than one. WARNING:
contains initially non-consensual sex
M
doggettfannScully's
Gift
2824Mulder buys Scully a new gift
that leaves her completely under his control
E
DomParkerPrecious
Things
14811Mulder, as usual, screws things up for him and Scully. But will she forgive him once he realizes what he's done? Does he need to feel sorry in the first place? And why does he act like such a crybaby anyway?N
DonnileeH is for Hot
Blooded
15320Scully babbles during a daydream prompted by a friend, and Mulder responds.E
DonnileeF is for Foreplay13648 Scully gets hit on by a
rude fellow pathologist and spills the beans to Mulder, prompting him to try
to make it all better.
N
DonnileeForeplay With
Results
14076Scully's take on the events of
"F is for Foreplay"
N
DonnileeYule Vibrations7631Scully get a remote control toy for xmasN
DrAmbuguousIsosceles8633Mulder puts on his shining
armor, but his plans are upset when he finds out about what happened in the elevator [in Triangle]!
N
DrDanaScullyMulderForbidden
Fruit
14622Does an Apple a day really keep the doctor away? Mulder hopes not.E
DreamshaperClaimed3263This is the hardest part of
writing—summarizing. Suffice it to say that there’s fluff, sex, and expense
reports 😉
N
DryadClicheville:
Office
2416Scully's got great gams.M
EleanoreCatalyst3834Scully has a date, and takes
advantage of the situation to shake Mulder out of their static relationship.
E
EmmaDFalling,
An Exerpt (Ch 39)
1736This is part of a chapter from a longer fic on Goss, but I thought this scene worked well as a standalone. You can find the full fic and its predecessor on Goss.N
Eponine119Locale1389I wrote this one mainly as a
response to Sarah Stegall’s suggestion that the romance stories could use some fresh locals. So enjoy, people - and remember it’s supposed to be amusing. It is also appropriate for all readers.
PG
EvieLouiseTootsie Pop I, II & III42775After returning from an
assignment where Mulder inadvertantly caught sight of Scully in her underwear, a cliched evening of boring paperwork was made more interesting by Mulder seeing even more of Scully.
N
FalconerSynthesis3841Scully finally can't ignore her loneliness and forces Mulder to recognize his own and their mutual need.R
FatCatThe
Urge To Merge
15308The relationship that culminated in marriage in Scully's Pride is remembered by Dana Scully-Mulder. N
FlynnX
Post Facto
7783[No summary - just the warning:
PLEASE NOTE: RAMPANT SILLINESS ABOUNDS. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.]
E
FlywomanMute Persuasion3623A little springtime MSR
interlude set just before “Patient X.” What’s the catch, you ask?
N
ForteJust Desserts3950When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. N
FoxDesks
and Dust
3261A late night at the office and Mulder's usual apathetic behavior forces he and Scully to confront their
demons of anger in a *physical* way, where a violent release escalates into
something more...  
N
Foxhunt2blueCandy
Coating
2214M&Ms and seduction, need I say more?R
FrangipanidownunderWalking
the Tightrope
7946Scully and Ethan are together.
But for how long?
M
FrangipanidownunderOpen Door399Prompt: Diana walks in on Mulder going down on Scully E
GenieVBKick
Ass
6164If Scully and Mulder got into a fight, a real fight, with some actual physical contact, who would win? (Based on an idea found during a random X-Files 'Net surf). sex-comedyM
GeorgiaThe Dice3645I should stay out of Mulder's
desk drawer
E
GillianinChainsSex
Happens
3390Events that happen over a set
period of time in which M&S have slips of morality 
M
GillianinChainsFlirting6244Scully is angry about some
slides, and a fight turns physical.   [This might be missing the start].
N
GilliansDavidIn Flagrante Delicto1155Mulder and Scully are early for a meeting with Skinner and pass the time in his office until he gets there.M
gillovnyafIt's been
a long week
5907Thinking of having a little fun with Mulder at work, Scully decides to use the gift she got from Monica.M
Girlie_Girl7A
Story They Won't Be Telling Their Grandkids
2905“How could this happen. How could something like this happen to me! What if this gets back to the bureau.
Oh, how embarrassing!” Dana Scully stepped from her shower for the third time
today. “Shit this stuff is never gonna come off. I swear I’m going to kill
Mulder!”
N
h0ldthiscatChristening1113"Why haven't we ever had sex at work?"E
hallwaypersonPrompt:
Will you look at me?
1517Angry angst with a hint of
hotness.
T
HayleyMcBBail2077Scully gets a 3am call to bail
Mulder out of jail. 
N
HaywardeEros759MSR smut prompts from Tumblr. [sorry i haven't marked the appropriate chapter]M
HazmatThe
Tempest
8279On their way home Mulder and Scully have a rather unexpected encounter that changes their relationship
completely...
N
HipsBeforeHands1987Office Days
of Yore
628I have this head canon that our favorite agents did the deed once in the office during the season of secret
sex. Scully, being ever so professional, swore Mulder to never speak of it.
Mulder does not obey. 
M
icedteainthebagA Little
Higher
1576He's so glad her office door
locks.
E
icedteainthebagReflection1508There was no turning back.E
IfMulderCouldSeeMeNowBack in the
Saddle
918Scully checks on Mulder after he doesn't come home.E
i-gaze-at-scullyIkke Uten Deg745Unsexy Files - dod kalmE
IrenaThe Untold Story2527Jose Chung - what happened the night they ended up in the room together.N
IsaHunterSo Cruel | So Cruel: To Be So Kind7125Scully gets some long-awaited revenge.N
Jacquie
LaVa
Broom Closet5350They had a rule: no sex in the *office*N
Jacquie
LaVa
The
Foot to Johnson Ratio I
8655 A bathroom, gossiping
women and a 'need-to-know'
N
Jacquie
LaVa & TBishop
One-Upmanship44341To keep a great relationship
going requires imagination and creativity - and our erstwhile FBI agents
become a little too successful for their own good
N
Jacquie
LaVa & Tess
Morning
Basement Frolic
8342He came in late and forgot the latte Mulder's a doomed man. Or is he?N
Jada
Rene
Desk
Job
1386PWP office smutN
Jada
Rene
Payback's a Redhead748Sequel to “Work For It.” Smut.N
JadeBlueAfterglowHeatwave2072Mulder and Scully and Ice cream need I say more 😛N
Jamie
Tan
Fair
is Fair
3032The air conditioner in the
office is broken.
N
JennaI Need
You
4517Who knew Mulder liked the music of Paula Abdul?N
Jess MMutual
2: Son of Mutual
4291Back by popular demand, Mulder and Scully continue to prove to each other that the feeling is... you got it,
Mutual.
N
JGCaught in the Act | So Busted1138Mulder and Scully get a talking to about ...well you'll see.T
JHallmarkThis Is Heaven8338After working on a case similar
to the Kindred, Mulder finds Scully taking sexual advantage of him everywhere
he turns. He gives in, they get it on, and then the sexual stimulant wears
off. They deal with the feelings and situations that have arisen.
N
JohnieExpiation3472Mulder demands a confession from Scully after Never Again.N
Joke An
Alien Reindeer
M & S Have Wild Passionate Intercourse562Mulder and Scully Have Wild
Passionate Intercourse. Badfic.
N
Jori
& MoJo
Drive Away7146After sitting through a 'guy
flick,' a slightly drunken Scully grants Mulder three wishes and fun ensues.
 Post episode for Je Souhaite 
N
JrcmuffyMulder's
Love Muscle
1012Post FPS therapeutic massageN
K RaschWords to Live By19508The Smoker and his buddies are on to our heroes' relationship.  In order to save Mulder, Scully must
leave him. But will she be strong enough to do either? Part of the Words series.
N
Katherinexx1Office4429Just an ordinary day at the
office.
M
Katrinka
& Gssphantom
Rohelisse
Soitma
5631Mulder and Scully go away for a company get together. Mulder walks out, and Scully later follows. Things then
get very intresting from there.
N
K RochRight Now2028Office smut [You might notice some obvious disguising of this author's name. This is because they don't want their original name shared]
R
KellyMorelandBreaking
Point
1378Anger, passion, and grief are
related, remember that.
N
KellyMorelandFighting
Words
1177At that exact moment, Mulder
snapped.
N
KellyMorelandWillow
Park Aftermath
2208Post X-Cops - Scully gets ticked at the way Mulder acted in Willow Park.N
KirstenKAutopsy Fun Aftermath2599Time to pay the piper N
LaurieCabPunishing
Agent Phillips
4701Another federal agent just can’t
seem to stop harassing Mulder.
N
leiascullyIn flagrante960They were fucking in the back section of the office when Skinner knocked on the door.M
Leyla
Harrison
Pizza
And A Beer
3889Mulder and Scully decide to find out if there’s any chemistry between them.N
Leyla
Harrison
Recovery3339Post-Memento Mori, Scully
suffers some serious angst over her diagnosis.  A
little conversation between her and Mulder in the office leads to much
more.
E
lilbexiBreathless4798Scully decides to turn the
tables on Mulder and see how he reacts to sexual innuendo. His reaction is oh
so much better than she expects.
N
LilithFlavors Series8535Scully receives a series of
disturbing birthday surprises.
R
Lilith84Release2427Post-Millennium one shot. Mulder can't stop thinking about the New Year's kiss and decides to do something
about it. Shameless PWP.
M
liveonthesunUnexpected929It isn't exactly what he is
expecting to see when he walks into the office, but that doesn't make it any
less wonderful. There she is, Dana Scully, lounging back in his chair with
her feet propped up on his desk, wearing nothing but a black lace bra, black
lace panties, black lace thigh highs, and black four-inch stilettos. Her hair
is curly, mussed around her face.
E
liveonthesunJust Another
One of Those Days
666There are days when Scully walks into the office and immediately knows she isn't going to be able to
concentrate on anything. Today is one of those days.
M
LizziWarehamBirthday Treat3043It's Scully's birthday, and what
Scully wants, Scully gets!!
N
Madeleine
Partous
Ode
To Paula Graves' "Sleep is Sweeter"
3074Forget Jose Chung, fake alien autopsies and sweet potato pie. The real X-File? What actually happened in
the motel room that night…
N
MichaelaHurry2191it was the name of the game. Find a situation where time was of the essence, then go at it like a couple of sailors on shore leave before the time ran out. Extending it as long as
possible. If there was any danger of getting caught, so much the better.
N
Mimic117Process of
Elimination: Desk Jockey
3643Mulder shows Scully a thing or two about being adventurous.E
Mimic117Play Back4715Maybe it just takes something
going wrong at the crucial moment to set the cosmic video recorder on rewind.
  A couple of scenes we didn’t see toward the end of Monday. Written for
the Fandomonium Virtual Season of Smut, Season 6
N
MirandaPowellThree
Years Coming
777Things heat up in the officeN
mldrgrlLet Bygones
Be Bygones
2530Post En Ami/Chimera smut. Mulder's still just a wee bit mad about
Scully running off and Scully's just angry that he can't let it go.
M
MoJoTarnished
Halo
3397Mulder delves into Scully’s
religious morals.  Post Field Trip.
N
MoniNothing
To Do In A Basement???
2147Scully finds something
interesting to do in the basement
N
MonikaFileFanThe
Eleventh Hour
11747Mulder and Scully are stuck in an elevator together with a possible threat looming in the Hoover Building.E
MonikaFileFanSeed Of
Burning Obsession
3034Scully's secret obsession
finally manifests itself.
E
msrafterdarkOffice Bliss [from Ficlets (Tumblr Prompt)]11259Miscellaneous ficlets I have
written from prompts I have been sent on Tumblr. Link will go to Chapter
18-19: Office Bliss: Prompt: Can you do a fic about Scully going down on Mulder in the office while he's on an important work-related phone call?
E
Mulderist1013Another
Day At The Office
1110You take me to the top, I'm
ready for Whatever it takes 'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins -
"Whatever It Takes", Imagine Dragons
E
muldertxf...You
didn't knock.
526Scully's latest clash with
Deputy Director Kersh is immediately forgotten as she walks in on Mulder
being, well...Mulder.
T
MultipleOooh
Baby (A Collaboration for Char)
17599A birthday gift for Char, a
group of fics by various authors which all include Mulder calling Scully
'Baby.' [The office is in part 14]
R
MyOwnSuperintendentSix Ways To
Warm Up A Cold Basement
4563It's February, and the heat in the X Files office is broken. Mulder and Scully try to find ways to deal with
the problem.
M
Narida
Law
Worth Breaking90727Mulder and Scully embark on a relationship neither is able to handle, and the question of what is or isn’t
worth breaking must be answered.
N
neednotOuroboros1807"Why were... why were you
with him?" The hurt in his voice is plain. Aching, and it just makes her angrier. She arches an eyebrow. "I thought you could figure that out, Mulder."
E
NicholeDirty Woman2545Written in Mulder’s POV. Mulder is inspired to fantasize about his partner while listening to a song. -That
is until his fantasies finally come true
N
NicoleEnough I
& II
5583Post Gethsemane angry sex and the aftermath.N
NikkiCBugs888Eavesdropping on someone else’s fun.R
NYShippersUnderstand2323Mulder and Scully deal with the trust and Fowley issues that arose in The Beginning in their own special way.
Picks up where the episode ended. (Yes, it's mind candy.)
N
Obfusc8erDifferential
Diagnosis
4740PWP, Scully has an accident in
the office
N
OKayValRamp
IV: From Every Angle
5381Mulder can't wait, as usual.
Fourth story in the "Ramp" series.
N
OKayValThe Joy of Spam2050How to liven up a slow morning at the FBI N
OKayValInner Light4234 "A nice trip to the
forest, my ass." Scenes and post-ep for Darkness Falls
N
OKayValUnder A Wolf Dog Moon2007Don't underestimate a woman.” Scenes and post-ep for Alpha.N
OneMillionandNinePrestidigitation1786The missing scene from Per
Manum, where Scully asks Mulder THE BIG QUESTION
N
Orphan
account formerly known as markwatneyandensemble
Fucking in
Skinners Office
1014[spoiler alert] They fuck in
skinners office.
M
Para8diceSkin Against Skin1735Post Never Again, Scully gives Mulder a piece of her mind and he has to grow up a little and do what we've all been waiting for.N
PDRed Bulb Diaries
(or My Kingdom For A Photomat)
2668Scully gets really, really - no, mean really mad. Mulder gets a facelift, manually. Walter Skinner gets an
eye-full. And somewhere, a Photomat attendant is in a fetal position in the
corner of his booth.
T
peacenik0Oral Exam
in the Office
1686Prompt: Can you please write something sweet and soft about mulder eating Scully out. Some oral sex in the office, that's pretty much it.E
PhilePhreakCaught in the Act3735Mulder and Scully are going to
get caught in the act in various places and positions. Definitely MSR and
NC-17. These are all vignettes that are intended to be humorous, therefore
each chapter can stand alone yet some are continuous.
E
PiecesOfScullyNot Today1698Scully doesn't want to do the
paperwork.
E
PiecesOfScullyManual Labor2489It's Season 7 smut. That's it.E
PlausibleDeniabilityIced
Tea
3220Mulder fantasizes, with
apologies to James Thurber.
N
PMEpiphanyVideo
Cupid
1790Rated P for very porny
indeed. A cupid leaves them videos.
N
Rachel
Howard
Without Reason3496Post-Kitsunegari angst-o-rama which descends pretty quickly into pure mind candy.N
Rachel
Wilder
Happy Birthday Baby2400Scully helps Mulder celebrate
the birthday he missed.
R
randomshoes42So, am I
forgiven?
1130This is my first foray into the world of fan fiction, so please be gentle with me! This is a PWP, written
from Mulder's POV. It doesn't fit anywhere in the storyline really.
M
RedValerianPick Any
Number
4184Scully is about to discover what Mulder has been hiding on his hard-drive.E
SassSexandSmutTwo Spooky
Agents Get It On Over Some Redwood
2679It's a normal day in the office and Scully wants him now... Mulder and Scully get it on in the office.E
SatinaOutfoxed14653Scully has a new boyfriend.
Mulder doesn’t like him. Not all is what it seems. Smut ensues.
N
SatinaIf I Were Him653Man I can tell you what I'd do
if I were Mulder.
E
SatinaIf I Were Her962Mmmm...I can tell you what I'd do if I were Scully.E
SatinaNot Everything is About You3982You know, this is unacceptable.
If he’s going to treat me like I’m his slave, he’s gonna learn to do it
right.
N
scapegrace74Desk1366Mulder and Scully have a dirty fight in the office. It gets dirtier.M
Sculder
(Philer4Ever)
A Penny
For Your Thoughts
3278One partner is thinking impure thoughts about the other.E
scully-eats-sushiComing Out of It1064 xfpb prompt no.78: Hurt/comfort, nipple sucking, breast worship, the officeM
ScullyGolightlyThat's What
He Said
4642Some not so idle chit chat in
the office.
E
ShannonK107742Skinner has a bad week but is rewarded in ways he could not even have hoped for.N
ShannonKJust Fine4392In the aftermath of the big
first time, Mulder and Scully figure out that it’s really okay.
E
ShannonoFirst Day Back1566Season 8 MSR, humor of sorts, reunionfic of sorts, but mostly just your standard PWPN
ShinkaiMulder's
Message
9378Mulder accidentally hits record on the office answering machine.  scully punishes him. A sequel,
Scully's Response, is available at the same Gossamer link.
N
Singing_ViolinAnother
Boring Day at the Office
981Oops...Scully inserted the wrong videocasette. Mulder walks in on Scully enjoying herself to one of his videos
he left out.
T
somekindofseizureSubterranean
Pool
6748Mulder and Scully in their
office - Season 7 vs. Season 10.
E
somekindofseizureSecond Desk5134After Scully gets out of the
hospital in "Never Again," Mulder gets to see Scully's tattoo, and Scully gets a desk.
M
SoodohnimhTwo Steps
Forward
3255Post Never Again with
ILikeItRoughScully.
E
SoodohnimhSlow Drag3523SmutE
soulgyrlOne Night In
The Basement
7392Mulder and Scully have been back at it for about three months, working, once again, out of their beautiful,
basement office. The couple get stuck there for a night due to a freak,
late-winter snow storm. Silliness and hormones eventually take over...okay
helped along by a little hootch.
M
Spooky66Late Night
at the Lab
1865Mulder and Scully have been sleeping together for a little less than a week when Mulder reveals a fantasy
he has always had about her.
E
Spooky66Prompt 24/28425“It’s your first day back,
you’re in remission, and we need to celebrate.” 
M
Spooky66Punishment1533SO! I threw around the idea that Mulder likes to be spanked and was asked to write it! E
StarLushShortcomings2258Scully is tired of Mulder's
insults. This and the next two stories are part of the same fic series but
each link goes to the relevant chapter.
M
StarLushTruth or Dare2292A bored Mulder talks Scully into a game of Truth or Dare in the office.
M
StarLushCaught1893Skinner sets up a 7:30 meeting. Mulder and Scully arrive early and make good use of their time…M
TarynCLove, Hollywood Style2523This is in response to a spoiler from Hollywood A.D. I haven't seen the episode, obviously, but it's LOOSELY
based on the premise of that episode.
N
TarynCKnow
Thy En Ami
3391It takes place before, during
and after En Ami.  
N
TBishopTouch Me Again2392Sequel to ‘One Touch’. It’s all about sex boys and girls.N
TBishopThe
Storm Has Broken
2670Smut circa all things.N
TBishop
& Jacquie LaVa
Cashmere
Sweater
4638It was the cashmere sweater that
did it.  I've always had a thing for cashmere, so soft and warm and
inviting - kind of like Scully.
R
TeaGirl42Life Begins26829Scully is fed up and irritable
because her life doesn't seem to be going anywhere... Mulder is just waiting
for a hint... 
E
TeaGirl42Melting the
Ice Queen
15116Overheard conversations, tipsy confessions, an office liaison, plastics mistletoe AND Happily Ever Afters!
It's time for some fluffy festive fun…
M
TeresaHorneFramed
Emotions I & II
2475Don't Take Off Your Glasses: After a moment of watching Mulder working while wearing those glasses of his, Scully decides that it's time to take their relationship a bit further.
What a Spectacle: Picking up where “Don’t Take Off Your Glasses” left off,
Mulder and Scully manage to get down to the parking garage before… well,
let’s just say some glasses are fogging up, and they’re not mine ;D
PG
TexxasRoseLoose Ends5414Scully is dying, but before she goes, she’s going to tie up some loose ends in Mulder’s life, !character
death
T
thefallfilesOffice
Mishap
2140Suddenly he was standing right next to her, towering over the smaller FBI agent. His hands pressed to the
back of his chair, arms now resting on either side of her head. “What are you
doing, Scully?” He asked quietly, a pointless question considering he knew
exactly what she was doing.
M
ToateVoyeuristic
Tendencies
1079Work, love and voyeurism in the basement.N
tryceeOffice Sex2530One Saturday morning, Mulder can't resist.M
TwilightWaltersForever And
Always
5161After the events of ‘Never
Again’ Agent Scully decides she really needs to get a life. 
M
untapdtreasureForever
and Always Again
1060The elevator door slides open, and just as I'm about to step inside, I hear him.M
veredgfA Brief of
Fresh Air…
1310Avoiding Friday debriefing
meetings was a mission.
M
VivAfter Aubrey4127Scenes and post-ep for Aubrey.N
WhiteRaevynBreaking
The Iron Curtain
5040In this story, Scully and Mulder receive a little help breaking down the barriers from a friend they didn't
know they had, which means, yes, they do have sex in this story.
N
WickdzootThe Sweet Smell of X-Cess48737[There's no summary but this should give you an idea: RATED NC-17 for bad language, explicit and unusual
sexual situations, and general subversiveness and depravity.]
N
WinkBlack Boxers & Strawberry Hair1314Parody. A little on the
silly side.
N
Wishful13Musings
of an FBI Elevator
3979Third person point of view of
Mulder and Scully.
N
WitchBabyStakeout Series3943Mulder gets some eye candy while on a stakeout. R
writer_tempWake Up1877K, um, this is just 100% pure smuttage. Frisky Scully? Puh-leese. Don’t even bother looking for a plot. If
you find one, see a shrink
N
wtfmulderOver the
Knee and Back With You
1598Tumblr prompt: Office sex.
Scully wants to help Mulder fight ennui.
M
wtfmulderfile it
under x 1-20 + extras
13220NSFW prompts & drabbles. I swore to myself I'd never do the whole "xxx" pun but I did.
 For office smut, try chapters 1, 17 and 19.
E
wtfmulderThe Grunt Work1589Scully's on a mission to kill
Mulder's ennui. 
M
wtfmuldertrapped in
the closet
2994Scully and Mulder are trapped in Kersh's closet -- how do they pass the time?E
wtfmulderoral
thesis on ontology
1978Mulder escapes the office party to appreciate his partner.E
wtfmuldertoo
crowded in the basement
1353Mulder and Scully spend another
Saturday in the office. Prompts: Diana walks in on Mulder going down on
Scully, Scully nervous during first time oral.
E
XAngel
(Emily Sim)
Cabinets & Desks & Chairs, Oh My!6965Scully is sick of watching
Mulder lap up the attention given to him by other women.
N
XTeaserAmong Papers4308Mulder realizes one of his
fantasies by taking Scully to a secret place.
E
XxareogirliexXLate Night Encounter2969Mulder is working late and
Scully finds him doing something private. Hehe. 😉 
N
YonadaNot
The Call They Were Waiting For
3086Two agents, a small room and
phone sex. Wire tap duty gets interesting.
N
YonadaPenny
For Your Thoughts
2755After Tunguska/Terma, Scully
tells Mulder her fear that he wouldn't come back.
N
YvonneRichardsThrough Your Eyes15167Mulder begins to see a little
more clearly than before. 
N

I hope they all fit the bill. I discovered when I was trying to add tags from my scrawlings I jot down in the dark that my shorthand might need some revision. At the moment I have three very similar circular tags: O = office, 0 = Diana Fowley, and ○ = wedding, so if you find any mistagged fics please let me know.

MS Office is a PITA. I might need to try a different spreadsheet program. Even after I bulk edit a lot of the superfluous html, it still adds stupid line breaks and I get really tired of removing them manually, so you’ll have to overlook a lot of those in this list.

Flirting by gillianinchains

Title: Flirting
Author: gillianinchains
Rating: necessary NC-17
Categories: MSR RST H
Summary: casual office flirting goes way too far. Smut ensues.
Spoilers: not really
Timeline: season seven, after the whole Samantha thing finally died.

Disclaimer: The characters of Mulder and Scully DO NOT Belong to me (der-hey, unless the creator of the “X-Files” is actually a party girl from Minnesota and not a surfer god from California), they do belong to Chris Carter, 1013, etc. etc. and if I *were* getting paid for this, I would never have to eat McDonald’s ever again. But I’m not, so I do. Now, on with the show.

Continue reading Flirting by gillianinchains

22 First Times: Office Edition

Welcome to the new domain.  The plan is to update the existing lists and and repost them on tumblr, but real life keeps inserting itself into my fun time, so a quick First Time list will have to do for now.

I didn’t notice until I compiled this list how often they fight in the office before their first sexual encounter, so expect a little rough stuff.

I’ve decided to try a new system with the Gossamer links.  I’ve gone back to linking to the author page, and I’ve added a directive that should stop the spiderbots from following the links. I’m just doing it with obvious pen names for now  while I see how it goes. OK, on with the smut.

Author/sTitleWordsCommentsRated
alwaysforyouscullyHot and Humid3082Set after Dreamland. AU since this takes place in the basement instead of the bullpen. Since this would have been awkward in the bullpen, for sure.M
AndreaBaggage2404Scully is dating a widower.N
AndreaWords Of Advice2848Mulder asks Scully's advice on
women and things progress.
N
bluebunny100A
Moment of Embarassment to a Moment of Passion
4641Scully cant miss that bulge.M
ClaudiaSNoticing7625Scully notices Mulder and Mulder notices Scully noticing.E
dana_katherine_scullyMulder's
addiction
3695Mulder has an addiction, the
temptation of which he is unable to resist
E
DonnileeH is
for Hot Blooded
15320Scully babbles during a daydream prompted by a friend, and Mulder responds.E
FalconerSynthesis3841Scully finally can't ignore her loneliness and forces Mulder to recognize his own and their mutual need.R
Foxhunt2blueCandy Coating2214M&Ms and seduction, need I say more?R
GenieVBKick Ass6164If Scully and Mulder got into a fight, a real fight, with some actual physical contact, who would win? M
HayleyMcBeyBail2077Scully gets a 3am call to bail Mulder out of jail.N
JamieTFair is Fair3032The air conditioner in the office is broken.N
lilbexiBreathless4798Scully decides to turn the
tables on Mulder and see how he reacts to sexual innuendo. His reaction is oh
so much better than she expects.  
N
MoniNothing To Do In A Basement???2147Scully finds something
interesting to do in the basement
N
neednotOuroboros1807"Why were... why were you
with him?" The hurt in his voice is plain. Aching, and it just makes her angrier. She arches an eyebrow. "I thought you could figure that out, Mulder."
E
OKayValUnder
A Wolf Dog Moon 
2007“Don’t underestimate a woman.” Scenes and post-ep for Alpha.N
Para8diceSkin Against Skin1735Post Never Again, Scully gives Mulder a piece of her mind and he has to grow up a little and do what we’ve
all been waiting for.
N
ScapegraceDesk1366Mulder and Scully have a dirty fight in the office. It gets dirtier.M
TwilightWaltersForever
And Always
5161After the events of 'Never Again' Agent Scully decides she really needs to get a life. M
untapdtreasureForever
and Always Again
1060The elevator door slides open, and just as I'm about to step inside, I hear him.M
XAngel
(Emily Sim)
Cabinets & Desks & Chairs, Oh My!6965Scully is sick of watching Mulder lap up the attention given to him by other women.N
YonadaPenny For Your Thoughts2755After Tunguska/Terma, Scully tells Mulder her fear that he wouldn't come back.N

MSR Fic List: Substitution

As the famous song goes, if you can’t be with the one you love, honey, find a substitute.  This is something our favourite agents tend to do often.  Whether it’s porn, a prostitute, or a look-alike love interest it doesn’t matter.

This is the substitution list, as requested for the Discord XF Book Club for a bit of light reading.  Sorry it’s taken me so long to get it happening. And although the request was for Mulder, I thought Scully deserved a little bit of the action too.

As usual, Gossamer fics have a five digit number after the author’s name to locate them easily in the search page the link takes you to.  This is another one I’m too tired to delete all the remnants from conversion from, but I’ll try to do it in the morning (it’s past my bedtime as I post this.)

On with the list. This one has an extra column with the category the fic falls into.  You’ll need a bit of a key for those:

S = Stripper
V= Porn Video
P= Prositute
Ph = Phone Sex Operator
M = Porn Magazine
O = Other
L = Look-alikes

Author/s
(GossID)
TitleWordsCommentsRated 
akaJakeThe Repeat
Customer
1860“What’s your pleasure tonight, Marty?” Post-Ep for “The Host” MP
Amber
(11067)
Hunters Moon
Series
14958Scully goes on a girl's night
out.
MS, L
AndreaPreferences3655Scully needs to do more research
after watching some of Mulder's tapes that aren't his.
MV
AndreaWoman Enough5116Alcohol induced
confessions.
MS
BanluDancer1065Watching the watcher.
 
NS, L
Beduini
& MTaylorHarrison
An Alluring Indiscretion72658A working girl, a senator, and
murder.
NP, L
BidieMcCuchollCinnamon
Calling
4284  Mulder receives a free
phone call as a “valued customer” from his favorite 900# phone sex service.
When the conversation takes a turn toward the erotic, Mulder reveals some
intensely intimate feelings about Scully to a perfect stranger, plunging himself
into a whirlwind of decadent fantasies about his sexy FBI partner.
MPh, L
BidieMcCuchollMandrake's
Message
13960Sequel to “Cinnamon
Calling”.
MPh
BidieMcCuchollSpooky Says10075The finale of a three-part
trilogy which includes “Cinnamon Calling” and “Mandrake’s Message”.
MPh
Brekke
(11138)
Temporary
Stresses
2785Tensions are high. Something is
going to blow.
MV
Carrie-Leanne
(14895)
The Tale Of Dana
ScullyÂ’s Bored/Board
7472Scully has a secret order to pick up from a mysterious shop. Mulder being nosy is determined to find out what it is. Fun and smut ensues.MO, L
CM
(10157)
Caught Red Handed815“He had been waiting for this
all day…”
MV, L
DashaKMusings Of A Professional Girl2680 A professional girl talks
about her life and the most curious client she ever had.
TP, L
DashaK
& PlausibleDeniability
The Professional56266A woman from Mulder’s past returns, desperately needing his and Scully’s help. NV, L
DHearneRotten
Influence
1584My favorite moment in “Hell
Money” is when Scully makes a bad joke during an autopsy and Mulder smiles
while wincing at the same time. This story is kind of an expansion on that
moment.
TV
DonnileeP is for Perverted31481During the course of an
emotional investigation, Scully discovers a huge secret of MulderÂ’s,
realizing she doesnÂ’t know as much about him as she thought she did.
MP, L
FatCatLeaning I
& Leaning II: The Seduction
46350Leaning & Leaning 2: The Seduction

i A series of misunderstandings step in to enlighten Mulder and
Scully

ii  The relationship that was exposed
in Leaning I continues to develop, despite a non-X-File case and an outside
threat to their commitment.

MV
FindingFijiCuriosity8889“Mulder, why are men so
attracted to pornography?” He smirked before he realized that I was asking in
earnest. “ThatÂ’s a loaded question, Scully.”  Â“I know.” I replied.
MM, L
Fran
Hartman
Wicked7978Scully has been hiring a faux
Mulder to fulfil certain duties.  Real Mulder finds out and sends
himself in as a replacementÂ…
NP, L
ImpossiblePrincessA Professional2727Scully hires a professional to
help her out.  He becomes addictive.
NP
JelynaSweet
Torture
8398A ‘women’s survival seminar’ sends Scully on a power trip ….MV
JennaToomsGirlX18139A bored Mulder makes an
interesting phone call Â… and discovers the value of whatÂ’s on the other end
of the line.
NPh, L
JessicaTaylor
(10333)
Red I & II22663i Mulder's new girlfriend bears
a striking resemblance to Scully. Meanwhile, Scully is sad and lonely since
he is spending his time with someone else.

ii A continuation of the events in "Red". Fearing more
miscommunication, Mulder turns to Scully when she's sleeping to help fix
their relationship.
ML
JHallmarkDamage Wrought by a Trip to Philadelphia28878Mulder reacts to the events in
"Never Again."  
NV, L
KatherineBentonExploring
Desires
101775When Mulder and Scully work with
a new agent, his entry into their lives causes months of intense angst for
everyone involved. 
MV
KristelOxleyJohnsAphrodisia150000Mulder and Scully explore trust
and control issues as they embark upon a D/s relationship. [This is a seven
part series, but the relevant fic for this list is in part 1.]
NV
LisaIntimate
Deception I - IV
6020i Fantasy: Mulder indulgences
his fantasies in an unusual way. 

ii Betrayal:  Fantasy and reality come together, much to MulderÂ’s
dismay.

iii Disclosure:  Mulder decides to confess to Scully. 

iv Reality:   Mulder learns reality is better than fantasy.
NP, L
LovesFoxMistakes7941“Mistakes are the portal of
discovery” 
RL
MarieEndresAn Immodest Proposal1883Scully finds a video and wants
to know why Mulder still has them.
PGV
MoJoGirl 775867Resolving sexual tensionÂ…summer
smutÂ…

Mulder's favourite dancer has been murdered 
NS
MysticSex
Offenders
2149Thought IÂ’d go off the deep end,
do something IÂ’ve never done before, and write one that uses the word sex a
few times (which IÂ’m sure will attract many people to the story :). No, the
characters will not be having any. 
TV
OneMillionandNineAll
The Lies That Are My Life
8926Our heroes work a few things outMP
OneMillionandNinePrestidigitation1786The missing scene from Per
Manum, where Scully asks Mulder THE BIG QUESTION
NV
OnlyTheInevitableWords of
Lust
134555Their attraction to each other
is something that can't be ignored. A compilation of Mulder and Scully's
desires through one-word prompts. MSR. The video/substitute fic is Chapter
10: Join. 
EV, L
PiperSargassoTempestuous15574While investigating a case in
Southern Indiana, Mulder and Scully are brought together under unusual
circumstances. 
MV, L
PMEpiphanyVideo Cupid1790Rated P for very porny
indeed. A cupid leaves them videos.
MV
Rachel
Anton
Three Months I & II14677i A story about self-doubt and
desperation.

ii Mulder faces the consequences of his actions and they are not
what he expects

It was February already. Almost Scully's birthday again. Three months had
passed. Three months since Scully's cancer had miraculously and mysteriously
gone into remission. And four months since Fox Mulder had made a promise to
himself. A promise he'd been sure he would have the guts to keep.
MP, L
Rachel
Howard
Show1997Scully bails Mulder out after
he's arrested in a gentlemen's club watching a 14yo stripper.  
TS
ReddyMulder
& His Free Fucking Porn
1416Sex. f/f? kinda,.. voyeurism ?
slightly .... erotic?  Semi Scully Slash
EV
SatinaOutfoxed14653Scully has a new boyfriend.
Mulder doesnÂ’t like him. Not all is what it seems. Smut ensues.
NL
ShinkaiMeeting The Invisible Man16591Pre X-Files A 20 year old Dana
Scully on vacation in London meets Fox Mulder, an Oxford Ph.D. Candidate. A
platonic relationship develops that takes a serious detour when she is
brutally raped just before returning to the States. Graphic violence and sex
Part 2-8 years later, they meet again as partnersÂ….

Carries on as part of a series: The IM Series

!! rape, miscarriage, domestic violence
NV,M
Singing_ViolinAnother
Boring Day at the Office
981Oops...Scully inserted the wrong
videocasette.
TV
Sister
Zooey
Redhead
Dancing Girl
2529GirlyScully. We all know it's in
there and it's so damn **nice** to bring it out. I promise you won't require
any fillings after reading this, though.  [Scully's thoughts after the
Millennium kiss. It's the first in a series which is all available at the
link.]
MS, L
Spooky66Surprises1267Mulder discovers that Scully has
interesting taste in movies.
TV
Ten
(10459)
The Scene785On a whim, Scully watches one of
MulderÂ’s videos and makes an interesting discoveryÂ…
RV, L
TrinityX/AngXRole Play2741Diana Fowley takes her best
shot, Mulder tries to take his
MV
WildafoxMaking It Carnal2232“Scully, you’re making this
personal.”
NV, L
WildwingSuzSex and
Flexibility or, Not Sense and Sensibility
5700Mulder trusts Scully with one of
his fantasies.
EV
WylfcynneConvalescing3674After Brand X... M & S have
some confessions,
MV, L
wynterscafeCaught1550Scully catches Mulder during a
private moment.
EV

There’s another list for Those Videos That Aren’t Theirs which may have more smut.

A Fascicle of Favourite First Time Fucking Fics

All the general 50 favourites lists combined.

I must confess the title is perhaps a little misleading in that there’s not actual fucking in every fic.  Some are first time intimacy of other descriptions, but unfortunately ‘intimacy’ doesn’t fit with the alliteration.

These fics are all faves, but they may be favourites for different reasons.  Some make me laugh, some fit neatly with my head canon, some are really well written, some fulfil my never-ending hunger for angst, some have very steamy smut scenes, and some make me squeal with delight as they work in my favourite tropes.  Most fics on the favourites lists will be a combination of those in varying measures.  It’s a mixed bag, so there would hopefully be something for everyone to enjoy. I’m a sucker for fics from different eras, and I try to share some really hard to find or forgotten fics.   I’ve just completed the fourth 50 fics list and there are some really special fics there, the quality doesn’t seem to be waning at all.  In fact to cut the list down to 50 I had to restrict it to stories that haven’t made other lists and one fic per author.  Believe me, there are many more…

On with the list.  If you’re new here, I’ll warn you that some real names used by authors are abbreviated to protect privacy, meaning I can’t link directly to Gossamer story or author pages because this can result in them being listed on Google.  It’s a little kink in the system that a link can cause the spidering of pages otherwise restricted from appearing in Google, which could result in outing the author’s work to their minor children or prospective employer for example.  I don’t want these lists to cause any stories to be removed so we all have to put up with a little inconvenience.  If there’s a five-digit number after an author’s name it means the link will take you to the goss search page and you can use this number in the “Author ID” field to go straight to their page.

Ok, on with the list.

Author/s + GossIDTitleWordsCommentsRated
THEFIRST50
agoodwomanThe First
Time Series
5557A collection of stories that speculates on their first time together.
M
akaJakeZero Gravity3361One down-to-earth woman. One man with his head in the clouds. A romance
made in heaven? Fate is in the stars. 
M
akaJakeThe Case
of the Exuberant G-Man
16508"What
exactly constitutes 'the X-File of all X-Files,' Mulder?"

"Think 1958. Think Steve McQueen. Think pink."

"You don't mean..."

"Yes! There's been a Blob sighting! How cool is that, Scully?"
  [OK, so itÂ’s a little silly, but itÂ’s fun]
E
AngelShh Listen8189Drunken
bar antics lead to drunken motel antics.
E
AngelaWSeduces
Me
8786A story about love and jealousy.  After The End.M
ApostrophicBaseball
Season
18068“You
cheat,” Scully said, so full of affection it was barely a whisper. The words
more of an endearment each time she said them. The fact that he cheated the
rules of this game— the fact that his brain worked this way— was the reason
she loved him. Him and nobody else. Scully has found more useful things to do
with her time. That donÂ’t include Mulder or baseball. Oh wait, yeah they
do. 
E
BlueSwirlPlatonic14070Mulder
and Scully discuss Platonic Love and define their relationship.  Platonic II -
http://shippers.fredfarm.com/fanfic/stories2/platonic2.txt
M
DesFull Circle To The Truth50695Special
Agent Diana Fowley. Special Agent Dana Scully. What do they mean to Fox
Mulder?  Does he know? If not, how far
do you have to go to find the truth? I thought it was time to find out.  [A little out of character, but then the
same could be said of the majority of stories on this list.]
M
DomParkerPrecious
Things
14811Summary:
Mulder, as usual, screws things up for him and Scully. But will she forgive
him once he realizes what heÂ’s done? Does he need to feel sorry in the first
place? And why does he act like such a crybaby anyway?
E
DonnileeCatfight16621Scully
loses her cool and fights for Mulder's honor, revealing more than she meant
to.  What will they do now?
M
DonnileeD
is for Dangerous
20215Mulder
reacts to the comments of some less than friendly police once he gets Scully
alone while investigating a case.   I'm
pretty sure all of Donnilee's alphabet 
series is  first time smut. 
M
DorothyGayleAtonement7795There
is no summary, itÂ’s just smut! Oh, okay, how about this one: Mulder has
insulted Scully and she is determined to make him pay.
M
FranHartmanFire14080A
playful e-mail exchange gets out of hand, and Scully gets more than she ever
expected. PWP.
M
HateBeingAbductedSurprising Who
You Meet In Hell
13888After
a heated argument, Mulder and Scully find themselves in a living hell, not
literally, thankfully. This story is about self-indulgence, drowning sorrows
and somehow, reaching salvation after all. Set during "One
Son".
M
ImajiruTaming
the Unicorn Complete
64440I
- In which a wager is made, and a secret is revealed.

II - In which the terms of the wager are defined.

III - In which a holiday is celebrated, not according to plan.

IV: In which bad things happen to good people.

V - In which broken things are made whole.

and so it continues....

There is also a sequel, Unicorn Tamed.
E
IsaHunterSo
Cruel &

So Cruel - To Be So Kind
7125Scully
gets some long-awaited revenge.

Then Mulder gets some revenge of his own. 
[Not your typical first time fic.]
E
IzzyThe Other Woman1430Mulder
meets another woman on Fertiliser Patrol. [DonÂ’t worry, thereÂ’s a reason itÂ’s
on this list].
M
Jay - 16273The
Dare, The Test, The Challenge
7502It
begins as just another case but ends with a challenge. 
M
JeanHelmsTwo
Column Proof
6169“What
if they’ve been doing it all along?” asked my faithful friend and beta
reader, Lee. What if, indeed Â… 
M
JennaBOpen Air6744Stopping
for the night on a long drive, Scully discovers the joys of sleeping in the
great outdoors.
M
JenniferLyonResolution3999This
is my version of what*might* take place after the end of the episode “Paper
Clip.”  [I'm sure Melissa's cheering them on]
M
JHallmarkDamage Wrought by a Trip to Philadelphia28878Mulder
reacts to the events in "Never Again."  
M
JohnieExpiation3472Mulder
demands a confession from Scully after Never Again.
M
Lilith84Release2427Post-Millennium
one shot. Mulder can't stop thinking about the New Year's kiss and decides to
do something about it. Shameless PWP :
M
Lolabeegood - 16408First
Time Series
4883A
series attempting to establish their first time...
M
LydiaWorthAt the
End of the Silence
4235Smut
and sex and erotica, oh my! 
M
Lysandra31The Two
Percent Solution 01: Distraction
8801Scully
is perfectly sensible, 98% of the time. Set during the pilot. 
M
Manik - 10621He
Otter Known Better
4666MulderÂ’s
fiendish plans for an erotic weekend go awry when a large weasel launches
himself at Scully. A certain portion of MulderÂ’s anatomy suffers several
indignities, but in the end, everyone lives happily ever after.  Some weekend survival fun in the woods.
M
mldrgrlLet Bygones
Be Bygones
2530Post
En Ami/Chimera smut.  Mulder's still
just a wee bit mad about Scully running off and Scully's just angry that he
can't let it go.  Post En Ami office
smut.
M
need-notInevitable767Scully
needs Mulder after a tough case.
M
NessieYou Saucy Thing & Wickedly Innocent13689The
Red Museum 

Author's notes: This is a tribute to one of my all time favourite scenes
which is one of those classic Mulder 'n' Scully UST moments. So
I *had* to take a hold of it and inject a little something
extra. Hmm... I could get used to this kind of thing..

Wickedly Innocent continues back at the motel, both stories are together at
the link.
M
OKayValInner Light4234"A
nice trip to the forest, my ass."
E
RachelAntonEat It Too13532Will
Mulder ever get his cake? And if he does, what will he do with it?
M
RachelAntonTouched But Never Held16488What
happens after the funeral in Emily
M
ShannonKC'mere Baby7569No
pain killer would take the edge off Mulder's anguish. All I had at my
disposal was...me.
M
SherylMartinWildcats2387Alrighty
folksÂ… this is what happens when you write too many stories and frustrate
yourself into this type of storyÂ… Rule One: NC-17Â… which means that youÂ’re
not getting anything more than sex, sex and romanceÂ… oh, did I mention sex?
Rule Two: The author claims no responsibility for any frustration anyone
suffers from reading this storyÂ… read Rule One for clarification. Rule Three:
The author does need to get a lifeÂ… or modify Rule TwoÂ… [First time intimacy
counts in my book, and when done well can be just as fulfilling.]
M
somekindofseizureChopsticks2346Chopsticks
and fingers. [First time intimacy again. somekindofseizure writes some very
erotic smutless smut.]
M
somekindofseizureThe Milkman992From
two prompts: "Kiss me" and "I think we need to
talk."   Mulder and Scully are
almost caught during a stakeout, and do what any compromised agents would
do.... make out.  [another one which is
first time intimacy rather than going 'all the way' 🙂 ]
T
Sonny/SpiderLost Time60117Immediately
post One Son so lots of angst and fowley hate.  Scully takes off to sort
herself out.  Mulder disappears and is found with amnesia, courtesy of
Diana & Spender.  Mulder still has
to work a case with Scully... and they kind of have a fresh start... on a
tropical island...
M
Spooky66Another Man2302This
is very smutty and not betad! But I think itÂ’s pretty good if I do say so
myself.   4. “WhatÂ’re you jealous
or something?” - “They had their hands all over you, of course, I’m jealous.”
(a. Smut c. Fluffy)
E
storybycoreySwizzle
Stick
12572His
hand lands on her thigh with a heat that makes her gasp, and he says in a
low, soft voice, “I’m just worried about you is all.” She feels herself
getting dizzy.  It has nothing to do with the alcohol, and everything to
do with unpartnerly touches on her couch close to midnight, after too many
drinks and the most god-awful night she’s had in probably a decade.  Oh, and also- Scully strips for Mulder.
E
storybycoreyDoes It
Really Matter?
3033I
was challenged to write a fic that was strictly sex- no storyline at
all.  Umm, yeah, so there you have
it.  3000 words of smut (but hopefully
beautiful smut!).
E
storybycoreyIt's Just
Pretend
5347IÂ’m
fulfilling two prompts with this one.  Headboard-banging and fake sex
turning into real sex.  ItÂ’s a doozy, yÂ’all! “God, Mulder,” she gasps.
 Â“Oh my god.  This is just pretend.  ItÂ’s just pretend.”
 But then she grinds her ass right back against you, and thatÂ’s not
pretend at all.  Nosiree. 
E
TarynCrowKnow
Thy En Ami
3391It
takes place before, during and after En Ami.  
E
TheWellManicured WifeIf
I Could Describe
2542Scully
struggles with poesy, and reaches certain conclusions.  
M
TrixieTerritorial6810Post
Alpha: Basically itÂ’s some angst & fluff cleverly disguised so an excuse
exists to let Moose & Squirrel have some fun 🙂
M
wtfmulderSpace and
Time and Absolute Lunacy Revised
5478REWRITE.
Smut smut smut. Mulder and Scully finally build that office tower.  [The original is good too]
E
wtfmulderfile it
under x  
16000+ NSFW prompts & drabbles. I swore to
myself I'd never do the whole "xxx" pun but I did.

An ongoing collection of @wtfmulder's short tumblr fics.   
E
XPhanIn Good
Hands
27926Scully
is injured and temporarily becomes dependent on MulderÂ’s care for even the
most basic of needs.
M
YonadaDangerous2939The
ride home from the hospital following Memento Mori gets "hot" and
emotional.
M
THE SECONDFIFTY
2momsmakearightUndercover
Swing
54304Mulder & Scully go undercover at a swingers club.
E
2plumsandagherkinLike You
Wanted to
2624Inspired
by a Tumblr Anon's request for an AU in which Scully moans "Fuck me like
you wanted to" after coming back from Antarctica.
M
AbracadabraHot
and Cold
2477Summer
in the City and our Agents try to stay coolÂ… There's a sequel, Cravings,
at http://whispersofx.net/whispersofx/stories/Cravings.txt
M
agoodwomanNot Your
Consolation Prize
2642Scully
is on edge with Mulder after Arcadia/One Son.
M
AliciaKSeeds 4221Scully
discovers the hidden benefits of MulderÂ’s oral fixation. Â  A sequel, Shells, is at
http://xanadu.xffics.com/winners/favorites/Shells.txt
M
Aloysia_VirgataThe Parting
Glass
6200It's
too hard to stand here and see him stripped down like this. She turns and
walks away.
E
AndreaSnowing
Sleeping Bags
8341Stranded
in a blizzard, the power is out so they have to keep each other warm.
 Except for a strip poker game.
E
AndreaAn
Eyeful
15780Scully
agrees to act as a decoy prostitute to catch a serial killer. (again)
M
AndreaIn
Amor Vis Vires
30834Summary:
While investigating a case Mulder is injured. Scully takes drastic measures
to protect him from further harm.
M
Annette GisbyLetting Go1884Relieving
some tension. [Out of his mind with jealousy Mulder is a little unhinged]
E
CatwomanRecovering The Satellites3901Summary:
It's way past Mulder and Scully's bedtimes...  
M
ChristinaGiraffe6378Summary:
Mulder asks Scully to go away with him. Will a giraffe come between them?
M
DashakayTwelfth Night14280It
was only a kiss. [Post Millennium]
E
DianoraL'eau
Bon
3234An
alternate ending to “Agua Mala,” one that would have made the episode a great
deal more enjoyable.
M
DonnaBeached4633You
know that fantasy about being on a deserted island…  [they have to keep warm somehow]
M
DryadClicheville:
Office
2416Scully's
got great gams.
M
FinnPlaying Poker11921Fluff
and smut, cunningly disguised as a post-ep fic for Three of a
Kind. 
M
Fox - 10724Desks and Dust3261A
late night at the office and Mulder's usual apathetic behavior forces he and
Scully to confront their demons of anger in a *physical* way, where a violent
release escalates into something more...  
E
HannahMason (early Syntax6)The
Last Time, The Next Time & The First Time
12029THE
LAST TIME:   Scully's gone again. What if Mulder had known
beforehand?

http://raytracings.xffics.com/TheLastTime.txt


THE NEXT TIME: Now that Scully's back safe and sound, she learns that
Mulder is man enough to carry her purse. But will he be strong enough to
carry her heart?


http://raytracings.xffics.com/TheNextTime.txt


THE FIRST TIME: Just when Scully has the Big Moment all scripted,
Mulder throws her for a loop with a startling new sex toy. 

General lechery ensues.


http://raytracings.xffics.com/TheFirstTime.txt
T
icedteainthebagTruth or
Dare
5348Mulder
and Scully have a wicked game of Truth or Dare while sharing that hotel room
in Rain King.
E
icedteainthebag & JoeleneKampground Kamotion10621Mulder
and Scully end up spending the night at the KOA Kampground.
M
JadaRene - 13467Arcadia:
Necessary Smut
1467Missing
scene from Arcadia
E
Jesemie's Evil TwinAny Steep and Blue Water2543 “We were never meant to walk over water. We
were meant to immerse ourselves and recall how to move.” - Margot Schilpp
M
JessMutual
Series
4550The
smut begins in Mutual 1, and culminates in Mutual 4 when Mulder and Scully
finally do the deed...
E
Jess MResolutions13260SUMMARY:
After hearing Mr. Carter say that our beloved sexually frustrated agents
would indulge in some “traditional” practice on New Years Eve, and the
cynical chorus of “what, singing Auld Lang Syne?” from fans, I decided we all
know what we WANT them to do. This has no plot, no redeaming social values,
lots of sexy Scrabble and some other games. Enjoy. Pure hot, steamed smut
rolls 
M
JessMThe Airport10342Killing
time at Chili's while their flight is delayed.
E
KirstenKA Complicated Game14775A
little trip into the forest (that goes right for a change) leads to
long-overdue revelations 
M
LaurieCabbabPunishing
Agent Phillips
4701 Another
federal agent just can’t seem to stop harassing Mulder.  [Office door/wall smut.]
E
LysandraTit For Tat10895"You
ask me a question, I ask you a question, total honesty, five questions each.”
M
Lysandra31And a Silver
Sixpence
5977What
happened behind closed doors at The Falls at Arcadia?
E
MangoKiwiTropicalSwirlThe Twelve
Tropes of Christmas
20673A
series based on favourite tropes, starting at the FBI Ball.
E
MichelleQueen of Hearts8752Mulder
cons Scully into playing Strip poker, neither realized it'd lead to something
else changing their lives forever.  There's also a sequel, A Creation of
Love at http://whispersofx.net/whispersofx/stories/creation.txt
M
MishStratego21547War
games, mind games and sex games.  This
is set in the time period between Tithonus and TF/OS; Mulder and Scully have
yet to be re-assigned to the X-Files.
M
MoJoCheap Fire3017Scully
plays with matches.
M
MoJoThought Police6007Mulder
and Scully experience random thoughts about each other.
M
NicknocA Butterfly in China36764Mulder
and Scully slip into an alternate universe where they meet themselves living
a happy life together.
E
PaigeCaldwellA Piece
Of The Action
1423What
exactly happened in that immersion module of the FPS Facility?
M
SamanthaLCaldwellChampagne
High
5834“He
was enchanted by this woman, this beautiful siren who looked up at him
through long eyelashes, smiled in that twinkling way, lifted her arms to the
heavens and laughed like she was crazy.”

Featuring giggly!Scully who we saw in Hollywood AD.
M
SatinaOutfoxed14653Scully
has a new boyfriend. Mulder doesnÂ’t like him. Not all is what it seems. Smut
ensues.  [Jealousy provoked office sex,
what more could you ask for?]
E
ShannonKBeds
Are Burning
12902The
ever-erotic, if sometimes clumsy, dance from UST to RST. Some allergies, some
games, some alcohol, some smut
M
SkinfullSo That
happened
7426PWP
- Purely smutty fic of joy.
M
Spookey247Kinesthesia40013Summary
- As members of a domestic terrorism task force, Mulder and Scully
investigate a series of bombings linked to a traveling carnival show. Set
early season six.  [Undercover]
M
storybycoreyToday,
Tonight & Later Tonight
5784A
steamy phone call and an even steamier encounter at an Italian
restaurant.  Then how Mulder and Scully
finally end their evening.
E
Stripe - 11335Snow Job8120Mulder
and Scully try to find entertainment after a failed case. [Tropey fun]
M
Terma99Time21367SUMMARY:
Returning to San Francisco, Mulder and Scully discover that becoming lovers
is just a matter of time.
M
Terma99Scent Of A Woman I - IV26724SUMMARY:
Scully left something behind when she spent the night at MulderÂ’s
apartment.
M
TheDragonLady - 11244The Visitor12116Scully
is receiving a mysterious visitor at night.
N
ThePimpernel - 15121Gourmet Groping10114Summary:
You know you’d have accepted the bet too. Admit it.  Also sequel "Gourmet Groping II"
T
WildwingSuzFaire Play11030Mulder
and scully go undercover at a renaissance faire.
E
Xaviera NosferatuThe
Workout
4608Summary:
Mulder works out his frustrations by pumping iron. However his unseen
spectator, Scully, has another form of exercise in mind. 
M
The third fifty are all short fics and are on a separate list
THEFOURTHFIFTY
AbracadabraMaybe I'm Amazed14098New
YearÂ’s Eve redux. A 14,000 word PWP.
M
AmySmarkuskyAn
Alternate Ending To Ice
4267As
the title suggests.... [Checking each other for the parasite gets out of
hand.]
M
anonstarbuckSweat &
Margaritas
6710It wasn't an x file,
so he's getting them drinks.   
E
AnubisKV5 -
16201
Fox Mulder's Big
Blues
7788Sometimes,
it was a real bitch to be an F.B.I. agent. Or Fox Mulder, for that matter.
Actually, when he thought about it, Fox Mulder decided it was a bitch to be
Fox Mulder pretty much all of the time. In fact, most of the time it just
downright sucked. Big time. Post ep for Quagmire.
M
CheriGoodmanBeginning
From The Beginning
6137ScullyÂ’s
not too happy after the office scene, and starts to leave again. Can Mulder
change her mind?
M
ConspiracyWe Meet Again4390Mulder
visits Scully two years after she's left the FBI and moved away.
N
CybillRespecting
The Journey [VSS1]
4100Sometimes
a journey leads to more places than one. ItÂ’s Season One smut! What
more could you ask for?
N
DFantumAloha,
Puttytat
2464Mulder,
Scully and a wild Halloween party.
N
DianaBattisCatalytic
Converter
14278Mulder
plays Good Samaritan.
M
DiehardAbsolute
Beginners
42706Our
heroes finally decide to do the dirty deed. Sex, love, all the rest. What
might have occurred before the last two thirds of Season 7. Continues
in

BOOK TWO: BETTER WITH PRACTICE and

BOOK THREE: COMES THE MORNING
M
DonnaBlind Date26320Pre
XF, M & S are set up on a joke blind date and hit it off.  things go
well until maggie interferesÂ…
PG
DonnileeChange Of Venue10543Scully
and Mulder finally confront their feelings after a harrowing case is
resolved.
M
EmilySimTilt
and Dream
5678Boggs
may be dead and gone but Scully is still experiencing problems related
to the case and her father's untimely death. Her solution to solve her
sleep problem is a little unorthodox. 
N
Eponine119One Shameless Night3304The
party was really boring her. It was the annual fancy dress ball given by the
FBI. Scully didnÂ’t know why they had such a thing or what purpose it was
supposed to serve, any more than the office Christmas party or Halloween
bash, but on it went, every year.
M
EvieLouiseTootsie Pop I, II & III42775After
returning from an assignment where Mulder inadvertantly caught sight of
Scully in her underwear, a cliched evening of boring paperwork was made more
interesting by Mulder seeing even more of Scully. Continues in Tootsie Pop II
& III.
N
FlynnMore
Than A River Complete
69148What
would it take for Scully to admit some things to herself?  How would
Mulder take the news? 
M
GerryHillTremors And Aftershocks19417Scully
and Mulder not only face a monster of a killer, but, even more horrible, must
confront their own relationship.
M
GillianinChainsLove In
An Elevator
3033Mulder
and Scully. A Freight Elevator. Hot Action. 
M
JamieTanquaryLittle
Girl Lost
28662Scully
and Mulder investigate a murder while trying to deal with a certain turn of
events in their relationship.
M
Jess MSpoken5604Mulder
and Scully have friends! No, really. They go bowling. They witness a
break-up. Soul-searching ensues (of course). 
N
KarenRaschJustification5954Mulder
and Scully at last consummate their relationship. The catalyst is nothing any
of us had ever considered. 
N
KatieHarrisFeeding The
Beast
2060An
amative revision of the highly anticipated, much speculated, first time
coadunation of bodies meeting in importunate thrust-- or -- Mulder and Scully
have sex for the first time.
M
KelsoA
Helping Hand
14795Ice
Queen? Check. Gratuitous mention of bees? Check. Puppy face? Check. Celine
Dion? Check [don't let that put you off]Â….   Response to a challenge
(elements at end). 
M
K BerglundSecond Skin Satin14133[Seductive Scully Smut. S invites Mulder to meet her at a club. They barely make it back to Mulder's place before it's on. ]M
LauraShapiroBeatitudes4195The
Great Mystery is solved. What will become of Scully and Mulder?
M
LokisgameEnjoy The
Silence
9403The
horizon paled on the other side of the house, they fell asleep again, waiting
for words to come back.
E
MishNo
Quarter Given I: Abstinence
7648 She
wants to feel alive. Serious angst ahead. This is not a pretty one, folks.
 [Post Never Again but not on that list]
M
MoJoTarnished Halo3397Mulder
delves into ScullyÂ’s religious morals.  *This link will download a word
doc.  If you prefer to read it on Goss, the author ID is 13205*
M
NicoleEnough I
& II
5583Post
Gethsemane angry sex and the aftermath. 
M
NicoletteYin and
Yang
6483A
long weekend gives Mulder and Scully a chance to ponder their complex
relationship. 
N
OneMillionandNinePremature Ejaculation1667An
exercise in possibilities; exactly what has kept M and S apart all these
years?
M
PenumbraParabiosis46667Science and Mysticism
conjoin.  A
detailed look at season 7.
M
randomshoes42So, am I
forgiven?
1130This is a PWP,
written from Mulder's POV. 
M
ScullyGolightlyRunning2388What if Mulder and
Scully fucked in the pilot episode? (version 2).
[I'm sure the others will make it onto another listÂ…]
E
ShandaWeeks -
14615
Batting Practice
II
2990This
is a companion piece to “Batting Practice” by Cassie. It's not necessary to
read that first, the frist story really just follows canon for the baseball
lesson and this one picks up after that.
M
ShannonKA Stiff One10326Summary:
ItÂ’s my first crack at a first time story! *cue scary music*
M
Sheryl Nantus
(Martin)
Air3614 After
a hard case, Scully and Mulder decide to forget about it by drowning
themselves in each other.
N
SpearmntXPHide And Seek146906Scully's
departure causes Mulder to make some hard decisions.  A novel-lenth mytharc story with lots of
twists and turns.
M
Spooky66Getting
Familiar
853Mulder and Scully go
out to get to know each other season one.
E
storybycoreyJust Shut
the Hell Up
1901She hums in response,
realizing with sudden clarity this is it.   IT. 
This is the rest of her life right here, smelling his sweat in a
rented Ford Taurus, listening to him talk instead of shutting him up.  Perpetually tired, perpetually horny.  Eating Doritos and Twinkies then going to
bed after, coming frantically against motel sheets while trying her hardest
not to think.
E
TeaGirl42Just Fine63031When
Scully's world is derailed without warning she is the only person in her life
who is surprised by Mulder's reaction. 
M
The G Women -
11201
Work Out7962Summary:
Scully and Mulder go to the gym late one night to work out their
frustrations.
M
Twilight -
16261
A Moment Of Passion4650A
lot can happen in a moment. Set around the second season.
T
VivAfter Aubrey
[VSS2]
4127Scenes
and post-ep for Aubrey Written for Fandomonium’s “A Virtual Season of Smut -
Season Two” 
M
WillaBroken5964Scully
decides she canÂ’t forgive Mulder for his actions in TF/OS, but her decision
leaves her feeling bruised and battered.
M
writing2savelivesWhat She
Needs
4906He'll be anything, do
anything she needs, but what she asks is almost
too easy for him to give. Almost.
E
XenithRaining Sleeping Bags3808Mulder
and Scully take shelter in a snow storm and discover–each other.  Smut.
M
Xenoprobe -
10125
Until Theres
Nothing Left To Say
10180After
Mulder rejects Scully's findings on Agt. Fowley's possible duplicity, Scully
nurses her emotional wounds with some bourbon.
M
XPhanCaptive9583Mulder
and Scully are held captive together with an amusing twist courtesy of their
good buddy the one-armed man.
M
XRaePeaks of Insanity15429Deeply
affected while profiling a difficult case, Mulder reaches the limit of his
mental endurance. How far is Scully willing to go to bring him back from the
edge?
E

 

 

 

 

 

A Fourth Fifty Favourite First Times List

I thought since I haven’t been around much that I’d better leave you another of the big lists.  Although this is the fourth list, it still contains some of my all time favourite first time fics.

As usual, these stories are a mix of various things.  The fact that it’s a favourite could be for reasons other than the smut factor.  I’ve tried to pick 50 fics that haven’t appeared on any lists before, and limit to one story per author this time.  You might notice that there aren’t any really new fics… that’s not an indictment on current fics, that’s an indictment on the updating of tags in my library.

These stories have also been added to the Fascicle of First Time Fics with the others, but I thought they deserved their own post for a while.  I’ve also tidied up and found replacement URLs where necessary for the first 100 recs, and it’s now in table form rather than a pdf.

A reminder that where I can only find a fic on Gossamer, the link will go to their search page.  The author ID number for those ones is included in the name column so you can find them easily, as I do abbreviate some names for privacy reasons.  Otherwise you can search by title.

Due to time constraints, there are leftover Âs etc from the conversion from excel to HTML that i normally try to edit out.  Sorry but you’ll have to try to ignore them and read around them this time.  They’re a real PITA to fix, but I’ll try to get to them at some stage.

Author/s
+ GossID
TitleWordsCommentsRated
AbracadabraMaybe I'm Amazed14098New Year’s Eve redux. A 14,000 word PWP.M
AmySmarkuskyAn Alternate Ending To Ice4267As the title suggests....
[Checking each other for the parasite gets out of hand.]
M
anonstarbuckSweat & Margaritas6710It wasn't an x file, so he's getting them drinks.   E
AnubisKV5 - 16201Fox
Mulder's Big Blues
7788Sometimes, it was a real bitch
to be an F.B.I. agent. Or Fox Mulder, for that matter. Actually, when he
thought about it, Fox Mulder decided it was a bitch to be Fox Mulder pretty
much all of the time. In fact, most of the time it just downright sucked. Big
time. Post ep for Quagmire.
M
CheriGoodmanBeginning From The Beginning6137ScullyÂ’s not too happy after the
office scene, and starts to leave again. Can Mulder change her mind?
M
ConspiracyWe Meet Again4390Mulder visits Scully two years
after she's left the FBI and moved away.
N
CybillRespecting The Journey [VSS1]4100Sometimes a journey leads
to more places than one. ItÂ’s Season One smut! What more could you ask
for?
N
DFantumAloha, Puttytat2464Mulder, Scully and a wild
Halloween party.
N
DianaBattisCatalytic
Converter
14278Mulder plays Good Samaritan.M
DiehardAbsolute Beginners42706Our heroes finally decide to do
the dirty deed. Sex, love, all the rest. What might have occurred before the
last two thirds of Season 7. Continues in

BOOK TWO: BETTER WITH PRACTICE and

BOOK THREE: COMES THE MORNING
M
DonnaBlind
Date
26320Pre XF, M & S are set up on
a joke blind date and hit it off.  things go well until maggie
interferesÂ…
PG
DonnileeChange Of Venue10543Scully and Mulder finally
confront their feelings after a harrowing case is resolved.
M
EmilySimTilt and Dream5678Boggs may be dead and gone but
Scully is still experiencing problems related to the case and her
father's untimely death. Her solution to solve her sleep problem
is a little unorthodox. 
N
Eponine119One Shameless Night3304The party was really boring her.
It was the annual fancy dress ball given by the FBI. Scully didnÂ’t know why
they had such a thing or what purpose it was supposed to serve, any more than
the office Christmas party or Halloween bash, but on it went, every year.
M
EvieLouiseTootsie Pop I, II & III42775After returning from an
assignment where Mulder inadvertantly caught sight of Scully in her
underwear, a cliched evening of boring paperwork was made more interesting by
Mulder seeing even more of Scully. Continues in Tootsie Pop II & III.
N
FlynnMore Than A River Complete69148What would it take for Scully to
admit some things to herself?  How would Mulder take the news? 
M
GerryHillTremors And Aftershocks19417Scully and Mulder not only face
a monster of a killer, but, even more horrible, must confront their own
relationship.
M
GillianinChainsLove In An Elevator3033Mulder and Scully. A Freight
Elevator. Hot Action. 
M
JamieTanquaryLittle Girl Lost28662Scully and Mulder investigate a
murder while trying to deal with a certain turn of events in their
relationship.
M
Jess MSpoken5604Mulder and Scully have friends!
No, really. They go bowling. They witness a break-up. Soul-searching ensues
(of course). 
N
KarenRaschJustification5954Mulder and Scully at last
consummate their relationship. The catalyst is nothing any of us had ever
considered. 
N
KatieHarrisFeeding The Beast2060An amative revision of the
highly anticipated, much speculated, first time coadunation of bodies meeting
in importunate thrust-- or -- Mulder and Scully have sex for the first time.
M
KelsoA Helping Hand14795Ice Queen? Check. Gratuitous
mention of bees? Check. Puppy face? Check. Celine Dion? Check [don't let that
put you off]Â….   Response to a challenge (elements at end). 
M
K BerglundSecond Skin Satin14133[Seductive Scully Smut. S invites Mulder to meet her at a club. They barely make it back to Mulder's place before it's on. ]M
LauraShapiroBeatitudes4195The Great Mystery is solved.
What will become of Scully and Mulder?
M
LokisgameEnjoy The Silence9403The horizon paled on the other
side of the house, they fell asleep again, waiting for words to come back.
E
MishNo Quarter Given I: Abstinence7648 She wants to feel alive.
Serious angst ahead. This is not a pretty one, folks.  [Post Never Again
but not on that list]
M
MoJoTarnished Halo3397Mulder delves into ScullyÂ’s
religious morals.  *This link will download a word doc.  If you
prefer to read it on Goss, the author ID is 13205*
M
NicoleEnough I & II5583Post Gethsemane angry sex and
the aftermath. 
M
NicoletteYin and Yang6483A long weekend gives Mulder and
Scully a chance to ponder their complex relationship. 
N
OneMillionandNinePremature Ejaculation1667An exercise in possibilities;
exactly what has kept M and S apart all these years?
M
PenumbraParabiosis46667Science and Mysticism conjoin. 
A detailed look at season 7.
M
randomshoes42So,
am I forgiven?
1130This is a PWP, written from Mulder's POV. M
ScullyGolightlyRunning2388What if Mulder and Scully fucked in the pilot episode? (version 2). [I'm sure the others will make it onto
another listÂ…]
E
ShandaWeeks - 14615Batting
Practice II
2990This is a companion piece to
“Batting Practice” by Cassie. It's not necessary to read that first, the
frist story really just follows canon for the baseball lesson and this one
picks up after that.
M
ShannonKA Stiff One10326Summary: ItÂ’s my first crack at
a first time story! *cue scary music*
M
Sheryl Nantus (Martin)Air3614 After a hard case, Scully
and Mulder decide to forget about it by drowning themselves in each other.
N
SpearmntXPHide And Seek146906Scully's departure causes Mulder
to make some hard decisions.  A
novel-lenth mytharc story with lots of twists and turns.
M
Spooky66Getting Familiar853Mulder and Scully go out to get to know each other season one.E
storybycoreyJust Shut the Hell Up1901She hums in response, realizing with sudden clarity this is it.  
IT.  This is the rest of her
life right here, smelling his sweat in a rented Ford Taurus, listening to him
talk instead of shutting him up. 
Perpetually tired, perpetually horny. 
Eating Doritos and Twinkies then going to bed after, coming
frantically against motel sheets while trying her hardest not to think.
E
TeaGirl42Just Fine63031When Scully's world is derailed
without warning she is the only person in her life who is surprised by
Mulder's reaction. 
M
The G Women - 11201Work
Out
7962Summary: Scully and Mulder go to
the gym late one night to work out their frustrations.
M
Twilight - 16261A
Moment Of Passion
4650A lot can happen in a moment.
Set around the second season.
T
VivAfter Aubrey [VSS2]4127Scenes and post-ep for Aubrey
Written for FandomoniumÂ’s “A Virtual Season of Smut - Season Two” 
M
WillaBroken5964Scully decides she canÂ’t forgive
Mulder for his actions in TF/OS, but her decision leaves her feeling bruised
and battered.
M
writing2savelivesWhat She Needs4906He'll be anything, do anything she needs, but what she asks is almost too easy for him to give. Almost.E
XenithRaining Sleeping Bags3808Mulder and Scully take shelter
in a snow storm and discover–each other.  Smut.
M
Xenoprobe - 10125Until
Theres Nothing Left To Say
10180After Mulder rejects Scully's
findings on Agt. Fowley's possible duplicity, Scully nurses her emotional
wounds with some bourbon.
M
XPhanCaptive9583Mulder and Scully are held
captive together with an amusing twist courtesy of their good buddy the
one-armed man.
M
XRaePeaks of Insanity15429Deeply affected while profiling
a difficult case, Mulder reaches the limit of his mental endurance. How far
is Scully willing to go to bring him back from the edge?
E

Phile appreciation – dance my Phile sisters & brothers

Baila, Mi Hermana (NSFW image below)

I’m really appreciating the wonderful philes of past and present today, which is a marked improvement from my attitude of last week.  Thank you for being some of the most generous, helpful and thoughtful people I’ve had the pleasure of rubbing virtual shoulders with. I’m still hiding out doing secret web stuff, but I can feel myself making those first tentative steps back towards fandom.

Here’s an image I put together of Mulder doing some appreciating of a different kind. It’s inspired by Baila, Mi Hermana by Dryad (NC-17, 3600 words).

I love Mulder’s face in this one.  Scully rarely gets to look (or be) happy on the show, so her facial expressions are rather limited.

MSR Fic List: Undercover – Adult Industry

For agents who work in the X-Files division, Mulder and Scully get to go undercover in the adult entertainment business quite a bit.  This is a list of fics I’ve read where they’ve had to go undercover as strippers, prostitutes/escorts and phone sex operators.  Naturally a lot of smut results.

I’ve marked this as an Adults only list despite there being one PG-13 (T) story.  Pick and choose your ratings according to your age and preference.  There are a couple of stories that aren’t straight MSR so read descriptions if that bothers you.

If you see a 5-digit number after the author’s name, memorise it before you click on the link to Gossamer to search, it can make the fic easier to find.

Author/s
- GossID
TitleWordsCommentsRated
Andrea - 10189An Eyeful15780Scully agrees to act as a decoy prostitute to catch a serial killer. M
anonstarbuckFavourite Things11610Five times Mulder and Scully shared a favourite something with the other for the first time. [Chapter 3 of 3 because it's incomplete, but they're 3 complete stories.]E
Ary GHRuby33187Mulder and Scully have to face the friendly neighbourhood psycopath... be warned, plenty of adult material in here.M
CrossedBeamsVice7354A weekend assignment gets out of control with Mulder undercover. Things come to a head, dragging Scully into the picture with unexpected consequences.E
Cybill - 16023Call Girl9437Mulder and Scully act as bait to a serial killer who preys on redheaded call girls.N
DonnaTrust6089Can he trust her when she wants
to grow her own way? Important men are being murdered. Scully goes undercover as a high-priced escort to find out.
R
DonnileeScene of the Crime6484SUMMARY: Mulder reacts to a Scully outfit and starts an emotional avalanche.M
Donnilee & FatCatSomething Wicked88205Once again Mulder’s hidden talents get them an undercover assignment. They are assigned to expose a serial killer after several drug land-style executions. But, are things really as they seem? Mulder and Scully hope to figure it out before it’s too late. !trigger warnings: read header.M
Donnilee & XRaeCachot Desirer52000Mulder and Scully go undercover in a bizarre murder case at the request of their old friend, Senator
Matheson, and nothing is as it seems. BDSM and D/s themes, along with FemDom themes and male penetration.
N
ESimmeringDouble Post Punishment1129PWP. He wondered how long it was going to be before he lost control.M
Guera MexicanaFoxy2930Our three favorite characters find themselves in a very uncomfortable situation.T
Jay - 16273The Dare |The
Test |The Challenge
7502It begins as just another case but ends with a challenge. N
JOeyTricky Business6943On a normal assignment, Scully is called upon to go undercover. [complete despite in-progress status on
FF.net]
T
KooG-String Diva4040Several murders of patrons at a strip club in DC put Mulder into the most...ahem...interesting uncover
assignment he has ever had.
R
LovesFoxBad & Bad II: Reprisal23016Scully works undercover without Mulder, but he has to show up. Smut ensues.M
Mimic117Devil To Pay6553When she gets her hands on him, there's going to be the devil to pay.M
MocomabDepravity8452Scully goes undercover. [Scully/Krycek/Mulder - Some slash.]M
mommieburgerTotal Smut Biscuit - Volume 2 - Deep Red11745Scully goes undercover as a stripper, but keeps Mulder in the dark. Mulder's new temporary partner finds out and the hunt is on. Skinner gets a little touch/feely with Stripper!Scully and Mulder may have to confront his boss and several other men over the delectable Agent. Who knows how this will end? Only time will tell.M
OnlyTheInevitableWords of Love 66457The FBI handbook has rules against relationships between partners, so they would just have to get creative in showing their love to each other. A compilation of Mulder and Scully's love through romantic one-word prompts. MSR [Undercover as Prostitute story is chapter 2 - Breathtaking. This is a WIP but it's ok to read if you're WIP-shy because it's a compilation of stories rather than a series.]T
Pete - 12431Scully Becomes A Stripper6700Due to a special assignment, Scully turns to stripping. Humor.T
PywacketRisqué3615An undercover stint as a working girl really turns Scully on.  PWPM
Red ValerianThe Caveat Emporium14771For reasons of her own, Scully insists on going undercover at a telephone sex establishment. In the process, she drives the surveillance team to distraction - said 'team' consisting of her partner and a certain Assistant Director. She also manages to exorcise some ghosts and to catch a serial killer at the same time. All with one hand tied behind her back. [MSR + S/Sk. Although I personally can't stomach Skinner/anyone and consequently this story gives me nightmares, it's here if you want it.]N
SkylarkingShimmy3558Skinner sends Mulder undercover, though not very much of it… M
somekindofseizureBlack Tie Affair - No.22628Mulder and Scully get dressed up once again and play spies as they try to catch some elusive bad guys.  This time Scully acts as a paid escort, and Mulder wants to make sure she's safe. [This is number 2, but the series is a lot of fun and you can access it from the link.
E
spookie-foxWhisper Softly Sweet, Dana65811After an undercover operation goes terribly wrong, a serial killer nearly rapes and murders Scully. Mulder shows up in the nick of time and rescues her. But what he doesn’t realize is that death is not the end for evil. [Abandoned WIP and I can't remember how complete the stroy is.]M
storybycoreyWe're Just Partners8363He’s grinding himself against you, right there, right where he knows you like it best. You grind right back, there's no way you can’t, and your eyes close as you fall against his chest. "Just partners,” you gasp, your lips sliding down his neck to suck at his clavicle, "Remember we’re just partners…"E
virtue_flutteringNot/Think Series7034Scully receives an unexpected and long overdue call while working undercover a racy phone line.M
WendiaeBehind the Looking Glass48003After returning from Philadelphia Scully is unsure of her reaction to Mulder's anger and takes an assignment away from him unintentionally placing herself in grave danger. [only vaguely relevant to the theme but a good story]M
WildwingSuzTiny Dancer6337Withheld at author’s request. [but the category might give it away a little.]E

25 First Times: Arcadia

I have a lot of undercover fics so I’ve sorted them into a few separate lists.  This first one is a first time list for the episode Arcadia.  I have a few more that need URLs found or where I can’t remember whether or not they were first times, so I’ll do another list of various Arcadia smut.  I have another specialised undercover list, then more general undercover smut, and then maybe other leftover undercover fics.  I’ll give you a little break between some of them so you don’t get undercovered out.

Arcadia is generally an episode for angsty smut, being the first episode filmed after One Son.  Unfortunately it was pushed back after Agua Mala and Monday for technical reasons, causing Scully to come across as a bit snarky for no real reason, when in context, being their first case after One Son, she’s being a lot nicer than I’d be. 🙂  There are also a few PWPs interspersed with the angst.

This is another adults only list – rated R to NC-17/M to E.  The M’s can contain either R or NC-17 fics so you’ll have to read the header of the fic to make sure it’s suitable if you’re under 18. 

As usual, Gossamer links go to their search page.  Copy the 5-digit author ID if you want to do a quick search for the author’s fics, otherwise you can search by Author or Title.  This is to keep those nasty search engine spiders from getting to the precious gossamer web.

Author/s - GossIDTitleWordsCommentsRated
Angel BMr
And Mrs Petrie
2549"Want me to soap your
back,'Rob'?"
N
Brandon D
Ray
Making it
Personal
50608A series of episode-based vignettes, covering the second half of Season 6 and tracing the evolution of
Mulder & Scully's relationship during that time. [they marry because of
fowley before arcadia but it's not consummated until a lot of angst later from
memory.]
N
BrynnaOne Last Time4687What happened after Scully
kicked Mulder out of the bedroom? [This is the first of a series, the rest
can be accessed from
here: http://raytracings.xffics.com/AllMyRecs6.html]
M
CecilyBanter4024This is an alternate bedroom scene for Arcadia.
N
Denise
Morgen
Impasse I-V8137My own little effort to redeem Mulder’s sorry ass after the disgraceful way he treated Scully in One Son and a little peek into how their Arcadian assignment came about. Goes on to deal with their time at The Falls and the aftermath.M
DreamshaperOther Options4117Arcadia was a good smut vehicle, as many of you know. I used it shamelessly for my own romantic ends 😉 M
FoxsongNight
in Arcadia
3451Sleeping next to Scully in Arcadia, Mulder wakes from a nightmare.M
i_just_knew1013Playing
House
4056What do you pack when you’re about to go undercover as the suburban wife of your extremely attractive coworker? [it says in progress but it appears to be finished.]T
icedteainthebagPretend We're
Married
2817That jackoff on the downstairs couch has a lot of nerve.E
Jada Rene
-13467
Arcadia:
Necessary Smut
1467Arcadia MSR/SmutE
JoylynnWingArcadian
Affirmations
12643Truths can sometimes be found in the strangest places. M
LucyMattosPlaying
House
3484In the middle of the episode "Arcadia" Scully and Mulder find out a little more about each other.N
Lysandra31And a Silver
Sixpence
5977What happened behind closed doors at The Falls at Arcadia?E
MademoiselleSpookyDeeper Into
Arcadia
9843With neighbors this nosy...wouldn't it make sense to share a bedroom?M
MichelleFalling
For Each Other
4553Remember that bedroom scene in Arcadia? What if that scene had gone further.smut? PURE SMUT!M
MissMartinePlaying
House
2507Of course Scully wanted to play house with Mulder. The scene we all wanted in Arcadia. E
MsAMArcadia
I - V
9842Missing Scenes from before/during/after ArcadiaN
SarahEllenParsonsArcades I
Arcades II
7341Arcades is Latin for
"people who live in Arcadia". Season 6 has made me sad. I foresee only bad things. But, as you might have noticed if you've read any of my other stories, I'm rather like that.
R
SaraLynnBest Laid Plans6787Tension in Arcadia? Want to know why? Want to see how it was fixed?R
Sharon H-MLanguid Domestications7942So what happened after Mulder left the bedroom?N
Spock
-15626
Covet And Tell1779Mid- and Post-ArcadiaM
SuzanneSchrammCovenants,
Contracts & Restrictions
7770Missing scene from Arcadia. Night 1: they spoon like baby kittens (shyeah!). Night 2: Scully tosses Mulder out of the bedroom. Night 3: Anyone’s guess. All I know is Mulder was looking pretty chipper the next morning. And Scully was acting downright wifely
when she asked him to give up playing in the mud on Night 4.
N
SuzanneSchrammSeven Year Itch6919Sequel to "DividendDividendss." Another late night conversation as Mulder and Scully sort through their feelingsR
TenFallout From Arcadia15100On the way back to the San Diego field office after “Arcadia”, Mulder is involved in an accident. He wakes up
believing that he and Scully are Mr & Mrs Rob PetrieÂ… 
M
Wildafox
- 15622
Arcadian Frolic
(310 Words)
412See title.M

22 First Times by Trope: Jealous Mulder

Jealous!Mulder is usually an intense, brooding creature, making for some rather dramatic first times. 

Same as usual – the authors with a 5 digit number after their name are at Gossamer and the link goes to the search page.  If you want to find their author page easily, remember to take the number with you.

Author/s -
Goss ID
TitleWordsCommentsRated
AndreaUnder Heaven11172There is a time for every purpose under the heavens.M
BeduiniGoing Home13987Mulder and Scully encounter each other after two years apart and are forced to deal with their unresolved
feelings.
M
Cybill - 16023Creep8522Mulder spends some time evaluating himself and his relationship with his partner. He thinks heÂ’s lost
her to another man. Was he right? I think not
N
Dianora & MD1016Sal From 4C12244After a low dirty fight, Scully goes out to pick up and Mulder gets drunk and waits for her.M
DKSculderFor Better, For Worse13123Mulder accompanies Scully as a surprise wedding date.M
DonnaKey To Understanding3652Just a little misunderstanding …M
DonnileeAll or Nothing9241Jealous Mulder finally reaches the end of his rope and flips out on Scully.M
EBESo Long23617Tracking a serial killer brings an old acquaintance of MulderÂ’s into the picture, a friend whose attraction
toward Scully causes tensions to rise.
M
FatCatLeaning I
& II: The Seduction
46350Leaning I: - A series of misunderstandings step in to enlighten Mulder and Scully & [Continues in Leaning II - The Seduction: The relationship that
was exposed in Leaning I continues to develop, despite a non-X-File case and an outside threat to their commitment.)
M
GillianinChainsLove In
An Elevator
3033Mulder and Scully. A Freight Elevator. Hot Action. M
Kelly MorelandUncaged3263Scully is dating someone, and Mulder… Well, he’s being Mulder… M
Madeleine PartousFloaters22623Mulder and Scully investigate a case in Florida.  Season 3.M
mommieburgerMulder and
the Green-Eyed Monster
18471Mulder and Scully get sent to Calqueq, Alaska to hunt possible vampires. The duo find out that Scully is a target and no one is who they seem. Mulder, tired of waiting for Scully to
surrender to him decides to make a move only to be thwarted by an old flame.
Will Mulder succeed in turning Scully away from the darkside?
E
neednotOuroboros1807"Why were... why were you with him?"
The hurt in his voice is plain. Aching, and it just makes her angrier. She arches an eyebrow. "I thought you could figure that out, Mulder."
E
Rachel AntonVolition Unbound23375The return of a man from Scully’s past forces her to make some decisions. M
SaraMageeBlack
Leather Redheaded Siren I
& II
7343Black Leather Redheaded Siren I:
Scully gets an interesting offer from an old friend...and has to decide if she'll do it or not...all counting on Mulder's reaction of course...

Black Leather Redheaded Siren II: Scully decides to take up her friends
offer...will Mulder "handle" it well?
M
Scullystar - 11314 Everything You
Want
6860Mulder has to deal when Scully becomes involved with an old lover.N
Spooky66Another Man2302"What’re you jealous or something? " - "They had their hands all over you, of course, IÂ’m
jealous. " 
E
Taffy NorthwoodLet No Star Shine50373As the bard said, the course of true love never did run smooth
https://web.archive.org/web/20100501003251/http://x-files.bytewright.com:80/arcLe/LetNoStarShine2.html
N
TeslaAches and Pangs2899After convincing Scully to date someone else, he ends up sick and Scully looks after him.R
Trifan - 14390Clueless7498Mulder just can’t seem to figure out what Scully’s problem is.N
wtfmulderChantilly
Lace
2298Scully is a vision in chantilly lace.E

I have more to sort through tag-wise for this category so there should be another list later.  I might do a more general jealous Mulder list as well. 🙂